Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny?

[Gray001]

Bloody Americans and yer holidays

fite me irl

[Trekintosh]

Dildo names are the best (NSFW obviously)

[url]http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001JI44TK/ref=gno_cart_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER[/url]

[Legion Varus]

I just came out pansexual to my parents a few hours ago. They were super cool with it and very supportive. I wish I did it long ago and didn't wait so long. I was scared something terrible was going to happen, but it didn't. They just want me to be happy. I'm glad my parents are my biggest allies.

[Saza]

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45296817]Oh ok so the 4th of July is just the reverse of the usual get absolutely hammered and blow stuff up? More responsible kinda day :v:[/QUOTE]

yeah, I prefer not to use fireworks while even buzzed (let alone drunk, but then again, I never really do get drunk. Iron liver, m8) because that shit's dangerous. Last year I held one of those oversized bottle rockets in my hand as it went off, because I mistakenly thought it was a normal tiny one. Burned half of my shirt off. :v:

[Zillamaster55]

I never thought I'd have an animu avatar, but there are many exceptions I'll make for the Big G.

In other news, sending E-Mail to the HRS in hopes of trying to let me in with a blank-firing Nagant.

[editline]5th July 2014[/editline]

Ok so possibilities are a definite 100% maybe :v:

The person I e-mailed has to discuss it with the Chief o' Polize.

[Disgruntled]

3rd page hype.

[NoaJM]

So I couldn't sleep tonight. Went to bed at 4, tossed around, went "Fuck it" and woke up at 7:30.

What to do now?

[Vilusia]

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;45302429]3rd page hype.[/QUOTE]

wut we are on page 611

[Shier]

Just finished painting my room and changing the carpet for new one. I can believe how great the difference is. It looks so much better now!

[Pardalis]

A change of scenery is always nice, I'd paint my room if one wall wasn't falling apart from moisture.

I should also see about polishing my floor and getting something so my chair doesn't ruin it again :v:

[ultra_bright]

Bondage is fun.

[NoaJM]

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45303402]Bondage is fun.[/QUOTE]

All the ex-significant others I have done the relationship walk with have been into bondage. Is this a sign?

[ultra_bright]

[QUOTE=NoaJM;45303420]All the ex-significant others I have done the relationship walk with have been into bondage. Is this a sign?[/QUOTE]

What's not fun with tying up your boyfriend and playing with him?

[Zeke129]

BDSM-y stuff in general is great

[Joseph Smith]

I guess BDSM it's kinda ok.
[sp] Kinda, yeah[/sp]

[editline]6th July 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;45303391]A change of scenery is always nice, I'd paint my room if one wall wasn't falling apart from moisture.

I should also see about polishing my floor and getting something so my chair doesn't ruin it again :v:[/QUOTE]

A nice clear blue or light green would be fantastic!

[Pardalis]

What's your beef with BDSM, heavyguy, don't like leather and rope ;)?

[ultra_bright]

Theres something hot about letting your partner take totoal control of your body and just pleasure you in every way they want like youre their sex toy. Its also easy to just lay back and enjoy it all.

[Roll_Program]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;45303785]What's your beef with BDSM, heavyguy, don't like leather and rope ;)?[/QUOTE]

You are literally calling a guy out for not liking being tied up.

[HeavyGuy]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;45303785]What's your beef with BDSM, heavyguy, don't like leather and rope ;)?[/QUOTE]

Not really, no.

[Batmoutarde]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;45303785]What's your beef with BDSM, heavyguy, don't like leather and rope ;)?[/QUOTE]

whats your beef with watersports , latin geek, dont like piss in your face ;) ?

[Xieneus]

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45304371]whats your beef with watersports , latin geek, dont like piss in your face ;) ?[/QUOTE]

eww

[Pardalis]

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45304371]whats your beef with watersports , latin geek, dont like piss in your face ;) ?[/QUOTE]

[I]joke's on you[/I] but yeah sorry. it's not everyone's thing

[ultra_bright]

I got to pet a shark and a stingray and some horseshoe crabs yesterday at an aquarium. It was fun :3

Shark > Stingray

[Zillamaster55]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Qcrl4fz.png[/img]

Oh no! JoakimZilla has attacked the city!

v:v:v

[Shark Bones]

And here is where I say something about shark petting and how awesome it is~

[Zillamaster55]

I remember when I got to swim with sharks with some friends.

Little did the Sea Camp people know that the pool was full of Cassiopeia Jellyfish.

[img]http://www.seaslugforum.net/images/m17236d.jpg[/img]

So I had stings all along the tops of my feet to my knees. And I saw no sharks.

[Vilusia]

My uncle died :C

[Shier]

Great, my headset just died. Even more shit to spend money on because whole new PC wasn't enough. Fuck this, buying headphones this time, no reason why I didn't do it before since I have 2 perfectly working mics.

[Trekintosh]

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45303402]Bondage is fun.[/QUOTE]

I once got abused at a special ed school where they hog tied and gagged me when I was 6 or so because I wouldn't stop talking. Then they forgot about me and was only discovered when my parents had to call the police and they broke in and rescued me. The place was shut down, but it has made me unable to appreciate bondage.

[Trekintosh]

Sweaty sticky gay sex talk tagged: don't click if you don't want to hear about buttsex and dirtiness.

[sp]Creampies feel [I]amaaaaazing![/I] I just got fucked 3 times last night, and flipped with him two of them. The feeling when he tenses up and you feel the load inside you is mmmnnnnhhhgg. Plus the cuddling, oh my, the cuddling. Strong arms holding you close and tight, then he slips his rock hard cock into your tight little lubed up ass. And even better, his ass was almost as tight as mine. And since he's Asian, he has pretty much no body hair! Hooray![/sp]

I love gay sex.