Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

How did you explain to your parents the tremendous amount of Anime pillows

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45712729]How did you explain to your parents the tremendous amount of Anime pillows[/QUOTE] I didn't.

[QUOTE=Reagy;45712680]You know you don't have to tell them if you don't wanna.[/QUOTE] Sometimes it's better they find out from you than find out the hard way. It really depends though. I live with my parents, so if I ever wanted to date a guy without having to lie about what I'm doing, telling them is the only way possible.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45712850]Sometimes it's better they find out from you than find out the hard way.[/QUOTE] The hard way is not reading the shipping label and opening up your Bad Dragon package thinking it's something for them.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45712859]The hard way is not reading the shipping label and opening up your Bad Dragon package thinking it's something for them.[/QUOTE] I actually found a solution to that called not buying dragon dongs

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45712877]I actually found a solution to that called not buying dragon dongs[/QUOTE] how do we do that

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45712859]The hard way is not reading the shipping label and opening up your Bad Dragon package thinking it's something for them.[/QUOTE]or walking in on you blowing a guy

[QUOTE=TehWhale;45712933]or walking in on you blowing a guy[/QUOTE] Nah my mom wouldn't give a fuck.

She'd be like "can I join in?" it'd be one of your hot milf Japanese Anime fantasies

[QUOTE=TehWhale;45712933]or walking in on you blowing a guy[/QUOTE] that story makes me giggle to this very day :v: [editline]16th August 2014[/editline] on topic: I flat out told my parents, they both didn't give a shit (my mom placed bets on it actually :( ) and then what's funny is that they were surprised when I introduced them to my girlfriend (or rather, explained over phone when she saw pictures of the trip I was on heh)

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45713241]it could be even better. walking in on bro jobs? [sp]bro jobs are best jobs, this you can not deny[/sp][/QUOTE] BRO JOB CHOO CHOO [sp]not going to lie I feel like the ghost from that one ghost blow job comic because every time someone says bro job I feel it necessary to say that and now I question why I do that every time[/sp]

[IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/zEcs2hp.jpg?1[/IMG_thumb] I took so long because I have never posted a publicly available image of myself on a forum before and I am paranoid of identity theft or something (based on a picture[?], it's pretty irrational. You should see my facebook I don't even use my real name; people think my name is something it isn't.) I like my new haircut. Also what are these parents walking in on blowjob stories. How do you deal with something like that. Why were you having blowjobs whilst your parents were there. These are things that seem crazy to me.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45713696]okay my story at least, first bf, we're over at my place whilst their out and we're getting into things. Dad comes home super early to give me some burger king, walks in on me and bf. Lunch was pretty awkward I'll say that. [editline]17th August 2014[/editline] also nice hair[/QUOTE] I am going to call this story Blowjob Before Burgers.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45713672] How do you deal with something like that. Why were you having blowjobs whilst your parents were there. These are things that seem crazy to me.[/QUOTE] It happened to me once. We were in 3 and my mom came home earlier than usual and as soon as I heard her coming upstairs I pretended I was feeling sick and made weird noises. The other two guys ran to my mom telling her I wasn't feeling well. She insisted on getting me to the hospital but I said it wasn't necessary, and to this day she doesn't suspect a thing. Barely got away with it :v:

[QUOTE=Xieneus;45711181]Montana is nice[/QUOTE] I took pictures there

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45713721]I am going to call this story Blowjob Before Burgers.[/QUOTE] BJ's Burgers

Was about to head to bed but a friend came online. We usually play Dota 2 every night so I drank a can of Dr. Pepper to keep me awake. Turns out he doesn't want to play, so I'm going to watch videos on youtube until this caffeine wears off.

The risk of getting caught is half the fun for some people

[QUOTE=Xieneus;45711181]Montana is nice[/QUOTE] pics

Whoever thought of building a hotel on top of a fucking supermarket and restaurants was a bloody genius I just made a round trip of getting a burger and a green tea frappe in around 5 minutes back to my room

[QUOTE=GhostProject;45714041]pics[/QUOTE] Would post but the cell service is garbage in east Glacier. No WiFi either

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45713672][IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/zEcs2hp.jpg?1[/IMG_thumb] I took so long because I have never posted a publicly available image of myself on a forum before and I am paranoid of identity theft or something (based on a picture[?], it's pretty irrational. You should see my facebook I don't even use my real name; people think my name is something it isn't.) I like my new haircut. Also what are these parents walking in on blowjob stories. How do you deal with something like that. Why were you having blowjobs whilst your parents were there. These are things that seem crazy to me.[/QUOTE] Dear god I don't know why but you look nothing like I thought you would. I thought you were gonna be all chiseled but you're a qtpi

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45713672]You should see my facebook I don't even use my real name; people think my name is something it isn't.)[/QUOTE] You're still on my mobile contacts as gerbe. Are you telling me gerbe isn't your real name?

I saw Guardians of the Galaxy for a second time. I like it even more now. Makes me want to finish watching Firefly. But that's only for emergencies! Instead I will try reading the comics. [QUOTE=eurocracy;45716196]Dear god I don't know why but you look nothing like I thought you would. I thought you were gonna be all chiseled but you're a qtpi[/QUOTE] I wish I was all chiseled. I need to start taking care of myself, I will have all the diseases when I am older. Actually, to reduce my alleged qtpi-ness massively, I am already suffering the side effects of not taking care of myself (I think) I have a strange rash on my hands and forehead and I think it might be on my eyelids. I am going to the doctors as soon as I can get an appointment. [QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45716208]You're still on my mobile contacts as gerbe. Are you telling me gerbe isn't your real name?[/QUOTE] Uh... uhm... n-no! It's gerbe. For sure. (I have long ago capitulated to the internet's desire to have my name be gerbe when it is clearly [I]clearly[/I] gerbel. The 1 is an L).

Love lightning pictures (Ignore watermark, people have been stealing my images) [t]https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3924/14760037770_05c995dfe2_k.jpg[/t]

Walk into the local fruit & veg shoppe and get a bag of grapes, only have £1.50, they cost £2.30, teller says, "It's fine, you can leave it in later!"... I live perhaps a half mile away and I don't have a car. I CAN NEVER GO BACK THERE.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45714024]Was about to head to bed but a friend came online. We usually play Dota 2 every night so I drank a can of Dr. Pepper to keep me awake. Turns out he doesn't want to play, so I'm going to watch videos on youtube until this caffeine wears off.[/QUOTE] I don't understand how people have such low caffine tolerance. All caffine does is give me slightly better reactions while playing videogames. I don't feel energetic or wired or anything and it doesn't keep me awake. In a move of desperation I drank like five 5 hour energies pretty much in a row so I could stay awake for packing my shit the day before I deployed. All that happened was my heart rate went through the roof and my hands shook a lot. I didn't feel more awake, and in fact after I was done packing I just layed down and knocked right out like normal, heart racing and everything. On topic of coming out to my parents, I haven't yet. I'm mainly afraid of what my father and brother will think of it, but I realize I have nothing to lose. I've put so much distance between my family and I that I've pretty much banished myself, hiding the fact I'm gay. I'm going to muster up my courage and when I'm done with this deployment I'll try to sit them all down and announce it. If I'm accepted, great, I can get closer to my family and be more open with my life to them. If not, nothing's going to change anyway since I've been so secluded. Another thing I didn't want to happen is change, I didn't want to be treated differently or have them think differently of me. But another thing I realized while in the Army is that change happens all the time regardless for better or for worse. Change happened when I signed the document, swearing my life for four years to the Army. Change happened when I chose my MOS, Infantry. Change happened when I deployed. The person I was just a year ago isn't the same person I am today. And fuck it. If my family can't deal with it I always have my brothers in arms.

[QUOTE=Animosus;45716627]Love lightning pictures (Ignore watermark, people have been stealing my images) [t]https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3924/14760037770_05c995dfe2_k.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] That purple is beautiful! Was it actually like that, or is that post?

[QUOTE=KorJax;45717134]That purple is beautiful! Was it actually like that, or is that post?[/QUOTE] It's a white balance thing, you can change the color of an image between cyan and meganta and blue and orange to compensate for the effects of changing light conditions (green tinted office lights, orange indoor lights, blue twilight light, etc) by keeping the colors "correct" so the scene isn't all one overpowering color cast (how your eyes would see the scene). It's used for artistic effect sometimes.

Hey guys I figure id post a question here because some of you seem to have really sound advice. So I've been with my BF for little over a year now, we have gotten to know each other really well. Recently though, I just haven't been as attracted to him as I used to be. The little quirks in his personality, which I used to find cute, now just annoy me. I feel like we aren't as compatible as I believed us to be and its kind of a big problem for me now. Also recently I met this chick at the liquor store near my work. Now I have always been attracted to both women and men, but up until this point in our relationship I have never met someone male or female that I actually had to stop myself from trying to get to know. I really don't understand what about this girl that attracts me SO MUCH, its really a mystery to me. That being said, I am in a pickle. I dont want to leave my BF just because ive found someone else, but these new feelings I have for this girl are so strong, and the feelings I have for him just aren't the same. Another problem is that he wants to marry me someday, I always said that if it came to that somewhere down the line I wouldn't mind it, but we would have to make sure we were compatible first. Now im not so sure and the real problem I have with just breaking up with him is that I know for a fact that he would become extremely depressed and suicidal. He has always said that if he lost me he would jump off a bridge/crash his car etc. He is coming over today and for the sake of fairness and honesty I am going to tell him about my infatuation with this woman, but beyond that I have no idea what im going to do. So what do?