Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=latin_geek;45261369]any cheap safe thing will do, just make sure it's 100% silicone with no phthalates etc etc so it doesn't destroy your ass If you wanna splurge, bd's stuff is great quality and very pretty. unsurprisingly it's not just a wacky internet joke[/QUOTE] Don't you have to wait forever for a BD product to be made and shipped?

You can keep those BD dildos on plain sight on shelves because you know, ~modern art~.

My adventures at pride were quite interesting. Got a new little pipe for one. Big thing though is I [B]got a fucking handjob.[/B] I didn't finish, but it was fucking amazing. Precum errywhere.

Decided to pull out my old 5.1 system and put it together to see if it still works, other than being a bit dusty it works fine. I should really look into selling it after I clean it up but for now it's sat next to my base unit making it bounce due to the sub. :v: [img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1404291714.jpg[/img]

Yey my cousin gave me his old headset. He´s such a good guy.

Are the bad dragon cumtubes as great as they're made out to be?

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45261498]Does it have to look like anything? Can't it just be roughly shaped the shape it needs to be? I'd very much like a plain solid design.[/QUOTE] I'd prefer mine to be in the shape of a carved 'Last Supper' but whatever is fine.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45262041]Are the bad dragon cumtubes as great as they're made out to be?[/QUOTE] No. They are a fucker to clean and can pop out. If you can stand reading their forums you should.

If you can't figure out how to clean a smooth, plastic tube you must be pretty damn lazy :v:

[QUOTE=kaze4159;45262269]If you can't figure out how to clean a smooth, plastic tube you must be pretty damn lazy :v:[/QUOTE] I had trouble cleaning a plug I had simply because I wasn't sure what would be good to put back in myself. Like I used regular soap but I had no idea if that was harming me inside or if it was safe to do. Bit late now in any case.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45261166]Queers of fp, I need some dildo advice. The guy who was just fucking me had to run off because his grandma got in a car accident and I'm still horny. What's a good cheap kind of dildo I can get for the next time this happens?[/QUOTE] Did he answer his phone or something while fucking you?

Dragon sex toys are overated

It's the novelty. [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] Regular ones are just as good.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45262290]I had trouble cleaning a plug I had simply because I wasn't sure what would be good to put back in myself. Like I used regular soap but I had no idea if that was harming me inside or if it was safe to do. Bit late now in any case.[/QUOTE] A little bit of Fast Orange should do it [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] Or some mineral spirits, for that matter

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45260905]imo I think you guys gave scooby too much shit considering you could tell he's in a messed up mental state but w/e[/QUOTE] He posts about being around people doing shots out of each other's asses so he's obviously not socially inept in real life, yet he is online. That's opposite to basically every weirdo on the internet, so I think he's just a troll

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45264278]He posts about being around people doing shots out of each other's asses so he's obviously not socially inept in real life, yet he is online. That's opposite to basically every weirdo on the internet, so I think he's just a troll[/QUOTE] Even if he was a troll people shouldn't have fed him. [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] also that's p kinky

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45264278]He posts about being around people doing shots out of each other's asses so he's obviously not socially inept in real life, yet he is online. That's opposite to basically every weirdo on the internet, so I think he's just a troll[/QUOTE] he wasn't like this like 3-4 years ago, i dunno what happened really

[t]http://i.imgur.com/MtPLH7f.jpg[/t] Yisssss now I must wait for F-Zero tomorrow!

Still impressed at how good condition that SNES is in, it's hardly yellowed at all

[QUOTE=kaze4159;45264717]Still impressed at how good condition that SNES is in, it's hardly yellowed at all[/QUOTE] Yeah when I saw it originally I thought it was a cheap knockoff console :v: But luckly it's the real deal.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45262409]Did he answer his phone or something while fucking you?[/QUOTE] No, he pulled out so he could answer it. Lets just say that with behavior like that it'll be a while before he can get in my pants again.

That's what I meant, that's pretty fucked up haha. I've had someone stop during sex to check tweets before.

hold on gotta rt this guy okay so where were we

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;45264365]he wasn't like this like 3-4 years ago, i dunno what happened really[/QUOTE] Too much ass booze [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] Happy Canada Gay

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45265604]That's what I meant, that's pretty fucked up haha. I've had someone stop during sex to check tweets before.[/QUOTE] Well, to be fair, everytime I've done it with my friend, the first thing we both do after its all said and done, we check Twitter/Skype/etc cetera. Apparently it's a thing most men do. I should try during and see what he says. :v: "Hold on a sec, stay quiet, gotta take this Skype call."

How addicted to twitter, etc, do you have to be to check it right after sex? [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] "Just had sex L.O.L. #bareback"

Is it just me, or does absolutely no one on OkCupid check their damn messages?

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45266928]How addicted to twitter, etc, do you have to be to check it right after sex? [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] "Just had sex L.O.L. #bareback"[/QUOTE] there's something called #aftersexselfie

Checking social media is just kind of like second nature. Once it's all done and you're just laying down, I just grab my phone and start seeing what's happened since I was gone :v: [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Disgruntled;45267303]Is it just me, or does absolutely no one on OkCupid check their damn messages?[/QUOTE]They do. They don't reply if they're not interested.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45266928]How addicted to twitter, etc, do you have to be to check it right after sex? [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] "Just had sex L.O.L. #bareback"[/QUOTE] Well what else are you going to do after?