Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Mysterious;45719633]No you shouldn't. Only post about cars, coffee, or blowjobs.[/QUOTE] Yes, more of these

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45718498]Saying "be my boyfriend/husband or I'll kill myself" is so fucked.[/QUOTE] It's emotional abuse, no sense beating around the bush describing it.

[QUOTE=Gar;45719669]Yes, more of these[/QUOTE] [sp]I was actually being a cheeky bastard :v[/sp]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;45719552]If it's not Zilla with the Godzilla posts[/QUOTE] [img]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o306/WmHohenzollern/godzilla_2000.jpg[/img]

YEAH YOU HEARD ME

[T][/T][QUOTE=Mysterious;45719686][sp]I was actually being a cheeky bastard :v[/sp][/QUOTE] Oh. *ahem* Yes, so was I. *cough cough* yep.

Tbh, I hate coffee, don't know anything about cars, and have never received/given a blowjob. Does that make me uncool?

[QUOTE=Mysterious;45719722]Tbh, I hate coffee, don't know anything about cars, and have never received/given a blowjob. Does that make me uncool?[/QUOTE] [Viva intensifies] Run.

Espresso's pretty nice though... I've had americano twice now but then again even though i like coffee (used to hate it), i actually don't care much if it's good or bad (with the exception of reheated).

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45719672]It's emotional abuse, no sense beating around the bush describing it.[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's what I said in the post before that.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;45719722]Tbh, I hate coffee, don't know anything about cars, and have never received/given a blowjob. Does that make me uncool?[/QUOTE] I hate coffee, cars go from a to b, blowjobs can taste bad. Not missing out on much.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;45719722]Tbh, I hate coffee, don't know anything about cars, and have never received/given a blowjob. Does that make me uncool?[/QUOTE] I hate coffee, only know a bit about cars, always wanted to give a blowjob. We can be friends!

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45720121]I hate coffee, only know a bit about cars, always wanted to give a blowjob. We can be friends![/QUOTE] Sure! I'm not offering any blowjob related activities though :v:

Coffee's nice, I like Dodge Chargers, [sp]Blowjobs are okay I guess[/sp]

coffee is good, cars are whatever, im good at head

Coffee is nectar, cars are cool, giving/receiving head is fun

[QUOTE=Reagy;45720084]I hate coffee, cars go from a to b, [b]blowjobs can taste bad.[/b] Not missing out on much.[/QUOTE]maybe you should pick who you're sucking off more rigorously

I fucking hate coffee, American cars have more attitude than your shitty Japanese econobox(except for Chevys, they're pretty shit all round), circumcised dick tastes better than uncircumcised. [editline]17th August 2014[/editline] Oh and braces make blowjobs a lot more difficult than they need to be.

[QUOTE=TehWhale;45720295]maybe you should pick who you're sucking off more rigorously[/QUOTE] rude

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;45720315]rude[/QUOTE] wash that dick yo

Shots fired Well I guess not since dirty dicks don't really make you wanna finish people off

A blowjob in itself probably should never taste bad unless they're unclean. Cum on the other hand...

Hahaha oh god I just dug myself into a hole didn't I.

I pretty much ony receive head, does that make me a bad person? [sp]or secretly straight[/sp] :v:

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;45720452]I pretty much ony receive head, does that make me a bad person? [sp]or secretly straight[/sp] :v:[/QUOTE] You're missing out bro

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45718498]Saying "be my boyfriend/husband or I'll kill myself" is so fucked.[/QUOTE] My ex said he was going to kill himself when I broke up with him. ._.

[QUOTE=TehWhale;45720415]A blowjob in itself probably should never taste bad unless they're unclean. Cum on the other hand...[/QUOTE] First's always the worst.

I dunno, the first blowjob I gave was pretty good, except for the part we had to stop early because someone almost caught us

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45720168]Coffee's nice [/QUOTE] Uhuh. Okay. [QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45720168] [sp]Blowjobs are okay I guess[/sp] [/QUOTE] You're not wrong. [QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45720168] I like Dodge Chargers, [/QUOTE] THE FUCK YOU SAY

[QUOTE=Saza;45720667]THE FUCK YOU SAY[/QUOTE] I like Dodge Chargers They be nice lookin' cars