Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45543032]For my Middle East History class, I hope that I get good night's sleeps, or else I'll wake up feeling like Shiite. But I shouldn't worry, it's never too Sunni to start a good sleep schedule. (kill me)[/QUOTE] These kind of jokes are Hiram

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;45545141]Welp, that's it. My part time job is now officially over. I can't even describe how beautiful feeling it is to think "Tomorrow is Thursday, I will just laze around." and not something along "Oh my god, please, don't make me work with fiberglass insulation again." It was pretty hard month and I am glad it's over now. Now to just wait for the paday, which is 15th of August.[/QUOTE] one of the nicest things about finishing up a temporary gig is not having to work on payday, enjoy that hard earned cash <:

My seasonal position ends on August the 4th. Now I get to enjoy the fruits of my labo-oh wait bills and land tax :v:

So on closer inspection both of my arms are swollen. Can't move my wrist without pain, welts on my kneecaps.. Great. :|

Indeed. Is quite a bummer. Can't exercise on my bike. :(

[QUOTE=Stoffy;45537207]I'm a danish. Real tasty and covered in white glaze. ~[/QUOTE] Oh god. Yes please.

I got a birthday card from my grandad, but I am rather certain he sent me the wrong kind of card. The printed writing inside says: [QUOTE]Hang in there.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]I know times are tough, but they will get better.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]I'll be hoping and praying for better things to come to you.[/QUOTE] Unless he knows something I don't, this seems like a sympathy card.

I get my dad and brother a "Happy Birthday Princess" or something equally incorrect card quite regularly for birthdays.

[QUOTE=Chickens!;45548545]I get my dad and brother a "Happy Birthday Princess" or something equally incorrect card quite regularly for birthdays.[/QUOTE] My girlfriend (before we were together) got me a card that said "For a nephew who's 3" and on the inside it said "[del]Happy Birthday[/del] Merry Christmas!" :v:

Oh boy, managed to get a job interview. If I get the job I'll have to make a quick decision whether to take it or stick with my original plan of going to university for engineering. The latter is obviously the better opportunity but I'm so god-awful at dealing with stress

So I had to create a Proboards account because that's what everyone who works on my college's newspaper uses for collaboration. I feel like I've gone back in time to the year 2005. :v:

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;45550443]Proboards[/QUOTE] Old facepunch was better

I'm surprised you weren't censored and autobanned for mentioning that.

Awww FUCK, how long's it been since I was last here? :v:

[QUOTE=Seiteki;45550705]I'm surprised you weren't censored and autobanned for mentioning that.[/QUOTE] Nah we can proboards and closed due to all day now if we want

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45550743]I while where you been babe :v:[/QUOTE] Life'n. Doin' thangs.

Sheesh, I want to get haircut but it's pouring outside and it doesn't look like it's going to stop anytime soon. Literally one day I do not wish for it to rain, it rains. You know what, fuck it. I am going to yolo this bitch and get that fucking haircut even if I'll be soaking wet because of it.

I just fucking coughed myself awake. FFfffffuck you flu thing I've got.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;45551173]Sheesh, I want to get haircut but it's pouring outside and it doesn't look like it's going to stop anytime soon. Literally one day I do not wish for it to rain, it rains. You know what, fuck it. I am going to yolo this bitch and get that fucking haircut even if I'll be soaking wet because of it.[/QUOTE] Get your hair dried first, otherwise it'll be too short :v:

[QUOTE=kaze4159;45551382]Get your hair dried first, otherwise it'll be too short :v:[/QUOTE] You obviously don't know what my hair is like. Like a goddamn bush of wires. Also, no haircut for me until 11am.

[QUOTE=Reagy;45551190]I just fucking coughed myself awake. FFfffffuck you flu thing I've got.[/QUOTE] Don't die, please.

[QUOTE=Stoffy;45551483]Don't die, please.[/QUOTE] I'm fineee, I'm currently sucking on soothers like they are going out of fashion.

So guys. Facial hair. Yes or no? Also if you have facial hair, what is it like? I kind of have a beard/chinstrap thing going on, with a moustache, trying to grow it out but its just looking like messy pubes at the mo. I have about an inch and half, but if i grow it further is just looks so shaggy. Don't like it. So yeah. Any tips on making them less wirey pubes? Or am i doomed with thick solid bristle hairs?

i can grow a wicked neckbeard! obviously, im clean shaven not too big a deal for me that i cant grow proper facial hair yet tbh

[QUOTE=greeley;45551492]So guys. Facial hair. Yes or no? Also if you have facial hair, what is it like? I kind of have a beard/chinstrap thing going on, with a moustache, trying to grow it out but its just looking like messy pubes at the mo. I have about an inch and half, but if i grow it further is just looks so shaggy. Don't like it. So yeah. Any tips on making them less wirey pubes? Or am i doomed with thick solid bristle hairs?[/QUOTE] Just don't grow a pedo mustache. That shit barely looks good on anyone I've seen with it until this point.

[QUOTE=greeley;45551492]So guys. Facial hair. Yes or no?[/QUOTE] I don't like facial hair, at all.

[QUOTE=greeley;45551492]So guys. Facial hair. Yes or no? Also if you have facial hair, what is it like? I kind of have a beard/chinstrap thing going on, with a moustache, trying to grow it out but its just looking like messy pubes at the mo. I have about an inch and half, but if i grow it further is just looks so shaggy. Don't like it. So yeah. Any tips on making them less wirey pubes? Or am i doomed with thick solid bristle hairs?[/QUOTE] Facial hair only looks good on certain people and only in certain styles in my opinion. Currently , I have a soul patch because why the hell not really!

[QUOTE=Stoffy;45551483]Don't die, please.[/QUOTE] Whilst rapidly scrolling I read this as "Die, please". For about 5 seconds I went "What the fuck is this community coming to when shit like this goes unseen???" [QUOTE=Whitewolf;45551811]Facial hair only looks good on certain people and only in certain styles in my opinion. Currently , I have a soul patch because why the hell not really![/QUOTE] I promised my girlfriend I won't shave until I get my license. Let's just hope I don't get a survivalist beard :v:

Omg they're releasing hatoful boyfriend on steam

[QUOTE=greeley;45551492]So guys. Facial hair. Yes or no? Also if you have facial hair, what is it like? I kind of have a beard/chinstrap thing going on, with a moustache, trying to grow it out but its just looking like messy pubes at the mo. I have about an inch and half, but if i grow it further is just looks so shaggy. Don't like it. So yeah. Any tips on making them less wirey pubes? Or am i doomed with thick solid bristle hairs?[/QUOTE] As long as it doesn't look like you shaved your pubes and taped them to your face, I'm fine with facial hair.