Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny?
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[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45343712]I think I triggered him with my trigger joke[/QUOTE]
jokes trigger me, I have post hilarious joke disorder (phjd)
[editline]9th July 2014[/editline]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/f4npUlW.png[/img]
Now even Amazon is failing to use apostrophes.
So, I've been needing to get something off my chest for a while. So now I'm gonna do it on an internet board! Yay!
So, I've always kinda doubted people can get confused about their sexuality. Now I'm one of those people. First, I'm positive I like women. And I'm positive I'd be in a relationship with one. What I'm confused about is (obviously) whether or not I like men. Like, I could have sex with a man, easy, but I don't know if I could be in a relationship with one. Sometimes I feel like I'm bi, sometimes I feel like I'm straight, other days I feel pretty gay. It just gets so confusing and frustrating. I fap to both, but recently I've been leaning towards men. I just don't know what to make of the situation, and sometimes it really gets me down.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;45344217]jokes trigger me, I have post hilarious joke disorder (phjd)
[editline]9th July 2014[/editline]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/f4npUlW.png[/img]
Now even Amazon is failing to use apostrophes.[/QUOTE]
"weh-vae" sounds like a great pronunciation for weve
[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45344278]"weh-vae" sounds like a great pronunciation for weve[/QUOTE]
you-vae got that right
[QUOTE=Viento;45344240]So, I've been needing to get something off my chest for a while. So now I'm gonna do it on an internet board! Yay!
So, I've always kinda doubted people can get confused about their sexuality. Now I'm one of those people. First, I'm positive I like women. And I'm positive I'd be in a relationship with one. What I'm confused about is (obviously) whether or not I like men. Like, I could have sex with a man, easy, but I don't know if I could be in a relationship with one. Sometimes I feel like I'm bi, sometimes I feel like I'm straight, other days I feel pretty gay. It just gets so confusing and frustrating. I fap to both, but recently I've been leaning towards men. I just don't know what to make of the situation, and sometimes it really gets me down.[/QUOTE]
It's normal.
[QUOTE=Xieneus;45339840][thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/82505487616813349/CE90BD3449458287A56CF090D3C1759711F6B677/[/thumb]
time to whack some people
[sp];)[/sp][/QUOTE]
That game was such a fucking let down. You don't realize how excited i was that my favorite game of all time was getting a sequel. I followed every single shred of coverage this game got and followed the development of it very closely. This wasn't even a case of me overhyping it for myself.
The finished game we got was pretty much a barebones, overly stripped, and basic version of mafia 2. There were fully created, fully voiced, and fully narrated levels they simply cut out for no reason, they removed several features like proper melee combat for absolutely no reason (the melee was literally a finished feature that they cut out of the game and there are plenty of files still left in the game that prove this in addition to various demos of this feature from prerelease gameplay.)
They stripped this game so much then sold us the cut content back to us in the form of shitty DLC that was over priced. It resembled nothing of the original in terms of features as well. Oh hey gas is still used in cars, only it's almost impossible to actually have to ever fill up on gas. The police AI was shit, and i would completely say that the AI of the police in Mafia 1, a 2002 game, is better. The whole police system was fucked over in mafia 2. They removed from the game dynamic mesh damage to cars (which even the ORIGINAL mafia had), citing 'optimization'. There is only 1 single car in the game that still this feature and you can only get it once. They stripped whole parts of the story to streamline this too, which as i said earlier was later sold back to us in the form of DLC but as new character. Even fucking then they cut corners with it, when you're playing as Joe in the DLC you're using the exact same body and animations as Vito just with a hacked model of Joe's head on him.
The game itself is still fun, i played it and mostly enjoyed it but had to really try to get past how much they fucked over both gamers in general and fans and delivered a rather...well weak story for what it was and wasted some of the very few likeable characters.
[QUOTE=Ze_Ghost;45344198]Gosh, he's friends with everybody, ain't he? Like some kind of friend slut.[/QUOTE]
I met him IRL, does that count more or even more?
EDIT: Peachy, you're still gay. :)
[QUOTE=ptown2;45344372]I met him IRL, does that count more or even more?
EDIT: Peachy, you're still gay. :)[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure you're the gay one. :^)
I never cared for any of the characters in that game they were just all huge idiots
[QUOTE=Viento;45344240]So, I've been needing to get something off my chest for a while. So now I'm gonna do it on an internet board! Yay!
So, I've always kinda doubted people can get confused about their sexuality. Now I'm one of those people. First, I'm positive I like women. And I'm positive I'd be in a relationship with one. What I'm confused about is (obviously) whether or not I like men. Like, I could have sex with a man, easy, but I don't know if I could be in a relationship with one. Sometimes I feel like I'm bi, sometimes I feel like I'm straight, other days I feel pretty gay. It just gets so confusing and frustrating. I fap to both, but recently I've been leaning towards men. I just don't know what to make of the situation, and sometimes it really gets me down.[/QUOTE]
If you see your self having sex with both men and women but only see your self being in a relationship with women, I do believe this makes you bisexual but hetero-romantic.
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45344420]I never cared for any of the characters in that game they were just all huge idiots[/QUOTE]
Vito was a bit too much of a twat at times. Joe was a character alright, he stood out quite well, but he got annoying too. No other character really had a prominent appearance, not even Henry.
Well, despite the breakup yesterday had an awesome day. Went to Kings Island (amusement park) with two people I know of but never really met before (they are traveling around), basically made two new friends and one of them totally has the hots for me haha :v: He's not exactly my type plus he's married (I guess they have an open marriage sex wise??) but its just super flattering and confidence boosting to have a guy flirt on you all day after being in the dumps.
And there are still leftover feelings for my ex (who is also my roomate) but he's been super awesome about it all towards me. I think this might be the first time I have an ex that I don't immediately resent or find it hard to be around in the aftermath. Just goes to show how close we were and still are. Its just one of those things where he basically wasn't sure about me as a lover/BF but was sure of me as a partner in crime. Its still hard in a way, especially when thinking back to our early years and thinking of our potential together... but I'm super thankful to have what I have and not have all those good memories marked black by this experience.
Honestly, I would have sex with a guy in an instant, but I haven't been in a serious relationship with one yet. I'm still in a kinda-there relationship with a girl that isn't serious.
[QUOTE=Viva;45344488]Vito was a bit too much of a twat at times. Joe was a character alright, he stood out quite well, but he got annoying too. No other character really had a prominent appearance, not even Henry.[/QUOTE]
I think my biggest annoyance was like Vito is your guy. He's the main character so he's supposed to be likeable or at least someone you can identify to.
But through the whole game he's just doing dumb move after dumb move for no reason. Like Niko Bellic is doing dumb moves sometimes in Gta 4 but he's forced by other people and threatened. Vito just does shit because he's a that.
I really don't know (or care) if this has been posted here or not yet, but it's a serious game and it's beautiful.
[url]http://ncase.itch.io/coming-out-simulator-2014[/url]
[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45345565]I really don't know (or care) if this has been posted here or not yet, but it's a serious game and it's beautiful.
[url]http://ncase.itch.io/coming-out-simulator-2014[/url][/QUOTE]
I made it not serious by picking the comedy hurr option whenever possible!
[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45345565]I really don't know (or care) if this has been posted here or not yet, but it's a serious game and it's beautiful.
[url]http://ncase.itch.io/coming-out-simulator-2014[/url][/QUOTE]
It's awfully pretentious feeling.
It's an alright novelty, but I wouldn't say its amazing
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45345660]It's awfully pretentious feeling.[/QUOTE]
Yeah it does but behind the pretentiousness is the sad truth of a portion of society today. Nobody should ever have to go through that.
[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45345775]Yeah it does but behind the pretentiousness is the sad truth of a portion of society today. Nobody should ever have to go through that.[/QUOTE]
Considering how he pretty much stated in the game that half of it is made up, I'm wondering if it happened like that at all, or if it all went fine and this isn't just piece of ~~ArTe~~ made to get some attention.
[editline]10th July 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=ptown2;45344372]I met him IRL, does that count more or even more?
EDIT: Peachy, you're still gay. :)[/QUOTE]
I'm going to meet him too, next Tuesday.
Actually the whole coming out because bf said so, punching to the face by his father and the 3 month breakup did happened to him. But the whole premise of the "simulator" was unintentionally made to sound a bit narcissistic and pretentious and have more options so the story didn't seem linear to "come out" and didn't felt like some 100% flat-out autobiography of him.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45345801]I'm going to meet him too, next Tuesday.[/QUOTE]
Hey there, lets be friends. :)
[QUOTE=ptown2;45346176]Hey there, lets be friends. :)[/QUOTE]
Do you like trains too?
Someone just added me on Steam, so I accepted to see if they needed something, and then they must have instantly removed me or something.
What in the world.
[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45346401]Someone just added me on Steam, so I accepted to see if they needed something, and then they must have instantly removed me or something.
What in the world.[/QUOTE]
I've had that, usually it's because they added me before reading the "[B]I don't trade fuck off[/B]" in my description
My balls hurt. Like kick in the eggs kind of pain. Should I be worried?
It's only on one of them, actually
Stop jerking it so much? :v:
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;45347440]Stop jerking it so much? :v:[/QUOTE]
You don't jerk balls, you dingdong!
[QUOTE=Ze_Ghost;45347510]You don't jerk balls, you dingdong![/QUOTE]
Everything I know is a lie...
[QUOTE=Ze_Ghost;45347510]You don't jerk balls, you dingdong![/QUOTE]
Ye but jerking off too much can make your balls hurt after a while
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;45348166]Ye but jerking off too much can make your balls hurt after a while[/QUOTE]
Jokes aside, I don't think I've ever actually experienced anything like that. I don't doubt you could experience some kind of discomfort from continuous masturbation, but I imagine you must have to jerk it like fives times in a single day to make your balls hurt, right?
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