Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Anyone else seen the new Monty Python show?

[QUOTE=NoOnE#235;45456539]Anyone else seen the new Monty Python show?[/QUOTE] Its hilarious. Parents went to see it live and we recorded one of the others on TV, each one has their own good moments. From what they said the live show they could hardly stop laughing half the time at their own jokes.

[QUOTE=Reagy;45457591]Its hilarious. Parents went to see it live and we recorded one of the others on TV, each one has their own good moments. From what they said the live show they could hardly stop laughing half the time at their own jokes.[/QUOTE] Yeah, went to see it with my mother yesterday (They transmitted it to various theaters around the world, live) and yeah, there was a couple times where they fucked up their jokes/lines and they'd tease eachother with it - Was pretty hilarious. They had a lot of their older jokes in there too, but extended/altered in unpredictable ways so it wasn't just a recreation of their older shows. (But they did run older clips on the big screen(s) while they were changing around stuff on-stage and such.) I'd definetely recommend it for any Monty Python fans in here. (but be prepared, it's like 3 hours long)

[QUOTE=Contron;45456029]I'm loving my job right now. The atmosphere is so great, and the people there are so relaxed and chilled. Plus, I'm being paid to do what I enjoy, so I literally cannot fault it.[/QUOTE]This is how I feel about my job too. Web development is quite fun.

[QUOTE=greeley;45454108]Guys, help me with this please.... Ok so this guy online i talk to (lets call him J) is a pretty awesome guy, we're very like-minded, he started messaging me on tumblr and we instant became friends. We abuse each other (as a joke) and hes pretty witty. I feel no attraction to him other than the fact hes just a "bro". My boyfriend who i love very much thinks i am a naive person when it comes to gays because i've only been out for about a year and still don't know what some gays are like. I'm stupidly trusting, i trust anyone and everyone easily if i think theyre cool. Anyway. Me and J have been talking on WhatsApp for about 3 weeks now and my boyfriend says hes probably only talking to me because hes gay and wants me. But then this weekend my boyfriend saw the stuff me and J talk about and hes realised that we really just talk about stupid shit and abuse each other for laughs so he doesn't feel threatened at all (also that J had been cheated on in his previous relationship and would never put anybody else through that) And since that happened to my boyfriend too with his Ex, he sympathises with him. I decided to put J to the test and ask him if he wanted a pic of me naked. He declined and said that it was wrong because i had a boyfriend which obviously i was really relieved because it shows that he is a really good guy. So after my boyfriend left my house yesterday (we see each other every weekend) J asked me if i was seeing him next weekend and i said no because hes away somewhere and im going to be bored for the weekend. J then completely threw me off guard saying that hes not working this weekend either and was wondering if we wanted to meet up?! Bearing in mind i've only been talking to him for about a month. He lives somewhere on the outskirts of manchester and i live near Peterborough area. thats a good 3 hour drive... So that means hes will to drive 3 hours down for 1 day and back for another 3 hour drive just to see me for a laugh?! Please tell me im not the only one that finds this fishy?[/QUOTE] Now he's going to think you're into him since you offered him a naked pic of yourself, or he'll think you think he's desperate. Also we can't tell how good friends you are with him, if you don't want to meet up or if you're unsure you want to go then I wouldn't go. I'd only go that far if you were certain you wanted to see each other. Driving for 3 hours each way with UK fuel prices is a long way to go for a guy you don't really know that well, which may be awkward because of that whole leading him on thing. [editline]22nd July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=greeley;45455082]no no no, i told him afterwards that it was a test and he passed! I've had a few guys talk to me that i thought was cool and then one night they'd send me their dick pick and be like "Wanna have a go on this?" and ask for my dick pic and i'm just like eughhhhhhhhhh.... I tell them all i just want to be friends and nothing more. When they say yes, i wait a few days and then say the whole naked/dick pic thing and if they say yes they are clearly not just wanting to be friends. If they say no, they are cool![/QUOTE] You're making yourself sound like a douchebag. "I have to test whether or not people have the hots for me before we become friends, congrats you passed, you can now be my friend". That's awkward.

Got invited out to a day out on a lake on a friends' boat. Should be pretty fun. Taking Friday off because they want to leave Saturday morning and Mr waking up before 8am to make it there before 11am isn't likely.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;45460557]Got invited out to a day out on a lake on a friends' boat. Should be pretty fun. Taking Friday off because they want to leave Saturday morning and Mr waking up before 8am to make it there before 11am isn't likely.[/QUOTE] I want a boat.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45460875]I want a boat.[/QUOTE] They've got a Malibu Wakesetter 23 LSV. It's [url]http://www.malibuboats.com/boats/wakesetter/23-lsv.html[/url] but a few years older. Still looks pretty nice from the pictures I've seen.

that pictures false advertising should be 6 dudes there 3 chicks in there

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45461218]that pictures false advertising should be 6 dudes there 3 chicks in there[/QUOTE] True. It's gonna be, like, at least 5 dudes. Maybe eight.

Looks like "goys" are the new thing

Girls are weird, one of them randomly says hi and then calls me a dickhead. I haven't seen or chatted with her in over a month from school.

Sick of my sleep schedule being broken and unfixable.

So I've gotten off work early for the last few days. Its felt nice to have a few more hours to myself. However, I guarantee this luck streak will end tomorrow when I call in to go home at 8:50 at night, and they give me a job right then and there....

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45460469]Now he's going to think you're into him since you offered him a naked pic of yourself, or he'll think you think he's desperate. Also we can't tell how good friends you are with him, if you don't want to meet up or if you're unsure you want to go then I wouldn't go. I'd only go that far if you were certain you wanted to see each other. Driving for 3 hours each way with UK fuel prices is a long way to go for a guy you don't really know that well, which may be awkward because of that whole leading him on thing. [editline]22nd July 2014[/editline] You're making yourself sound like a douchebag. "I have to test whether or not people have the hots for me before we become friends, congrats you passed, you can now be my friend". That's awkward.[/QUOTE] How else am i meant to see if he has any hidden agenda other than being a friend? I've done this from experience. I literally have ZERO gay friends and i kind of want to change that. So when i find a gay friend that seems cool, i'd like to see if hes in it for actual friendship or is he just trying to get in my pants. Because i am naive and don't see it when someone is flirting with me or making a pass at me so i don't want to give anybody any signals that i'm wanting to frick frack. Which is why i came up with the whole "see me naked" thing. When the guys have said yes, EVEN AFTER I'VE TOLD THEM I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND IM ONLY LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIP... they've been quite pushy and sometimes literally tell me that "you boyfriend doesn't have to know"... But the ones that have said "no, thats wrong" i am still currently friends with and i reassure them why i asked them about it. It's just unfortunate that the ones that have said "No, thats wrong" are the ones that live like 3+ hours away. I can kind of see why you think it could be perceived as "douchebag" but as long as i tell them why i did it afterwards then i don't see the problem? Also i have decided that i will only meet up with him WITH my boyfriend just to reassure the fact that he won't be making a pass.

Only meeting with your boyfriend makes it seem like you still don't trust him, or that you might be wanting to prove to your boyfriend that you're not hiding something. Just how I see it, and have seen it in the past.

So.... i cant win then. lol. Moving on! ~I'M GOING ON HOLIDAY AT THE END OF AUGUST, GOING FOR A LAST MINUTE DEAL WITH THE BOYF. ALL INCLUSIVE, PROBABLY SPAIN OR SOMEWHERE. LOVING LIFE, FIRST COUPLES HOLIDAY EVER FOR ME!~

[QUOTE=greeley;45463878]How else am i meant to see if he has any hidden agenda other than being a friend? I've done this from experience. I literally have ZERO gay friends and i kind of want to change that. So when i find a gay friend that seems cool, i'd like to see if hes in it for actual friendship or is he just trying to get in my pants. Because i am naive and don't see it when someone is flirting with me or making a pass at me so i don't want to give anybody any signals that i'm wanting to frick frack. Which is why i came up with the whole "see me naked" thing. When the guys have said yes, EVEN AFTER I'VE TOLD THEM I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND IM ONLY LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIP... they've been quite pushy and sometimes literally tell me that "you boyfriend doesn't have to know"... But the ones that have said "no, thats wrong" i am still currently friends with and i reassure them why i asked them about it. It's just unfortunate that the ones that have said "No, thats wrong" are the ones that live like 3+ hours away. I can kind of see why you think it could be perceived as "douchebag" but as long as i tell them why i did it afterwards then i don't see the problem? Also i have decided that i will only meet up with him WITH my boyfriend just to reassure the fact that he won't be making a pass.[/QUOTE] If you become friends with a girl [who doesn't know you're gay] do you do the same check??? Also yeah going with your boyfriend, that works too if you're worried. Plus, if your boyfriend is worried you'll leave him over someone seeing your naked then tell him otherwise. When I was in a relationship if my boyfriend was like "person x wants to see my dong" I'd be like "sure do whatever" because I know he was into me and wasn't going to just get up and leave.

[url]http://store.steampowered.com/app/312970/[/url] So this exists :v:

Really quite nervous about my driving test tomorrow. I'm not bad at driving but with someone I have never met and with so much riding on it I'm really worried I will fail.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45464483]Really quite nervous about my driving test tomorrow. I'm not bad at driving but with someone I have never met and with so much riding on it I'm really worried I will fail.[/QUOTE] Dont be scared! It actually goes so stupidly quickly and im sure you'll get someone great who will test you. I got a lovely big woman, we ended up talking about Game of Thrones and wondering who was foreign or not hahaha. I ended up passing with 2 minors (both stupid things, 1 i could have left a junction quicker than i did, 2 i stalled on a roundabout but recovered it well) I've now been driving for 8months and not had a single problem.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45464483]Really quite nervous about my driving test tomorrow. I'm not bad at driving but with someone I have never met and with so much riding on it I'm really worried I will fail.[/QUOTE] Just keep your mind on getting the fastest lap times and you'll win no problem!

I don't know really, the driving place I am going to is in an area I have practiced around the most so I know the area really well, but it has a reputation for not letting first time drivers through easily. I can do what they ask, but whether I am able to tomorrow is just another question entirely. I'm doing it in my car and not borrowing anyone elses, which makes me more comfortable, but my car has only been with me for around 6 months and I did over 2 years practicing on our old car. My current car is at least half the size of our old car and it's dimensions throw me off alot.

You're just overthinking everything, just calm down and everything will be good.

[QUOTE=greeley;45464539]You're just overthinking everything, just calm down and everything will be good.[/QUOTE] I often do. I will be a nervous wreck tomorrow then I will be perfectly fine 5 minutes after it regardless of the outcome.

Yep, once you come out of it you'll just be like "why the fuck was i panicking?" I was expecting to fail my first test.

Gonna go to the palace/temple/chapel barracks (I can't remember which one it is, it's one of those three) for this RAF interview thingie in an hour. :x

you'll do fine on your driving test.. usually you have to be extremely terrible at driving to fail them. a lot of people i know that failed it the first time are incredible morons and pretty much everyone i know with half a brain did fine.

[QUOTE=Saza;45464951]you'll do fine on your driving test.. usually you have to be extremely terrible at driving to fail them. a lot of people i know that failed it the first time are incredible morons and pretty much everyone i know with half a brain did fine.[/QUOTE] I'm just worried about reverse parking for the most part. Everything else I think you get multiple chances at, but things like the obvious stop signs are instant fails. But any dunce can see and react to those. Reversing parking though in my car which I am not entirely used to is mostly stressing me out, since hitting the gutter is an instant fail apparently and I have hit it more than a few times in practice.

[QUOTE=greeley;45463878]How else am i meant to see if he has any hidden agenda other than being a friend? I've done this from experience.[b] I literally have ZERO gay friends[/b] and i kind of want to change that. So when i find a gay friend that seems cool, i'd like to see if hes in it for actual friendship or is he just trying to get in my pants. Because i am naive and don't see it when someone is flirting with me or making a pass at me so i don't want to give anybody any signals that i'm wanting to frick frack. [/QUOTE] Jee I sure wonder why that is!