Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

I'm so nervous about my internship that I got (I don't know if I said it here, it's great; I figured that getting and doing this internship will be the best vindication of my education thus far [it's a bit late for it admittedly, it would be horrifying to find out I hate the practical stuff now]) Anyway I am so nervous about it that I just sent an e-mail to organise a phone call. I feel silly.

I need to get up super-duper early to nab a State ID from the DMV so I can apply for college courses. Oh also I need to take an aptitude test that might not be graded until the next morning. Oh also deadline is Wednesday. Hahaha, man aren't I great with timing

Knowing my luck with how well it goes when I use something on myself, I'd probably accidentally spear my intestinal track out with a toy somehow. I'm glad this is the post I'm going to bed on :v:

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;45393620]Knowing my luck with how well it goes when I use something on myself, I'd probably accidentally spear my intestinal track out with a toy somehow. I'm glad this is the post I'm going to bed on :v:[/QUOTE] Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

I wouldn't mind trying a toy out, but I'm rendered unable to do so due to (spoiler tag for faint of heart and faint of butt) [sp]hemorrhoids[/sp]

I feel ill when I see a gay guy using "bottom" as a insult to another gay guy

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;45393870]I feel ill when I see a gay guy using "bottom" as a insult to another gay guy[/QUOTE] People do that? o-o

How is that an insult? Some people prefer being a 'bottom'

Who would even be offended by that What a poorly thought out insult

[QUOTE=Mysterious;45393903]How is that an insult? Some people prefer being a 'bottom'[/QUOTE] It's like saying "Hey! You! Yeah you, you bloody two-eyed human!!" That is if you're talking to someone who already is bottom. But there are lots of psychological difficulties people have with being on the bottom, there are even people who prefer it but feel embarrassed about it because it's too effeminate. Another to the long list of irrational thought processes that people go through when society is a big dumb to them.

"You're taking the woman's role in sex therefore you're a bitch". The "I'm less gay if I'm top so I'll be more accepted" kind of thinking

I dunno, don't the manlier "top" type gays get even more ostracized, since they're manly and they ought to be smashing pussy all day according to standard agenda? I'm used to a whole different type of harassment so I have no clue what goes on for people.

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;45393934]"You're taking the woman's role in sex therefore you're a bitch". The "I'm less gay if I'm top so I'll be more accepted" kind of thinking[/QUOTE] I don't get that line of thinking? How is being top gonna make you any less gay? You're fucking a dude, which is pretty damned gay already :v:

that's why it makes me sick bottoms are not gayer than tops but people don't see it

You're a dude having sex with another dude. The position you take doesn't matter :v: I personally prefer being on bottom anyways.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;45394052]I don't get that line of thinking? How is being top gonna make you any less gay? You're fucking a dude, which is pretty damned gay already :v:[/QUOTE] It's the idea that by doing so they're maintaining their manhood by being dominant over the person, like they didn't submit, the other submitted to them. Being in control. It's overcompensation for the most part.

The person in the bottom/submissive role has far more control over the situation than the one that is the top/dominant. People that don't realize this don't really understand the whole idea.

So I was planning on getting high tonight, and maybe getting drunk tomorrow. It never ends with life does it? [editline]15th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=gerbe1;45393915]It's like saying "Hey! You! Yeah you, you bloody two-eyed human!!" That is if you're talking to someone who already is bottom. But there are lots of psychological difficulties people have with being on the bottom, there are even people who prefer it but feel embarrassed about it because it's too effeminate. Another to the long list of irrational thought processes that people go through when society is a big dumb to them.[/QUOTE] I love being on the bottom ;3

Hard to be bottom for me because I get uncomfortable but if I love and feel comfortable someone I'd do it. At that point it's rather "what makes me feel comfortable" ---> "what makes my partner and I happy" I think I'd only done that like once/twice in my whole life lol but yeah wtf why insult :v:

Making fun of bottoms is a sure way to never be able to have gay sex again We're like the honey bees of the gay community, get rid of the bottoms and the whole gay ecosystem dies

What helps you guys calm down that doesn't involve sex or masturbation?

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45395063]What helps you guys calm down that doesn't involve sex or masturbation?[/QUOTE] Sleep and/or music.

The sound of cars driving past, not accelerating or otherwise being annoying, through a slightly open window on a nicely chilled night while I'm contently bundled up in bed in a darkened room. [editline]15th July 2014[/editline] I grew up by a relatively quiet highway and then on the road just by a hospital, so the sound of cars going by now and then is quite calming to me on a nice night.

I love the sound of rain, specially from a warm room looking out an open window.

Long car/bus rides, they don't happen often (at least times that I'm not driving) but when they do I just get knocked out like a light

Super long bus rides will knock me out for a day or two. I don't know why though. Also, a bag of milk: $4.97 Watching an american try to pour a bag of milk: priceless.

It's literally the most efficient way to get milk tho!

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45396469]It's literally the most efficient way to get milk tho![/QUOTE] Can't argue with that, there's something nice about fluids cumming in little bags that I like here.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45396489]Can't argue with that, there's something nice about fluids cumming in little bags that I like here.[/QUOTE] I like the part where I use scissors to cut a hole in the sack.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45395063]What helps you guys calm down that doesn't involve sex or masturbation?[/QUOTE] I'm prescribed Valium for when I get anxiety attacks. It's okay at helping me calm down, but not amazing.