Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Made it in! Only taking 1 class since I was a tad late for the others, but I made it in! History of the Middle East to 1453 (3 creds) WOO!

I'm lactose intolerant so I don't give a fuck about your bagssss

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45395063]What helps you guys calm down that doesn't involve sex or masturbation?[/QUOTE] Doing or playing stuffs with friends

In Canada, milk comes in bags: [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lXgxJsKFud4/SWQLgnCQ0CI/AAAAAAAAEHw/zrGMRIXSZiI/s320/milk.jpg[/img] In China, beer comes in bags: [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QKgQBfUj170/Ta-SZS4xxnI/AAAAAAAAADQ/9fQXHnKqwMM/s1600/tsingtao.jpeg[/img] In America, Kool Aid comes in bags: [img]http://cdn.instructables.com/F0X/AGD7/GYQFN79Y/F0XAGD7GYQFN79Y.MEDIUM.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45395063]What helps you guys calm down that doesn't involve sex or masturbation?[/QUOTE] Sleep, lying down with music, going to see some friends to forget about whatever's bothering you. I know what you said, but fapping is still a good way to calm down once you get into it and I wouldn't not consider it.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45397628]In Canada, milk comes in bags: [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lXgxJsKFud4/SWQLgnCQ0CI/AAAAAAAAEHw/zrGMRIXSZiI/s320/milk.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] I still can't get over the fact that people find bagged milk unusual :v: It's like the daily meal all around my country!

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45395063]What helps you guys calm down that doesn't involve sex or masturbation?[/QUOTE] I used to write dragon porn stories when I was bored

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45397753]I used to write dragon porn stories when I was bored[/QUOTE] Lets write one right now, one word at a time. The

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This just in, we sold 1 million copies.

Bagged milk is weird. Carton milk for life. [t]http://www.horizondairy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/HZN_PP_Hero_Milk_HG_RF.jpg[/t] This stuff is like sex in your mouth. It's that good.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45398020]Bagged milk is weird. Carton milk for life. [t]http://www.horizondairy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/HZN_PP_Hero_Milk_HG_RF.jpg[/t] This stuff is like sex in your mouth. It's that good.[/QUOTE] How do you calm down then I mean milk feels like sex I don't want that to calm down

Turn up for milk.

deep fried oreos

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45395063]What helps you guys calm down that doesn't involve sex or masturbation?[/QUOTE] Usually classical music or those "Sounds of" tracks help me calm down.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45397628]In Canada, milk comes in bags: In China, beer comes in bags: In America, Kool Aid comes in bags:[/quote] and in Nazi Germany, juice come in bags. [img]https://i.imgur.com/q4p9PVn.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45397753]I used to write dragon porn stories when I was bored[/QUOTE] I found one of those buried on my server in an old backup. I think it was yours. And was named something "inconspicuous" like book report or something.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45395063]What helps you guys calm down that doesn't involve sex or masturbation?[/QUOTE] Sex or masurbation. Also coffee, coffee helps. Ambient music too, and games that have no real objective other than to dick around in. Octodad and goat simulator have been pretty good for this.

[QUOTE=Demache;45399212]I found one of those buried on my server in an old backup. I think it was yours. And was named something "inconspicuous" like book report or something.[/QUOTE] BoringEnglishEssay.Doc Yup its still on my Dropbox

[QUOTE=Viva;45399282]Sex or masurbation. Also coffee, coffee helps. Ambient music too, and games that have no real objective other than to dick around in. Octodad and goat simulator have been pretty good for this.[/QUOTE] Yeah, have a nice long fap with your favorite porn or fantasy in your mind.

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;45399211]and in Nazi Germany, juice come in bags.[/QUOTE] Absolutely terrible attempt at being funny.

[QUOTE=Reagy;45399583]Absolutely terrible attempt at being funny.[/QUOTE] I honestly had a laugh.

I think the picture was too much [editline]15th July 2014[/editline] For anyone interested in dragon stories [url]https://www.dropbox.com/s/pt9gr90zx1ujvxm/BoringEnglishEssay.doc[/url] I also had shitty translations of hat dragon comics but I lost them :(

[QUOTE=Reagy;45399583]Absolutely terrible attempt at being funny.[/QUOTE] i'm sorry

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45399801]I think the picture was too much [editline]15th July 2014[/editline] For anyone interested in dragon stories [url]https://www.dropbox.com/s/pt9gr90zx1ujvxm/BoringEnglishEssay.doc[/url] I also had shitty translations of hat dragon comics but I lost them :([/QUOTE] Thanks for the fan fiction <3

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45397628]In Canada, milk comes in bags: [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lXgxJsKFud4/SWQLgnCQ0CI/AAAAAAAAEHw/zrGMRIXSZiI/s320/milk.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Never in my life have I ever seen bagged milk.

i can't envision myself holding a bag of milk and thinking "this feels delicious" [editline]hello[/editline] also hi this is my first post here hello hello i'm sure we'll get along

Not if you diss milk bags you son of a bitch

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45400682]Not if you diss milk bags you son of a bitch[/QUOTE] i guess we're not meant to be...

[QUOTE=Firecat;45400905]any liquid not in some form of a firm solid container is odd to me just feels and looks wrong[/QUOTE] Worked at McDonalds last year, we kept our orange juice and milk in gigantic plastic sacks :v: