Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Gray001;45602193]What's a brojob?[/QUOTE] A blowjob between best bros, no homo.

you guys don't know the no homo code it's only gay if you're the one getting fucked or doing the sucking

guess i'm not gay then :(

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;45602263]guess i'm not gay then :([/QUOTE] that's okay, i'll be gay enough for both of us

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45602183]Honestly I love airports for just that reason. Everyone has a story and a connection as to why they're flying. Airports are your gateway to life beyond your hometown.[/QUOTE] I met January Jones at an airport once. Her kid kept putting toy cars on top of my carry on while I was reading the news.

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;45602263]guess i'm not gay then :([/QUOTE] Liar.

[QUOTE=Gray001;45602193]What's a brojob?[/QUOTE] A blowjob that becomes incredibly gay as you/he starts doing it with passion and rhythm There's no such thing as a blowjob between two dudes that isn't gay

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;45601072]You want one?[/QUOTE] oh my god jontron you have a girlfriend what are you doing

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cTN1u4h.png[/IMG] Woo for 18, now I get to spend the day doing what I always do, sitting at the computer and looking out the window occasionally :v:

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;45604122][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cTN1u4h.png[/IMG] Woo for 18, now I get to spend the day doing what I always do, sitting at the computer and looking out the window occasionally :v:[/QUOTE] hahahahahah what a nerd [sp]thats what i did on my birthday last wednesday..[/sp] [QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45603548]Gay Chat. Bro Job Edition.[/QUOTE] bro job CHOO CHOO

Happy Birfday HeavyGuy <3

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45593193]GTA V was more fun but GTA IV's story was better[/QUOTE] This. By far i have to say that GTA V's story is the worst story in the gta universe, save for gta III (which can you really count since the story really wasn't much of a story at all). GTA V was ambitious, very ambitious. The tested things out in gta iv first with the implementation of 3 charcters, however they were done separately. You played first as Niko and got the story then later as Johnny and Luis filling in the details of the story while expanding on their own and as well as the gta HD Universe. GTA V Sought to reproduce this but by having three characters at once. Gameplay wise, with the mechanics it's beautifully implemented. Writing however? Terrible. There is absolutely no character evolution at all, not even when you beat the game. None of the characters change at all. People argue things like OH BUT AS MICHEAL YOU FIX YOUR MARRIAGE AND GET CLOSER TO YOUR KIDS. You don't, you don't at all. Everything that happened to michael and his family could be summed up within 2 missions. Their relationship goes from non existant to minimal at best. You have trevor who didn't change a wink. But what's to expect from a criminally insane gas huffer? He remains the same in attitude, appearence, personality, and style. Franklin suffered the most in my opinion. They try from the get go to have this love interest of his ex girlfriend. You talk to her once in an email, then a phone call, then you see her. Hell you're never even clued into the story. Franklin moves up immediately inthe story from the ghetto so mostly nothing changes there. His relationship with micheal stays rather rigid at just a work relationship, even if you do activities with him. He makes 1 singular connection with trevor through the whole series. The gang war is done with within a single mission, and lamarr is barely a present character. The story was very weak through and through, Rockstar tried to give depth to each character but failed out right and ended up with a rather....well boring story. The mission are varied and fun especially with the 3 person implementation but the game suffered heavily from shoddy writing for the three arcs. You're left with an illusion of character depth and a very hollow feeling of pseudo progression. Micheals still mostly a chaos addicted hot head. Trevor is still batshit insane selling and making meth with Ron, and Franklin promptly moves to a home in the hills making large sums of money but is still worried about never getting out of the ghetto and gang life (?????). They got too ambitious and instead of having a central story with interweaving plots they had three very very lose archs that happened in the background for the most part via email and phone calls that converged into one disappointing arch. Meanwhile in gta iv there is serious character development and a strong central plot with two additional arcs all with their own strong plot line weaving in and out of Niko's. Every character changes and goes through realization, relationships are improved greatly and actual emotion is conveyed (except for kate, rockstar absolutely fucking failed with kate).

So months ago I told my parents that I'm bisexual, and completely forgot about telling them until today when my mom asked "why did you tell me that you are gay?" and I said that I never said I was gay and said that I was bi. And she said "how can you know for sure if you are bi if you never had sex or a girlfriend before?" And continued to talk to me about AIDS and the dangers of ass penetration, and I'm 19 and she is saying it as if I've never heard of those before.

[QUOTE=Viva;45605014] Meanwhile in gta iv there is serious character development and a strong central plot with two additional arcs all with their own strong plot line weaving in and out of Niko's. Every character changes and goes through realization, relationships are improved greatly and actual emotion is conveyed (except for kate, rockstar absolutely fucking failed with kate).[/QUOTE] you mean the chick that either dies or stops talking to you entirely first time i "dated" her i shot the bowling pins and she ran away saying i was a maniac

As far as GTA characters go, the ones in IV are the only ones I ever really cared about. And to be frank, I think Liberty City is way more fun to be in than Los Santos.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45605097]you mean the chick that either dies or stops talking to you entirely first time i "dated" her i shot the bowling pins and she ran away saying i was a maniac[/QUOTE] Yup, like they tried to force it on to you that kate was this love interest for Niko, but you can never bang her, all she does is mope about you doing immoral shit, and whined about packie. When she gets killed niko is like completely despondent, and me as the player im just wondering "wtf". Like in my first run through i NEVER even called her and niko becomes this depressed enraged mope. Even if you do stuff with her i'm confused as to why niko takes the death so hard. Rockstar just brute forced it. [editline]5th August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Mysterious;45605188]As far as GTA characters go, the ones in IV are the only ones I ever really cared about. And to be frank, I think Liberty City is way more fun to be in than Los Santos.[/QUOTE] It was more lively but the same time it was solely a metropolitan area and they had more to work with specifically. Meanwhile with SA and LS they had to to a lot more varied things. I love both maps but for messing around LC was more urban and more fun to explore. This will prolly change though with the pc release of gta.

[QUOTE=Reagy;45602775]Liar.[/QUOTE] ur a gril which means niny is straight wtf

[QUOTE=Viva;45605014]GTA V rant[/QUOTE] There are some spoilers in your rant man.

and here I am, not completed GTA3 yet. Or 2, or 1, or VC, SA, 4. I did beat Chinatown wars tho.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;45605513]There are some spoilers in your rant man.[/QUOTE] well i mean if you see a post and the first sentence is GTA'S STORY and you keep reading without wanting it spoiled youre asking for trouble

There was a bunch of free steam game keys being given out some time ago, can someone send me the link to it? Thanks edit: found it [url]http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/07/31/free-steam-key/[/url]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;45605188]As far as GTA characters go, the ones in IV are the only ones I ever really cared about. And to be frank, I think Liberty City is way more fun to be in than Los Santos.[/QUOTE] Los Santos [i]could have been[/i] more fun than Liberty City if they had actually used up most of the map. LC pretty much uses 100% of the land area to build a detailed city inspired by New York City. With Los Santos they wanted to create Los Angeles and surrounding rural communities, but it fell flat when they ended up only utilizing like, 50% of the land area. The other 50% is barren and there's literally nothing there, save for 3 random small towns halfway across the map from each other. As if that's not bad enough, they made LS proper way too small, it takes less than 5 minutes to drive from one end to the other. They then made this small city the focal point for virtually all the missions, meaning the rest of the world is pretty useless (I haven't finished story mode but from what I've played the only time I needed to leave LS was at the beginning of Trevor's arc, then he moved into the condo and that was it).

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;45605680]Los Santos [i]could have been[/i] more fun than Liberty City if they had actually used up most of the map. LC pretty much uses 100% of the land area to build a detailed city inspired by New York City. With Los Santos they wanted to create Los Angeles and surrounding rural communities, but it fell flat when they ended up only utilizing like, 50% of the land area. The other 50% is barren and there's literally nothing there, save for 3 random small towns halfway across the map from each other. As if that's not bad enough, they made LS proper way too small, it takes less than 5 minutes to drive from one end to the other. They then made this small city the focal point for virtually all the missions, meaning the rest of the world is pretty useless (I haven't finished story mode but from what I've played the only time I needed to leave LS was at the beginning of Trevor's arc, then he moved into the condo and that was it).[/QUOTE] There is a bunch more that takes place outside the city during the second half of the game.

On the GTA topic: K-DST 5lyfe

I was out the other day and I walked past a fancy dress shop that had a nice (girl) outfit I'd like to get. It was closed so I went back yesterday to get a better look. Turns out it was a light blue maid outfit. It was embarrassing to have to say "I want that for myself" and have to be measured up for it, but I think it'll be worth it. I hope it's fine to just dump that here. I don't really go to the TG thread anymore.

If makin' omelettes at two in the morning is wrong I have no desire to be right

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45606813]anytime is right for an omelette just like any time is right for sex[/QUOTE] what if you wanted both at the same time

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45606829]I'm flexable.[/QUOTE] flexibility is definitely an asset in the bedroom not so sure about the kitchen

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;45604122][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cTN1u4h.png[/IMG] Woo for 18, now I get to spend the day doing what I always do, sitting at the computer and looking out the window occasionally :v:[/QUOTE] I thought you were a bit older

[QUOTE=xqzyk;45606834]flexibility is definitely an asset in the bedroom not so sure about the kitchen[/QUOTE] Just finish all over the skillet without telling him, then say there was extra yolk in the eggs :v: