Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Thank god I am not allergic to feathers. Or chains.

Damn birds hunted me down on the boardwalk Tryin' to snatch my funnel cake

So today I ended up looking around for my ex (bad idea I know) and what I found out sort of confirms my suspicions about what's been going on before we broke up. I am upset don't get me wrong but at this moment in time, not as bad as I thought I'd be. More disappointed I guess but I get the impression he wants to get in contact (it's already been a over a year since we last spoke). Does make me wonder if it was the right thing I did at the time though.

my mom took one of our bloodhounds to some doggie daycare interview and now the other bloodhound is crying non stop. halp.

So i never posted here that i found something that i think is just fucking great. I was using last.fm for the first time in ages like 2 days ago and was using the ska tag. This song comes on, really great horns and im digging it a lot but at a point i realize. "Man these lyrics sound weird i can barely understand them". Then i realized it was in russian. Russian ska, russian two tone ska. Warning: Trumpets and CHEEKI BREEKI [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlhl8AY9wcU[/media] I'm now in love with these guys, they had a track on GTA IV's soundtrack too and all their music videos are weird as shit but funny with good music, but the idea of ska with two tone influence can be found even in russia is just too hilarious to me.

that is now my official playing war thunder drunk song [editline]14th July 2014[/editline] along with bandit radio

[url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1409197&p=45388968&viewfull=1#post45388968]Cool apparently I'm a line[/url].

[QUOTE=Reagy;45389919][url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1409197&p=45388968&viewfull=1#post45388968]Cool apparently I'm a line[/url].[/QUOTE] He edited it, what did it say?

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;45390004]He edited it, what did it say?[/QUOTE] Doesn't show edited to me but whatever. [quote]> avatars are still restricted- That was the heart of why a number of the mods became fed up with NSFW stuff on the forum as a whole. but you should at least get your head around the difference between "lewd" and "christ why am I not banned for this yet". Reag has always hovered around that line, use him as an example of 'the line' or something[/quote]

My avatar is lewd. I <3 Aaron Paul

Every morning I feel like an alien chest-burster is going to rip out of me. Clearly my non-existent womb is pregnant. I have the suspicion that someone here is the father.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45390092]My avatar is lewd. I <3 Aaron Paul[/QUOTE] Aaron Paul is hot as fuck. [editline]14th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Shark Bones;45390395]Every morning I feel like an alien chest-burster is going to rip out of me. Clearly my non-existent womb is pregnant. I have the suspicion that someone here is the father.[/QUOTE] o fuk

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45390092]My avatar is lewd. [/QUOTE] [t]https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/10495114_332094543616286_3007171788064946628_o.jpg[/t] Heh

My avatar has special features (only works with Foobar afaik but still).

So I moved out of my parents house and into my grand-aunt's place. Shes 77 and can barely walk so Im taking care of her. I like it here way better than my parents because I dont eat as much and my sleep is better now. I also get to take care of my aunt so she doesnt have to do so much. Life is good :)

[QUOTE=Vilusia;45390423]Aaron Paul is hot as fuck.[/QUOTE] You don't say. The man's a dream. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13825278/phpThumb_generated_thumbnailjpg.jpg[/t]

I can see the attraction, but he's not really my type. He fucking rocks, though.

My boyfriend got me a 10 inch dildo for my birthday. I don't know how to feel.

Take them deep feelings dude

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45392193]You don't say. The man's a dream. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13825278/phpThumb_generated_thumbnailjpg.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] His eyes <3

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45392193]You don't say. The man's a dream. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13825278/phpThumb_generated_thumbnailjpg.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] The reason I dreamed about him the other night was probably because he's so good looking.

I dreamed about my current workplace fusing together with Costco so it was a giant fuckin Costco and at one point while telling a dude where to put the Rockstar energy drink 12 packs I went to the backstore and there was the R&D department from Kia motors. It was kind a bunch of suvs in a pool with dolphins and they were light so they kind of floated around spinning.

I was dreaming I was late to school last night, and my entire life fell apart. And my dream decided to go literal and make my body fall apart (like skin falling off). gg brain so edgy you got me

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45393021]I dreamed about my current workplace fusing together with Costco so it was a giant fuckin Costco and at one point while telling a dude where to put the Rockstar energy drink 12 packs I went to the backstore and there was the R&D department from Kia motors. It was kind a bunch of suvs in a pool with dolphins and they were light so they kind of floated around spinning.[/QUOTE] I knew all the car manufacturers were owned by dolphins and were hoarding Advanced Dolphin Technology for themselves.

I randomly found a bunch of scratches going up the inside of my thigh. I have absolutely no idea where they came from. o.o

[QUOTE=Draze;45392640]My boyfriend got me a 10 inch dildo for my birthday. I don't know how to feel.[/QUOTE] Its a hint.

[QUOTE=Reagy;45393148]Its a hint.[/QUOTE] "You're too tight" ??

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45393189]"You're too tight" ??[/QUOTE] "I'm getting a horse dong skin graphed onto my dick, use this to practise for saturday"

[QUOTE=Reagy;45393278]"I'm getting a horse dong skin graphed onto my dick, use this to practise for saturday"[/QUOTE] Well I tried it out and I have concluded that I like real dong better.

For some reason I get almost no gratification out of using toys on myself. I just want someone else to use them on me. :c