Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

speaking of lotto the local racetrack opens sunday time to gaMBLEEEE

Bet on the horse with no name

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45432806]Bet on the horse with no name[/QUOTE] it felt good to be out of the rain

Aaaaaaaw.... I want one!

A fox? I would prefer a pet tiger, to be honest.

Can you get plush chickens?

[QUOTE=Chickens!;45433192]Can you get plush chickens?[/QUOTE] My Humanities teacher last semester had a plush chicken that was dressed like Elvis Presley. He didn't have a name they could all agree on, so I suggested "Elvis Poultry" and they thought it was pretty witty. They didn't use it, though.

It's cold outside and I'm a bit unstable. Still, I want to go out

[QUOTE=Xieneus;45432798]speaking of lotto the local racetrack opens sunday time to gaMBLEEEE[/QUOTE] I got addicted to gambling :( Also help I am in a hotel room with four girls and they keep walking around naked. I tried to combat by walking around (almost) naked but they just started taking photos :v:

I'm slightly jealous of you gerb :v:

how much did you pay

Call a male strippers hotline and get some men to combat those women.

Pillow fight!

I'm being silly again and over thinking simple things ugh

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45434306]I got addicted to gambling :( Also help I am in a hotel room with four girls and they keep walking around naked. I tried to combat by walking around (almost) naked but they just started taking photos :v:[/QUOTE] lol thats gay

I also got a nice solid kiss from a straight guy last night. Twice. I didn't even start either of them. He just started kissing me and I went with it.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45435889]I also got a nice solid kiss from a straight guy last night. Twice. I didn't even start either of them. He just started kissing me and I went with it.[/QUOTE] It's your fault for being so handsome

I missed my really freakin' loud alarm by 2 hours. Like how

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;45436444]I missed my really freakin' loud alarm by 2 hours. Like how[/QUOTE] Sleep and a fatigued body.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45435889]I also got a nice solid kiss from a straight guy last night. Twice. I didn't even start either of them. He just started kissing me and I went with it.[/QUOTE] Fucker ain't straight no more :quagmire:

I saw an ad in the local news paper recently. it's been in there like a million times, it's like some small store that sells knives and safer alternatives to drugs or some shit. Apparently they have expanded their business though. They now sell: [QUOTE]Sword and knives Smoking equipment Sex toys[/QUOTE] I was in there a few weeks ago seeing what they sold, I didn't know they sold sex toys. Why didn't anyone tell me, wtf.

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;45436492]Sleep and a fatigued body.[/QUOTE] Well I mean that fucker does not stop once it starts and I found it as though it never turned on. So either I sleep turned it off or it stopped working or it does and I didn't know :v:

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45436524]I saw an ad in the local news paper recently. it's been in there like a million times, it's like some small store that sells knives and safer alternatives to drugs or some shit. Apparently they have expanded their business though. They now sell: I was in there a few weeks ago seeing what they sold, I didn't know they sold sex toys. Why didn't anyone tell me, wtf.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where they go through wolfcastles stuff since he's bankrupt Umbrella sword Sword sheath sword Dildo sword

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;45436531]Well I mean that fucker does not stop once it starts and I found it as though it never turned on. So either I sleep turned it off or it stopped working or it does and I didn't know :v:[/QUOTE] You probably sleep turned it off

back from a week in the woods at last! showers feel FANTASTIC

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;45436280]It's your fault for being so handsome[/QUOTE] receipts?

[T]http://i.imgur.com/0th3mWU.jpg[/t] Awh yiss

Got some guy I knew from school hitting on me and it has to be the most awkward shit ever, he's never told anyone he's gay before. Just me; and he is asking if we wanna lay together or if I would want a HJ or BJ off him. I don't know how to handle him, I don't wanna be a cunt cause he hasn't had the confidence to say anything like this to anyone before I feel so bad for the guy and no I'm not slighly bi like he has been asking the past hour

[QUOTE=joshdasmif;45441385]Got some guy I knew from school hitting on me and it has to be the most awkward shit ever, he's never told anyone he's gay before. Just me; and he is asking if we wanna lay together or if I would want a HJ or BJ off him. I don't know how to handle him, I don't wanna be a cunt cause he hasn't had the confidence to say anything like this to anyone before I feel so bad for the guy and no I'm not slighly bi like he has been asking the past hour[/QUOTE] that's shit, did you try explaining to him you have absolutely no attraction to guys at all? [editline]20th July 2014[/editline] as long as his secret is safe it probably won't knock his confidence, he'll understand, surely...

[QUOTE=SeamanStains;45441406]that's shit, did you try explaining to him you have absolutely no attraction to guys at all? [editline]20th July 2014[/editline] as long as his secret is safe it probably won't knock his confidence, he'll understand, surely...[/QUOTE] I did tell him a few times, but he kept asking for little things like "you should come to mine have a drink" and he said "i am going to be looking for a lodger in the next week" then when i was being nice an acknowledging his offers for a drink he would say "so you never even thought about getting a bj of another guy" or "how he wears loose boxers and do I wear loose ones" I just told him I'm going to bed since I'm tired, I feel so bad for him right now because the way I see it he has seriously embarrassed himself tonight with these questions. But maybe he just doesn't know "how to be gay"? Not trying to be offensive with that btw just have no idea how to put that across