Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[t]http://i.imgur.com/1SgbtoB.jpg[/t] Took this on the way to bury my uncle. Such a nice day out..

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;45347438]My balls hurt. Like kick in the eggs kind of pain. Should I be worried? It's only on one of them, actually[/QUOTE] Testicular torsion, happens. If it persists thru the entire day I suggest getting it checked, otherwise that shit tends to fade away. Move around more, don't sit on your ass for 8 hours.

Reminder, you should clean your keyboards. [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1405089154.jpg[/t] [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1405065564.jpg[/t] That's 3 years worth of shit that was under those keys.

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;45347438]My balls hurt. Like kick in the eggs kind of pain. Should I be worried? It's only on one of them, actually[/QUOTE] Is this a new pain? It could be a multitude of things ranging from you masturbated too roughly or too frequently, testicular torsion, hernia, or even (And pray its not fucking this) a varicocele. Since it's only in one of them this leads me to believe it's either tecticular torsion, or a varicocele. Or you simply could have accidentally hit one of them/slept oddly and put too much pressure on one. As said ealier, sitting on your ass will not help it, but wearing a more supportive underwear can help, like a pair of briefs. [editline]10th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Vilusia;45348517][t]http://i.imgur.com/1SgbtoB.jpg[/t] Took this on the way to bury my uncle. Such a nice day out..[/QUOTE] Man that's how center city looks? In the far northeast it's very sunny and bright. [editline]10th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Reagy;45348980]Reminder, you should clean your keyboards. [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1405089154.jpg[/t] [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1405065564.jpg[/t] That's 3 years worth of shit that was under those keys.[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, i took this of my old board like a year ago [img]https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7210/6983156831_7d2fbcfb07_b.jpg[/img]

If the pain persists at a high level for more than a few hours, especially if you rub one of them in a certain spot and it hurts, you need to get it checked out ASAP (after you make sure you just aren't suffering from blue balls of course, my balls get really achey if they are on edge for too long... but ususally its not kick-in-the-balls painful). You could have a testicular torson, which basically means your testicle is strangling itself and got tied up. That's super bad because if your testicle dies from the lack of bloodflow (within 24-48 hours of this happening) you need to get it surgically removed. My first BF had this, he was too embarrased to say anything about it when he was young until the pain was too unbearable, but obviously at that point it was too late. [quote]With prompt diagnosis and treatment the testicle can often be saved.[2] Typically, when a torsion takes place, the surface of the testicle has rotated towards the midline of the body. Non-surgical correction can sometimes be accomplished by manually rotating the testicle in the opposite direction (i.e., outward, towards the thigh); if this is initially unsuccessful, a forced manual rotation in the other direction may correct the problem.[12]:p.149 The success rate of manual detorsion is not known with confidence. Testicular torsion is a surgical emergency that requires immediate intervention to restore the flow of blood.[2] If treated either manually or surgically within six hours, there is a high chance (approx. 90%) of preserving the testicle. At 12 hours the rate decreases to 50%; at 24 hours it drops to 10%, and after 24 hours the rate of preservation approaches 0.[2] About 40% of cases results in loss of the testicle.[1] Common treatment for children is surgically sewing the testicle to the scrotum to prevent future cases[/quote] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion#Treatment[/url]

i wish u could still buy mafia 1 on steam. that game is so good. i still have my steam copy of it

I need some advice. I still don't know if I'm going to be able to get funding for university, and probably won't know for another couple weeks, but there's an opening in town for a bartender position that I applied to. If I get the job (assuming) before I know whether or not I'll get student loans, I'll be in a bit of a pickle - taking the job would give me the perfect fallback in the event I can't get the money, but on the other hand if I do get approval I'll probably be kicking myself for taking the job instead of going to university. I suppose the third option would be to take the job and simply quit at the end of August if I get the loans, there's no reason I can't do this aside from losing the chance at a good reference and being a general dickhole. Any ideas?

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45349668]I need some advice. I still don't know if I'm going to be able to get funding for university, and probably won't know for another couple weeks, but there's an opening in town for a bartender position that I applied to. If I get the job (assuming) before I know whether or not I'll get student loans, I'll be in a bit of a pickle - taking the job would give me the perfect fallback in the event I can't get the money, but on the other hand if I do get approval I'll probably be kicking myself for taking the job instead of going to university. I suppose the third option would be to take the job and simply quit at the end of August if I get the loans, there's no reason I can't do this aside from losing the chance at a good reference and being a general dickhole. Any ideas?[/QUOTE] Start a kickstarter

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45349668]I need some advice. I still don't know if I'm going to be able to get funding for university, and probably won't know for another couple weeks, but there's an opening in town for a bartender position that I applied to. If I get the job (assuming) before I know whether or not I'll get student loans, I'll be in a bit of a pickle - taking the job would give me the perfect fallback in the event I can't get the money, but on the other hand if I do get approval I'll probably be kicking myself for taking the job instead of going to university. I suppose the third option would be to take the job and simply quit at the end of August if I get the loans, there's no reason I can't do this aside from losing the chance at a good reference and being a general dickhole. Any ideas?[/QUOTE] If you are not financially stable, and don't know what you want to go to school for id say take some times to save money. You don't have to go now just make sure its what you really want before you do.

[QUOTE=Reagy;45348980]Reminder, you should clean your keyboards. [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1405089154.jpg[/t] [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1405065564.jpg[/t] That's 3 years worth of shit that was under those keys.[/QUOTE] The problem with the sidewinder X4 is that the fact that it's glossy makes it accumulate oils and fingerprints regardless of how clean you keep it. I "downgraded" to a $10 PS/2 keyboard from Newegg with actual full-depth keys and it is so much nicer.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;45350656]If you are not financially stable, and don't know what you want to go to school for id say take some times to save money. You don't have to go now just make sure its what you really want before you do.[/QUOTE] If I qualify for financial assistance through the government, money won't really be an option. I've qualified before and they provide more than enough money to cover education and living expenses when you factor in the savings I already have. [editline]10th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=MasterFen006;45350147]Start a kickstarter[/QUOTE] You're welcome to send me money at any time

[QUOTE=Reagy;45348980]Reminder, you should clean your keyboards. [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1405089154.jpg[/t] [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1405065564.jpg[/t] That's 3 years worth of shit that was under those keys.[/QUOTE] This is why I stopped myself from eating stuff that made a mess (stuff like toast or baguettes) when at the computer. Too much crap got into the keys :v:

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;45350928]The problem with the sidewinder X4 is that the fact that it's glossy makes it accumulate oils and fingerprints regardless of how clean you keep it. I "downgraded" to a $10 PS/2 keyboard from Newegg with actual full-depth keys and it is so much nicer.[/QUOTE] I barely see any marks on mine, mostly because I wipe it down a lot. The most it gets is really dusty on the sides I barely use. [QUOTE=Contron;45351147]This is why I stopped myself from eating stuff that made a mess (stuff like toast or baguettes) when at the computer. Too much crap got into the keys :v:[/QUOTE] If I eat at my desk my keyboard is nowhere near it, like a huge section of my desk is open while everything else is pushed away to the back. Looks something like this. [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1405029561.jpg[/t] Rarely does anything touch my keyboard.

I'm pretty sure that all the mess inside my keyboard has probably evolved into a civilization of its own by this point

[QUOTE=Reagy;45351570]I barely see any marks on mine, mostly because I wipe it down a lot. The most it gets is really dusty on the sides I barely use. [/QUOTE] I think mine is just so old and abused that it was worn down in key areas making it look even worse than it was. I worked with it by cleaning it often and keeping it coated with a matte clearcoat, but honestly at that point the keys were so worn down that it was about as squishy as the keypad on a dollar store calculator and was getting worse and worse by the month, because the X4 is not a full-depth keyboard anyway in the first place and it didn't take the constant 80-100WPM battering very well.

There may be an ant colony within my keyboard.

I'm too lazy to clean my keyboard for good. I just blow on it and occasionally clean the surface.

So...I was at work today and the trainer I have been driving with for the last two weeks quit while on the job. Had to interrupt the job, get him back to the office and get that shit-storm figured out. So now I have no trainer and I'm being sent out to the field on my own on Monday, and my supervisor gave me his truck and everything in it, since he literally told my boss he was quitting and walked out the door. Next week will be interesting.

[QUOTE=Ze_Ghost;45348266]Jokes aside, I don't think I've ever actually experienced anything like that. I don't doubt you could experience some kind of discomfort from continuous masturbation, but I imagine you must have to jerk it like fives times in a single day to make your balls hurt, right?[/QUOTE] sometimes when i get horny I get a headache and then i have to lay down but it gets worse because I want to fap i blame ninny [editline]11th July 2014[/editline] shits painful yo

Fapping usually relieves me of headaches and stress for a little bit. At most, I only do it once a day. Twice is too much for me. After that, my skin starts to get irritated. [sp]No, I don't use lotion/lube. I prefer it dry. Gives me more feeling.[/sp]

H-hi

I had a little usb vacuum that I used to clean my keyboard of fluff and dust, but it caught fire.

[QUOTE=Rexxasaurus;45353608]I had a little usb vacuum that I used to clean my keyboard of fluff and dust, but it caught fire.[/QUOTE] Warning! Dried cum flakes overload! [i]Fwoosh[/i]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45349668]I need some advice. I still don't know if I'm going to be able to get funding for university, and probably won't know for another couple weeks, but there's an opening in town for a bartender position that I applied to. If I get the job (assuming) before I know whether or not I'll get student loans, I'll be in a bit of a pickle - taking the job would give me the perfect fallback in the event I can't get the money, but on the other hand if I do get approval I'll probably be kicking myself for taking the job instead of going to university. I suppose the third option would be to take the job and simply quit at the end of August if I get the loans, there's no reason I can't do this aside from losing the chance at a good reference and being a general dickhole. Any ideas?[/QUOTE] How feasible is it to just work there part time while doing school? That's what I do and have done for 5 or so years. Part time 20-25/hr weeks, full time student (at minimum required for full time). This is a bad idea if you plan on doing an extended workload (15-20 credit hour weeks), or if you plan on working full time.

[QUOTE=KorJax;45354790]How feasible is it to just work there part time while doing school? That's what I do and have done for 5 or so years. Part time 20-25/hr weeks, full time student (at minimum required for full time). This is a bad idea if you plan on doing an extended workload (15-20 credit hour weeks), or if you plan on working full time.[/QUOTE] Not feasible at all because I'll be moving 6 hours away for school

Ahhh shame. Could always just do option 3, seems like the safest bet. You'll make some money too. As long as you give your two weeks notice before you leave then generally people won't think you are a dick, but I would avoid mentioning school plans as that will affect hiring. You probably can't use that bar as work experience though if you only work there a month, but its either that or you don't work there at all so there's no real loss.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45349668]I need some advice. I still don't know if I'm going to be able to get funding for university, and probably won't know for another couple weeks, but there's an opening in town for a bartender position that I applied to. If I get the job (assuming) before I know whether or not I'll get student loans, I'll be in a bit of a pickle - taking the job would give me the perfect fallback in the event I can't get the money, but on the other hand if I do get approval I'll probably be kicking myself for taking the job instead of going to university. I suppose the third option would be to take the job and simply quit at the end of August if I get the loans, there's no reason I can't do this aside from losing the chance at a good reference and being a general dickhole. Any ideas?[/QUOTE] Can you get a deferral? Defer for a semester if you get the job and save up lots of money, then you might be able to go on exchange.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45354150]Warning! Dried cum flakes overload! [i]Fwoosh[/i][/QUOTE] Eugh, that reminds me of this one guy who went to my Uni's laptop :suicide: oh, i also notice i don't post here as often as i should. everything is awright in my little gay life, except, of course, the terminal furfag infection that's spreading all over my brain. help.

I know exactly who you're talking about Nerdrage. Makes me glad I stopped talking to him after you told me that. Also, I'm so sorry about infecting you with it.

I'm at the airport, meeting with some friends I haven't seen in a long time to go to a furry London boat/party thing. Gonna see my favorite facepuncher too.