Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

watches are good because they are a lot more discreet than taking out a phone

I like watches since they're more convenient than phones (like quick access to timers for cooking) and you can use them where you can't use a phone, like at work, biking or in the heavy rain, etc. I'm a fan of digital since you set them once and forget about it, and they can take a beating and cheap enough to not care about them. On the right is some cool looking Casio which I added a nice leather strap to and rubbed off a lot of the outside text. On the left is my sports watch which I use when I'm hiking, skiing, gym, etc, which I put an olive NATO band on to secure it better since I've had a watch which caught on something making one of the lugs fail and the watch falling off. I want to buy a Pebble Steel or similar some time, something with an e-ink display. [t]http://i.imgur.com/V080xan.jpg[/t] Complete with DEET marks on the left one.

I don't have a watch. They're cool, but just too much of a fashion statement for me. If I have a nice Rolex, I'll come off as a rich fucktard. If I have a cheap one, I'll feel stupid wearing it.

i still like to wear watches and typically will be seen wearing the watch i built to look like Artyom's watch from Metro 2033.

I don't like wearing things on my wrists, therefor no watch, my phone does the job just fine.

i still find watches immensely useful, not to mention stylish.

I spent like an hour washing my car this morning for my driving test on Wednesday. Then I took it out to fill it with petrol and pump up the tires as well as just have some last minute parking practice while my dad was home. A bird proceeded to shit on the hood and it sprayed onto the windshield and dried out.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45453219]I spent like an hour washing my car this morning for my driving test on Wednesday. Then I took it out to fill it with petrol and pump up the tires as well as just have some last minute parking practice while my dad was home. A bird proceeded to shit on the hood and it sprayed onto the windshield and dried out.[/QUOTE] I didn't know whether to laugh or sympathise so I rated the bird's actions.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45449188]I've decided to spend a $50 bill that's been sitting in my wallet on 50 $1 lottery scratch cards :v: The usual prize is around $1-5 so I doubt I won't get anything back, I always wanted to see what the average loss for those cards would be.[/QUOTE] Spent $50, won $31. Interesting...

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45453261]Spent $50, won $31. Interesting...[/QUOTE] More luck than I usually have with lotteries, usually end up winning two or three times in a row, then the fourth time I buy a lottery with the wins I got earlier, I lose all the cash, or i'm left with just a dollar or two out of the 10 I originally spent.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45453261]Spent $50, won $31. Interesting...[/QUOTE] Lottery is like pay2win except you don't win, that's why I don't bother with it :v:

So.... sadly... Sauna sex never happened. Far too hot and sweaty. but we did manage to have sex pretty much everywhere else haha.

[QUOTE=greeley;45453420]So.... sadly... Sauna sex never happened. Far too hot and sweaty. but we did manage to have sex pretty much everywhere else haha.[/QUOTE] Normal sex is hot and sweaty enough for me, I can't imagine how making it hotter and sweatier would be an improvement other than making you exhausted.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45454025]Normal sex is hot and sweaty enough for me, I can't imagine how making it hotter and sweatier would be an improvement other than making you exhausted.[/QUOTE] Gives you a good workout too baby.

Guys, help me with this please.... Ok so this guy online i talk to (lets call him J) is a pretty awesome guy, we're very like-minded, he started messaging me on tumblr and we instant became friends. We abuse each other (as a joke) and hes pretty witty. I feel no attraction to him other than the fact hes just a "bro". My boyfriend who i love very much thinks i am a naive person when it comes to gays because i've only been out for about a year and still don't know what some gays are like. I'm stupidly trusting, i trust anyone and everyone easily if i think theyre cool. Anyway. Me and J have been talking on WhatsApp for about 3 weeks now and my boyfriend says hes probably only talking to me because hes gay and wants me. But then this weekend my boyfriend saw the stuff me and J talk about and hes realised that we really just talk about stupid shit and abuse each other for laughs so he doesn't feel threatened at all (also that J had been cheated on in his previous relationship and would never put anybody else through that) And since that happened to my boyfriend too with his Ex, he sympathises with him. I decided to put J to the test and ask him if he wanted a pic of me naked. He declined and said that it was wrong because i had a boyfriend which obviously i was really relieved because it shows that he is a really good guy. So after my boyfriend left my house yesterday (we see each other every weekend) J asked me if i was seeing him next weekend and i said no because hes away somewhere and im going to be bored for the weekend. J then completely threw me off guard saying that hes not working this weekend either and was wondering if we wanted to meet up?! Bearing in mind i've only been talking to him for about a month. He lives somewhere on the outskirts of manchester and i live near Peterborough area. thats a good 3 hour drive... So that means hes will to drive 3 hours down for 1 day and back for another 3 hour drive just to see me for a laugh?! Please tell me im not the only one that finds this fishy?

He might be really lonely? Best thing to do when he comes (if he does) is to have other friends around and be in a public place. If you can't do that then don't have him over. That's reasonable enough. Meeting someone in private from the internet is a bad idea anyway so he shouldn't think it odd. Just be aware that even with friends and in a private place he still might get the opportunity to try something. So you still have to refuse any advance. And be careful about being paranoid over him doing something because false accusations are very bad. My friend from Leicester says it's only an hour to forty five minutes by train. But I don't know how reliable he is he hasn't been in the UK in years. And also I am a random on the internet so take all this with a large salt shaker.

The only watch I have is my grandfather's, and I won't dare take it out of the box, fearing that I may lose it.

[QUOTE=greeley;45454108]Guys, help me with this please.... Ok so this guy online i talk to (lets call him J) is a pretty awesome guy, we're very like-minded, he started messaging me on tumblr and we instant became friends. We abuse each other (as a joke) and hes pretty witty. I feel no attraction to him other than the fact hes just a "bro". My boyfriend who i love very much thinks i am a naive person when it comes to gays because i've only been out for about a year and still don't know what some gays are like. I'm stupidly trusting, i trust anyone and everyone easily if i think theyre cool. Anyway. Me and J have been talking on WhatsApp for about 3 weeks now and my boyfriend says hes probably only talking to me because hes gay and wants me. But then this weekend my boyfriend saw the stuff me and J talk about and hes realised that we really just talk about stupid shit and abuse each other for laughs so he doesn't feel threatened at all (also that J had been cheated on in his previous relationship and would never put anybody else through that) And since that happened to my boyfriend too with his Ex, he sympathises with him. I decided to put J to the test and ask him if he wanted a pic of me naked. He declined and said that it was wrong because i had a boyfriend which obviously i was really relieved because it shows that he is a really good guy. So after my boyfriend left my house yesterday (we see each other every weekend) J asked me if i was seeing him next weekend and i said no because hes away somewhere and im going to be bored for the weekend. J then completely threw me off guard saying that hes not working this weekend either and was wondering if we wanted to meet up?! Bearing in mind i've only been talking to him for about a month. He lives somewhere on the outskirts of manchester and i live near Peterborough area. thats a good 3 hour drive... So that means hes will to drive 3 hours down for 1 day and back for another 3 hour drive just to see me for a laugh?! Please tell me im not the only one that finds this fishy?[/QUOTE] If it was me in your situation I'd meet him in a public place and make a day out of it as friends, it'll give you hints if he's trying anything and to be honest if you're just messing around in town and shit there's really nothing much that can happen.

[QUOTE=greeley;45454108]Please tell me im not the only one that finds this fishy?[/QUOTE] I mean it's not like he's trying to scam you or something. Worst case scenario he's into you and you just say you're not interested. If it gets weird you can just bail out. Sucks for him if he made the trip but he caused it. Basically you just have to not fuck. Also don't offer naked pics to "test" him. That's just leading people on.

So, a while ago my boyfriend broke up with me (I'll omit details), and after the initial feelings about it I've realized I'm not actually sad about it aside from being slightly angry at him for the way he decided to handle it. And for the first time in a long while I'm single without feeling lonely/desperate to be with someone. It feels... Weird, coming out of a breakup actually feeling better about things than before. But I'm not complaining! Also, hi, been a while since I posted here :v:

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45454923]hello <3 lets get lewdy [sp]pls no lewd[/sp][/QUOTE] Don't tempt me. [editline]21st July 2014[/editline] [sp]Tempt me.[/sp]

Anyone think it's really retarded there's such a thing as "gay Olympics" I mean that's putting that on the level of special Olympics where they literally can't compete in the regular ones since they have disabilities. If you don't have legs you need to play a different version of basketball. If you like dongs you don't, I mean look at the NBA.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45454827] Also don't offer naked pics to "test" him. That's just leading people on.[/QUOTE] no no no, i told him afterwards that it was a test and he passed! I've had a few guys talk to me that i thought was cool and then one night they'd send me their dick pick and be like "Wanna have a go on this?" and ask for my dick pic and i'm just like eughhhhhhhhhh.... I tell them all i just want to be friends and nothing more. When they say yes, i wait a few days and then say the whole naked/dick pic thing and if they say yes they are clearly not just wanting to be friends. If they say no, they are cool!

[QUOTE=greeley;45455082]no no no, i told him afterwards that it was a test and he passed! I've had a few guys talk to me that i thought was cool and then one night they'd send me their dick pick and be like "Wanna have a go on this?" and ask for my dick pic and i'm just like eughhhhhhhhhh.... I tell them all i just want to be friends and nothing more. When they say yes, i wait a few days and then say the whole naked/dick pic thing and if they say yes they are clearly not just wanting to be friends. If they say no, they are cool![/QUOTE] I hope this is sarcastic If someone did that to me I'd just go "oh okay" and probably not talk to him ever again.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45455092]I hope this is sarcastic If someone did that to me I'd just go "oh okay" and probably not talk to him ever again.[/QUOTE] Well, i won't ask if you want a dick pic then lol.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45455092]I hope this is sarcastic If someone did that to me I'd just go "oh okay" and probably not talk to him ever again.[/QUOTE] what if they were really good dick pix [editline]21st July 2014[/editline] masterpieces of phallic expression to test the boundaries of the genre

[QUOTE=greeley;45453420]So.... sadly... Sauna sex never happened. Far too hot and sweaty. but we did manage to have sex pretty much everywhere else haha.[/QUOTE] For this reason I don't prefer shower sex. Its just too uncomfortable with the heat/humidity unless the shower is set to lukewarm Plus by the time you are done and ready to clean up the hot water is gone :v: [editline]21st July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=greeley;45454108]Guys, help me with this please.... Ok so this guy online i talk to (lets call him J) is a pretty awesome guy, we're very like-minded, he started messaging me on tumblr and we instant became friends. We abuse each other (as a joke) and hes pretty witty. I feel no attraction to him other than the fact hes just a "bro". My boyfriend who i love very much thinks i am a naive person when it comes to gays because i've only been out for about a year and still don't know what some gays are like. I'm stupidly trusting, i trust anyone and everyone easily if i think theyre cool. Anyway. Me and J have been talking on WhatsApp for about 3 weeks now and my boyfriend says hes probably only talking to me because hes gay and wants me. But then this weekend my boyfriend saw the stuff me and J talk about and hes realised that we really just talk about stupid shit and abuse each other for laughs so he doesn't feel threatened at all (also that J had been cheated on in his previous relationship and would never put anybody else through that) And since that happened to my boyfriend too with his Ex, he sympathises with him. I decided to put J to the test and ask him if he wanted a pic of me naked. He declined and said that it was wrong because i had a boyfriend which obviously i was really relieved because it shows that he is a really good guy. So after my boyfriend left my house yesterday (we see each other every weekend) J asked me if i was seeing him next weekend and i said no because hes away somewhere and im going to be bored for the weekend. J then completely threw me off guard saying that hes not working this weekend either and was wondering if we wanted to meet up?! Bearing in mind i've only been talking to him for about a month. He lives somewhere on the outskirts of manchester and i live near Peterborough area. thats a good 3 hour drive... So that means hes will to drive 3 hours down for 1 day and back for another 3 hour drive just to see me for a laugh?! Please tell me im not the only one that finds this fishy?[/QUOTE] Haha this reminds me of my situation I went through this past summer. Except in my case "J" kept making moves/flirting/etc very blatantly and kept stepping into our relationship, and wanting to be alone with my partner despite "J" being a completely otherwise cool dude and despite him knowing that my partner and I were in a relationship. Its just funny because my "J" never came off as the kind of guy who is a total prick who would knowingly do something like that. Turns out he's just so super type-A "get 'er done" personality mixed with dumb when it comes to emotions that he instinctively kept pursuing my partner without putting any thought to it. Just goes to show that even "perfect" people character wise have their flaws, not that having such a character flaw excuses his actions at all.

I'm loving my job right now. The atmosphere is so great, and the people there are so relaxed and chilled. Plus, I'm being paid to do what I enjoy, so I literally cannot fault it.

Being a lycanthrope sounds chill indeed

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45456109]Being a lycanthrope sounds chill indeed[/QUOTE] being an ew