Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45537040]You're a lean mean fucking machine :V[/QUOTE] Hey! I'm not mean :< I am a lean fucking machine though :v:

Cut my finger today, damn tripods.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45535568]Saw a steam profile of a dude saying he was a "folf" which someone told me is a fox wolf. If I'm a wolf bird am I a Word. Is a Caracal Parrot a Carrot? #foodforthought[/QUOTE] My dog was a Jack Russell/Whippet Cross so we used to just call him a Jacket

Had my first crash! Reminder; I am not sanic.

[QUOTE=Gray001;45542274]Had my first crash! Reminder; I am not sanic.[/QUOTE] Are you sure about that?

For my Middle East History class, I hope that I get good night's sleeps, or else I'll wake up feeling like Shiite. But I shouldn't worry, it's never too Sunni to start a good sleep schedule. (kill me)

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45542885]So I'm still waking up at midnight. Fuck trying[/QUOTE] Is Zopiclone prescribed down there? I know in America you can pick it at a pharmacy but when I had sleep problems I used Zopiclone at first.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45543098]Nope, as far as i know the doctors recommend either something much much stronger which my body can't take or it's way out of reach in terms of financial.[/QUOTE] Ah sucks :c you might be able to get melatonin, i think that's easy to get but not sure

WOOOO. I'm going to my boyfriends house tonight, i get midweek snuggles and cuddles in bed. I turn into such a gay when im with him, but when im without him i'm all macho "straight" guy haha.

[QUOTE=greeley;45543168]I turn into such a gay when im with him, but when im without him i'm all macho "straight" guy haha.[/QUOTE] My boyfriend often says "hehe we're so gay" and it's cute c: [sp]then we intensely make out[/sp]

i totally flipped my shit I thought I managed to nail a world record on punch out by beating piston hondo in 35.21 (with the record being 35.23) Then it turned out that was a former world record and the present one is actually 34.43. I'll take it though, it's still a nice personal achievement :v:

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;45543350]i totally flipped my shit I thought I managed to nail a world record on punch out by beating piston hondo in 35.21 (with the record being 35.23) Then it turned out that was a former world record and the present one is actually 34.43. I'll take it though, it's still a nice personal achievement :v:[/QUOTE] speedrun my asshole pls

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[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45543421]what kind of ass fucking strats should he use :v: [sp] im gonna get shot for saying the references to this [/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]welcome to the gocnation?[/sp]

[QUOTE]Happy birthday, Tomo Takino! Have a good one :) [/QUOTE] I accept birthday money in the forms of cash, credit/debit cards and Professor Land Funbucks™.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45543452]I accept birthday money in the forms of cash, credit/debit cards and Professor Land Funbucks™.[/QUOTE] end of july birthday master race (i'm july 30, aka today motherfuckers)

Welp. Unable to participate in WW2 days due to not having a FOID. Even with blanks. [editline]30th July 2014[/editline] i had everything planned out. everything. i was just about to purchase stuff until i got an e-mail from the event planner who decided to omit that info from the main information page. fuck me. i just want to put my head through a wall. gotta wait 2 more years i guess

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;45543410]speedrun my asshole pls[/QUOTE] That's gross you queer (that feels like it came out more rude than it should have)

I should speedrun my life and just get it finished.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45543562]I should speedrun my life and just get it finished.[/QUOTE] too bad the suicide rng is too much of a dick

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;45543565]too bad the suicide rng is too much of a dick[/QUOTE] I know right. Jumping off of a great height would be scary because what if you change your mind just after you jump.

So I found out my BF had posted videos of himself jerking off online, the latest one was just 2-3 months ago around the same time he was trying to meet up with a guy from the site he posted on, we have been going out for over a year now. Just before he told me this he said that he would like to marry me someday, I really care about him and its been one long fucking year building up trust and now it just feels like thats all gone. Idk what to think anymore, he KNEW that I wasn't ok with this kind of shit, and he says that it was only recently that he realized he loved me. He still maintains that he never fucked around with anyone, just posted those videos (which he took down as we were discussing it). So, what do?

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;45543643]So I found out my BF had posted videos of himself jerking off online, the latest one was just 2-3 months ago around the same time he was trying to meet up with a guy from the site he posted on, we have been going out for over a year now. Just before he told me this he said that he would like to marry me someday, I really care about him and its been one long fucking year building up trust and now it just feels like thats all gone. Idk what to think anymore, he KNEW that I wasn't ok with this kind of shit, and he says that it was only recently that he realized he loved me. He still maintains that he never fucked around with anyone, just posted those videos (which he took down as we were discussing it). So, what do?[/QUOTE] Yeah sound pretty fucked, he wasn't open and kept secrets. It's up to you whether or not you trust that he's changed and if you feel relationship got stronger.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;45543643]So I found out my BF had posted videos of himself jerking off online, the latest one was just 2-3 months ago around the same time he was trying to meet up with a guy from the site he posted on, we have been going out for over a year now. Just before he told me this he said that he would like to marry me someday, I really care about him and its been one long fucking year building up trust and now it just feels like thats all gone. Idk what to think anymore, he KNEW that I wasn't ok with this kind of shit, and he says that it was only recently that he realized he loved me. He still maintains that he never fucked around with anyone, just posted those videos (which he took down as we were discussing it). So, what do?[/QUOTE] Personal, the Jerking videos aren't necessarily that bad, unless he shows his face and actually gives his real name and stuff on it then its kind of bad. The met up with a guy from a site thing showed MAJOR red flags with me. Tbf, i wouldn't be able to properly trust. Unless you give him quite harsh questions that if he answers with hesitations and tries to bend the truth a little, it would be a sure thing that your boy is a ho. Its all up to you though man, if you feel that the love is gone and can't look at him without feeling sick then there we go. EDIT: Wait, is he meeting up the guy from a site for a specific reason like hook-ups or something? What site was it? Is this guy his "type" that hes attracted to? Because there's 3 guys that i have met online that i'd LOVE to meet, i met them all on tumblr but i don't see them in a sexual way at all, they are just cool people who i think we'd get on so well as buddies.

It was the planning the meet up with a guy online for sex that I thought was an issue, not if he was jerking it anonymously online.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45543667]I've had my girlfriend accuse me of cheating and messing around with other which in fact is not true I've never broken anything like that in my life. It's really hurtful and I can feel your pain and it's fucking trust destroying.[/QUOTE] I really did my best, I gave him and continue to give him everything I have. Every fucking ounce of life, soul, passion has always been his 100% and all I asked for in return was exclusivity/trust. I still really love him and it would be a real shame to have such a good thing ruined over something that although, is important to me, really just was a dumb mistake. On the flip side I don't want to be taken advantaged of and if there is someone out there who really appreciates what I have to offer then I want to be able to move on and not try to force something that will never work and will only end up with both of us getting hurt more. Fuck all I want to do is drink right now and I have to be at work in 30 min lol. [editline]30th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=greeley;45543700]Personal, the Jerking videos aren't necessarily that bad, unless he shows his face and actually gives his real name and stuff on it then its kind of bad. The met up with a guy from a site thing showed MAJOR red flags with me. Tbf, i wouldn't be able to properly trust. Unless you give him quite harsh questions that if he answers with hesitations and tries to bend the truth a little, it would be a sure thing that your boy is a ho. Its all up to you though man, if you feel that the love is gone and can't look at him without feeling sick then there we go. EDIT: Wait, is he meeting up the guy from a site for a specific reason like hook-ups or something? What site was it? Is this guy his "type" that hes attracted to? Because there's 3 guys that i have met online that i'd LOVE to meet, i met them all on tumblr but i don't see them in a sexual way at all, they are just cool people who i think we'd get on so well as buddies.[/QUOTE] He said he met this guy before we were together on the site and that they just hung out because they were both into cars, keep in mind my bf is 21 and this guy is at least 30. He says he's into guys with beards and DILFS. The guy never responded to him btw and when I asked him why he contacted this older guy again he said that he wanted to keep in touch because this guy moved out of state.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45543198]Possibly like I can naturally fix it and hold it, I just have to be motivated to do it which currently with my stress and other shit I can't be bothered.[/QUOTE] any luck on that so far btw?

Whats the nicest way I can tell my roommate ex (who is still a close friend to me) that the guy he's "talking to" online who we've both met before is a massive douchebag, but he's never noticed because the douchebag always pampers his image around him due to him being interested in my roommate.

I don't want to discourage you, but I use the excuse that my bf is just a friend with similar interests to keep it secret from my parents and stuff. You may want to look into what they were doing or research a little more into this other guy, but hey, for all I know he could just be telling the truth and I don't know :p think about it for yourself [QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45544162]woken up twice at midnight now so all i have to do is go to bed at like 9 pm and hold that bed time[/QUOTE] don't go to bed too early, it can make you fuck up your sleep pattern too and I've heard it can cause sleep paralysis if you wake up too early

Welp, that's it. My part time job is now officially over. I can't even describe how beautiful feeling it is to think "Tomorrow is Thursday, I will just laze around." and not something along "Oh my god, please, don't make me work with fiberglass insulation again." It was pretty hard month and I am glad it's over now. Now to just wait for the paday, which is 15th of August.