Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45606963]Just finish all over the skillet without telling him, then say there was extra yolk in the eggs :v:[/QUOTE] 10/10 would eat

Ugh I'd write a counter-argument / rant about how I think GTA IV is overrated and Niko is a horrible character but honestly I'd get sliced up :v:

[QUOTE=NoaJM;45607006]Ugh I'd write a counter-argument / rant about how I think GTA IV is overrated and Niko is a horrible character but honestly I'd get sliced up :v:[/QUOTE] IV was good for its time. But now it's been overshadowed. The problem with Niko is that he isn't really relatable, whereas Mike, Franklin and Trevor in GTA V all have a "common man" aspect about them that makes them easy to like and relate to.

So guys, i've been banned from masturbating by my boyfriend becuase a few weeks ago i couldn't get it up a few times and we think its because i masturbate too often. Now i'm thinking of sex every 0.5 seconds, my groin is constantly tingling, my leg is bouncing out of frustration and my random boners are like ROCK SOLID..... Sadly enough this is only from monday morning when we frick fracked. We don't live together but i'm seeing him tonight, he lives with his parents so we can't do anything till bed time but omg i'm just here basically counting down the minutes until i get to release haha. I don't care if its blow,handy or actual frick frack!

I have been too stressed out lately to get myself off or even get horny. Now stick it to your boyfriend by blowing it all over his face.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45607208]I have been too stressed out lately to get myself off or even get horny. Now stick it to your boyfriend by blowing it all over his face.[/QUOTE] I also think that might have been the problem too but the masturbating didn't help either. I've been stressed about money and my car recently. but its all sorted now.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45605599]well i mean if you see a post and the first sentence is GTA'S STORY and you keep reading without wanting it spoiled youre asking for trouble[/QUOTE] Pretty much this. I thought of adding spoiler tags but it'd take up the bulk of the post and the point from get go was a critique of the game's story so it sort of felt it was implied, sorry if i ruined anything for you though Vil.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45606787] I hope it's fine to just dump that here. I don't really go to the TG thread anymore.[/QUOTE] Any reason not to go to the CD/TG thread is a good one. I, for one, feel that it's okay if you dump stuff here.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45608086]Any reason not to go to the CD/TG thread is a good one. I, for one, feel that it's okay if you dump stuff here.[/QUOTE] I hold no ill-will to the thread, just I wouldn't want to be someone looking for help and going there if I am honest. Also for the curious, the outfit looks exactly like [URL="http://www.thereone.com/Maid-Costume-Cute-Alice-Jumpsuit-Puff-Skirt-Maid-Costume-bmz_cache-4-4d6a671ca862f27320ff9ca22f0ced5b.image.350x443.jpg"]this[/URL]. I get the little head thing too.

went swimming for the first time this summer, was real nice

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;45609138]went swimming for the first time this summer, was real nice[/QUOTE] I wanna go swimming >:

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45606787] I don't really go to the TG thread anymore.[/QUOTE] B-but we miss you :(

Drama from it keeps spilling into here every now and then.

I can't swim. [QUOTE=JgcxCub;45609241]B-but we miss you :([/QUOTE] I doubt it.

[QUOTE=JgcxCub;45609241]B-but we miss you :([/QUOTE] [B]BFAHAHAHA[/B] What a fucking joke. That thread is nothing but a cesspit for trash to collect and fester. The less users that return to it, the better, it's a goddamn mess. I'd rather ask for trans advice from some meth-head downtown. I'd get better and faster answers than from that fuckheap we call the CD/TG thread.

So, has anybody here got a body target goal? When for? What is it?

[QUOTE=greeley;45609389]So, has anybody here got a body target goal? When for? What is it?[/QUOTE] Body target goal? Like, weightloss or something?

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45609398]Body target goal? Like, weightloss or something?[/QUOTE] Anything. Weight loss, muscle gain, weight gain.... ANYTHING!

[QUOTE=greeley;45609405]Anything. Weight loss, muscle gain, weight gain.... ANYTHING![/QUOTE] I'm pushing for slightly more slender, roughly 145. At 150 right now, which is pretty bad. Also my ass is too big.

[QUOTE=greeley;45609389]So, has anybody here got a body target goal? When for? What is it?[/QUOTE] Does growing out my hair count? Mine has grown longer than shoulder-length now.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45609434]Does growing out my hair count? Mine is past my shoulder's now.[/QUOTE] I get a jewfro if I try to grow my hair out, it's reaaaally annoying :v:

I'm trying to get to at least 100kg in muscle. So far im at 84kg, i'm eating loads trying to do some calorie intake. Can't wait to start going beast mode at the gym.

I want to get my hair to a point I like it, the fringe is a pain in the ass because my hair is so thin :v: When it's long, it parts down the side / middle. If you cut it short, it looks like shit and out of place

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;45609138]went swimming for the first time this summer, was real nice[/QUOTE] I went swimming for the first time at midnight in the middle of winter a week or two ago.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45609521]I went swimming for the first time at midnight in the middle of winter a week or two ago.[/QUOTE] Sounds like the start of Jaws.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45609377][B]BFAHAHAHA[/B] What a fucking joke. That thread is nothing but a cesspit for trash to collect and fester. The less users that return to it, the better, it's a goddamn mess. I'd rather ask for trans advice from some meth-head downtown. I'd get better and faster answers than from that fuckheap we call the CD/TG thread.[/QUOTE] these kind of posts make me think no one wants you there either

I'm sure (he she w/e)'ll apologize later and make some excuses for their angry shitpost as per usual.

Someone clearly isn't getting any.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45609377][B]BFAHAHAHA[/B] What a fucking joke. That thread is nothing but a cesspit for trash to collect and fester. The less users that return to it, the better, it's a goddamn mess. I'd rather ask for trans advice from some meth-head downtown. I'd get better and faster answers than from that fuckheap we call the CD/TG thread.[/QUOTE] Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat...

Got lovebites from my bf yesterday and now I can't go outside because the bruises are on my neck gg [sp]worth it tho[/sp]