Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;45319525]My current download speed is 50 kb/s. What the actual fuck? Could my internet provider not fuck something up for at least two weeks straight? My life has been nothing but fucking dealing with problems around computers lately. Is normally working stuff so fucking much to ask for?[/QUOTE] Call your provider and schedule a trouble call, I'm a cable technician and that could be bad wiring in your house to the modem. Or if it's wi-fi, may be a bad router or it needs a firmware update.

[QUOTE=Viva;45319001]You're talking to a man who considers his coffee addiction a life style. I still say french press is the way to go though, however i have been meaning to buy an aero press just because you can make damn good at home espresso drinks with them. I do have to disagree with you however, with darker roasts. As i don't see what you mean how they 'mask' the flavor profiles. It leads me to believe you've only experience very bad dark roasts or have only tried dark roasts like french blends which are very smokey in taste and focus on bitter earthy tastes. Dark roasts are what i drink when i want to experience my coffee, i would never touch them with cream as it dilutes them heavily and strips away many of their flavors. Not to mention with dark roasts you can get a hefty dose of the coffee's natural oils which is where the flavor is.[/QUOTE] Oils come out of coffee from brew method, mostly (french press is great for this, or Aeropress with metal filter). Darker roasts do in fact mask flavor profiles, in the sense that if you take a bean thats a dark roast it tends to taste the same no matter the region you get it from, so you lose a lot of the flavor profiles you get from specific regions. I.E. a bean that has a spice/fruity flavor profile from a certain region will generally only have that flavor note if roasted lighter, as roasting dark will tend to neutralize that profile. Not saying dark roasts have less flavor or anything though. I really do like dark roasts too, especially in certain types of drinks (espresso with dark roast = yuss). Just that its easy for a dark roast to get burnt (mostly what starbucks does) and you tend to lose the flavor profiles of certain regions when you do it.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45319338]Or use a bidet [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P4gJK9Hxg8I/UJKp67C3syI/AAAAAAAACn8/npDxciLIDrY/s1600/bidet2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] TIL standalone bidets exist the only place i have seen them were random buttons in japan with a butt on it that you pressed and got your balls shot with a squirt gun and never pressed again

In other news, my girlfriend's Grandmother is adamant on thinking that I'm jewish. Okidoki then :v:

Zillamaster the Jew has a nice ring to it

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45319315][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Dfo4zDduI[/media] ?[/QUOTE] metal asylum was what the metal forum was called when we had custom forums here those were the days

[QUOTE=Mysterious;45319528]Aaaahhh the thought of that thing alone makes me shudder with terror.[/QUOTE] Its even worse when you turn on the hot water by accident and burn your asshole to cinders.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45321910]Its even worse when you turn on the hot water by accident and burn your asshole to cinders.[/QUOTE] At least it would burn all that hair off...no one likes hair there.

Why is it so hard to find cute guys? So many people seem attracted to me but 60% of them are old or fat or both guys I have no interest in at all. Of the remaining ones, 75% are attractive, but manly. Chest hair, facial hair, bigger muscles, that sort of thing. I want slim frames and slightly(but not too much) effeminate smooth guys with medium length hair. But most of the twinks I end up finding are into manly or old guys. :(

Meet more people.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45323784]Why is it so hard to find cute guys? So many people seem attracted to me but 60% of them are old or fat or both guys I have no interest in at all. Of the remaining ones, 75% are attractive, but manly. Chest hair, facial hair, bigger muscles, that sort of thing. I want slim frames and slightly(but not too much) effeminate smooth guys with medium length hair. But most of the twinks I end up finding are into manly or old guys. :([/QUOTE] At least you are finding people. Better to go looking for friends than to go looking for fun/romance. It's a longer term investment with higher quality results.

I have a hard time finding people other than rednecks in my daily life because half the time I smell like two-stroke oil and the other half I smell like four-stroke oil. Or car polish.

I smell like flowers.

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;45323849]I have a hard time finding people other than rednecks in my daily life because half the time I smell like two-stroke oil and the other half I smell like four-stroke oil. Or car polish.[/QUOTE] That might have something to do with it. Most twinks are interested in nail polish and makeup and facebook and nonsense like that. I'm interested in guns and cars. But still, the nerdy guys are usually really cute too and both them and I like computers. Both my previous FWBs were big nerds and they were really cute. Ugh, this'd be much easier if I was more social.

I just heard the first ten seconds to "let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye from outside my window. I'm spooked.

[QUOTE=KorJax;45319668]Oils come out of coffee from brew method, mostly (french press is great for this, or Aeropress with metal filter). Darker roasts do in fact mask flavor profiles, in the sense that if you take a bean thats a dark roast it tends to taste the same no matter the region you get it from, so you lose a lot of the flavor profiles you get from specific regions. I.E. a bean that has a spice/fruity flavor profile from a certain region will generally only have that flavor note if roasted lighter, as roasting dark will tend to neutralize that profile. Not saying dark roasts have less flavor or anything though. I really do like dark roasts too, especially in certain types of drinks (espresso with dark roast = yuss). Just that its easy for a dark roast to get burnt (mostly what starbucks does) and you tend to lose the flavor profiles of certain regions when you do it.[/QUOTE] Which is why you can't skimp on dark roast coffee. To get a good dark roast coffee stay away from places like starbucks, even when it comes to buying the beans. I'm not saying you have to go top shelf but if you pay for a cheap dark roast you're going to get what you're talking about. A good dark roast won't really mask flavor profiles like you're saying. They will change though. Yes they're easily burnt but that's you find a good brand that doesn't or a cafe that does.

Sometimes I forget to check this place, crap. This is late, but it rained on the 4th of July when we were lighting off fireworks. :v:

Alton Brown did a great coffee episode on Good Eats.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45323872]That might have something to do with it. Most twinks are interested in nail polish and makeup and facebook and nonsense like that. I'm interested in guns and cars. But still, the nerdy guys are usually really cute too and both them and I like computers. Both my previous FWBs were big nerds and they were really cute. Ugh, this'd be much easier if I was more social.[/QUOTE] Actually reliable nerds are so hard to find, though. The type of guy (or gal) that you have added as a GitHub collaborator who can seemingly bail you out from the most confusing situations, who you share common networking hardware with so you can cut on bandwidth and who teaches you valuable insight about proper coding in simple terms if you just ask. Someone you can talk to about the most obscure of bugs, hacks and tech news, who you can proudly exchange your fucked code with, ask an opinion of seemingly any obscure but personally relevant tech issue - and generally acts as a guide and mentor to anyone willing to learn. Honestly, the type of mentors that are worth looking up to - old hags who'll teach you tricks in the shop in a paternalistic manner until you get it and nerds who have a mind-boggling amount of knowledge and are willing to share it - seem few and far between but I feel like that kind of person has had a more profound effect on my life than any other.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45323784]Why is it so hard to find cute guys? So many people seem attracted to me but 60% of them are old or fat or both guys I have no interest in at all. Of the remaining ones, 75% are attractive, but manly. Chest hair, facial hair, bigger muscles, that sort of thing. I want slim frames and slightly(but not too much) effeminate smooth guys with medium length hair. But most of the twinks I end up finding are into manly or old guys. :([/QUOTE] I met two guys, one on Facepunch and another IRL. The IRL one I didn't even know he was gay until he confessed to me one day and we just kinda went from there. You just gotta get out, meet people and befriend them. Some won't be as obvious as others are. But in the end it all pays off when you find the right guy. I still haven't met anyone I want to spend my life with myself. Don't worry too much. Everything will fall into place sometime in your life, and the wait will have been worth it.

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;45324268]Actually reliable nerds are so hard to find, though. The type of guy (or gal) that you have added as a GitHub collaborator who can seemingly bail you out from the most confusing situations, who you share common networking hardware with so you can cut on bandwidth and who teaches you valuable insight about proper coding in simple terms if you just ask. Someone you can talk to about the most obscure of bugs, hacks and tech news, who you can proudly exchange your fucked code with, ask an opinion of seemingly any obscure but personally relevant tech issue - and generally acts as a guide and mentor to anyone willing to learn. Honestly, the type of mentors that are worth looking up to - old hags who'll teach you tricks in the shop in a paternalistic manner until you get it and nerds who have a mind-boggling amount of knowledge and are willing to share it - seem few and far between but I feel like that kind of person has had a more profound effect on my life than any other.[/QUOTE] Uh, I was talking about fuck buddies, not mentors. I have a fantastic old nerd mentor guy. He worked for my dad on Babylon 5. But that's unrelated to my current problem.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45324340]Uh, I was talking about fuck buddies, not mentors. I have a fantastic old nerd mentor guy. He worked for my dad on Babylon 5. But that's unrelated to my current problem.[/QUOTE] I know, it's just that the definition of "nerdy" is so broad it's silly to see it used in such vague contexts when it means anything from a pejorative term to a word that might be a compliment.

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Craigslist is nothing but spambots.

sexy single spambots are waiting for you

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45324397]go on craigslist nothing can go wrong "young twink lookin 4 bareback"[/QUOTE] Yeah.... that'd be pretty dumb wouldn't it.................................................. [editline]7th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=fishyfish777;45324379]I know, it's just that the definition of "nerdy" is so broad it's silly to see it used in such vague contexts when it means anything from a pejorative term to a word that might be a compliment.[/QUOTE] When talking about young people, nerdy seems to fall into two stereotypical demographics. Fat nerds and skinny nerds. I'm usually into the skinny nerds.

so my boyfriend who I love very much is in love with a girl. this sucks

[QUOTE=Bengley;45324822]so my boyfriend who I love very much is in love with a girl. this sucks[/QUOTE] become a girl and out sexy her. No but seriously man, you're going to have to have a real serious talk with him about your relationship if he's 'very much in love" with her. Is she at least nice?

I spent a half hour today with some gay friends talking to a cute Italian guy. Pretty sure he was hoping we'd start doing stuff. We instead had a nice conversation. I tamed omegle!

Did you see his pepperoni