Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

The duct tape holding the left tail light on really ties the whole mess together

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;45225943]Turned 21 while I was gone. Hi people. o:[/QUOTE] i turn 22 in less than 3 months. i'll have a valid reason to have dark chocolate cake on that day

I turn 18 on an 18th of this autumn. Well, i guess being born earlier than planned has a bit of its benefits.

Its hard as fuck preparing yourself to soon be single even though you are supposed to be strong for your partner and even though there's something in the back of your head telling you to not give up until its totally over

[QUOTE=Sitkero;45229983]The duct tape holding the left tail light on really ties the whole mess together[/QUOTE] Literally a ~tail ~light

[QUOTE=Slade Xanthas;45229362][t]http://i.imgur.com/3AUyUuK.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] k we get it you're a furry

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45230340]k we get it you're a furry[/QUOTE] I'm not convinced yet.

[QUOTE=Demache;45230349]I'm not convinced yet.[/QUOTE] Let's do an autopsy. If we find dog semen well know for sure

Decided to try PS2 emulation again since I upgraded the PC [t]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8bjgPGnAcPQ/U620wfNkeaI/AAAAAAAAE7M/InZT_OiOqC0/s0/2014-06-28_04-15-24.png[/t] You know what, I think it'd be easier to just fix my PS2 :v:

Autopsies are post mortem, POST mortem! A Biopsy is one you do when they're alive

Oh I am fully aware.

Vivisection is what you're thinking of.

[QUOTE=Levithan;45230524]Vivisection is what you're thinking of.[/QUOTE] Yiffysection

Roflburger vs slade "foxy brown" Xanthas Live only on PAY PER VIEW

uh oh spaghettios

gr8. come home from a shit day at work to this. Can we fucking not?

[QUOTE=Mysterious;45230728]gr8. come home from a shit day at work to this. Can we fucking not?[/QUOTE] WE FUCKING WILL

"I don't like drama" - people who like drama.

We fucking will what?

[QUOTE=Combine 177;45230741]We fucking will what?[/QUOTE] Not really sure.

[QUOTE=Slade Xanthas;45230591]yea least I'm not whining incessantly about how shit my life is[/QUOTE] I only do that in designated threads. If you see my crying about my life in here call me out on it, I don't think anyone needs to see that shit.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45230797]I only do that in designated threads. If you see my crying about my life in here call me out on it, I don't think anyone needs to see that shit.[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=44994894&highlight=#post44994894[/url] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=44787167&highlight=#post44787167[/url] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=44742686&highlight=#post44742686[/url] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=44433855&highlight=#post44433855[/url]

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45230739]"I don't like drama" - people who like drama.[/QUOTE] This is so true. Drama happens when people make a big deal out of drama. I'm sort of friends with a guy who always complains about fandom drama and is kind of abandoning his current life to go out on his own in Canada partially because of drama. Yet almost all the high-school levels of drama he talks about and gets himself involved in is caused and reciprocated by himself. If he just didn't give a shit about things that don't matter at all and were not of ill intent then he wouldn't see any drama at all. His life is so filled with drama because he subconsciously worships it and seeks it out.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;45230863][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=44994894&highlight=#post44994894[/url] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=44787167&highlight=#post44787167[/url] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=44742686&highlight=#post44742686[/url] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=44433855&highlight=#post44433855[/url][/QUOTE] Holy shit goddamn would you stop trying to add fuel to the fire like a little scite? Just drop the fucking argument, all of you, quit taking shit up the dick and act like civilized people for 5 goddamn seconds, holy jesus. [editline]27th June 2014[/editline] I am in TOO MUCH pain to deal with this collective bullshit. If I had the ability, I'd monthban all of you to just shut the fuck up and keep the peace.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;45230863][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=44994894&highlight=#post44994894[/url] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=44787167&highlight=#post44787167[/url] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=44742686&highlight=#post44742686[/url] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=44433855&highlight=#post44433855[/url][/QUOTE] oh well ok that was fast Yeah I'll try my hardest not to whine or complain about my life anymore, people don't seem to like it.

What do you guys have against Roflburger anyway?

To lighten the mood, here's an anecdote about the moron who ruined my day. Some idiot came in the store today wanting to bulk buy all of our Women's Shox shoes in every size we could have them in. So I went and got all of them I could find, and really, that's all that we had, and then he goes and says "Well I don't want them if they're $69.99 and the HHT says that we have at least 5 that are $59.99 so go get those." We only had the one that was $59.99 so I go and grab him that. "No I don't like it in that color I saw pink and white ones on this shelf so go and get me all of those." That box was the only we had and I told him that clearly. "But the HHT says you have 5 and I know there are 5 because the HHT says to so go get it." Begrudgingly, I go to the back once more to double check and we genuinely don't have any more of that style, so I go to tell him that. "The HHT says you have 5 so you must have misplaced them somewhere and I'm not leaving until I get at least 3 of them." What he failed to realize is that the fucking HHT only scans boxes, not actual shoes, so whatever it says is usually out of date and means that if you don't have that many it says on it, the rest were probably sold, which they were. I'm pretty fucking sure my keen sense of observation is better than a goddamned barcode reader that's almost always wrong. Fucking people :v:

When I have to have someone physically help me out of bed, since simply moving my hips or back causes me to shriek and start bawling with pain, to the point of nearly blacking out... ...I do not want to spend my few conscious moments of my rest time viewing your bullshit drama. [editline]27th June 2014[/editline] Not you Mysterious, I got ninja'd by that

[QUOTE=Mysterious;45230938]To lighten the mood, here's an anecdote about the moron who ruined my day. Some idiot came in the store today wanting to bulk buy all of our Women's Shox shoes in every size we could have them in. So I went and got all of them I could find, and really, that's all that we had, and then he goes and says "Well I don't want them if they're $69.99 and the HHT says that we have at least 5 that are $59.99 so go get those." We only had the one that was $59.99 so I go and grab him that. "No I don't like it in that color I saw pink and white ones on this shelf so go and get me all of those." That box was the only we had and I told him that clearly. "But the HHT says you have 5 and I know there are 5 because the HHT says to so go get it." Begrudgingly, I go to the back once more to double check and we genuinely don't have any more of that style, so I go to tell him that. "The HHT says you have 5 so you must have misplaced them somewhere and I'm not leaving until I get at least 3 of them." What he failed to realize is that the fucking HHT only scans boxes, not actual shoes, so whatever it says is usually out of date and means that if you don't have that many it says on it, the rest were probably sold, which they were. I'm pretty fucking sure my keen sense of observation is better than a goddamned barcode reader that's almost always wrong. Fucking people :v:[/QUOTE] what store do you work at?

[QUOTE=Fivas;45231032]what store do you work at?[/QUOTE] A Nike Clearance store. Naturally, everything is cheaper so we have a few bulk buyers every now and then. But they usually understand that we're always not gonna have everything they want stocked. This guy couldn't grasp that for some reason and acted like I was just lying to him about it.