Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

So i broke up with him. That was the hardest thing ive ever had to do, i really loved him, he was crying and begging me to say it was just all a joke. He said I ripped out his heart.....I feel like i ripped mine out as well. Well time to get some sleep, and see where my dreams take me.... Hopefully its far away from here....

[QUOTE=TehWhale;45722003]I feel like the only one that prefers Mercedes' [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1439918/Photo%20Jun%2010%2C%206%2041%2047%20PM.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] I like Mercedes, but I could never afford to actually get one. I wish my car was pink.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45722905]And blowjobs won't be half as bad. :v:[/QUOTE] [I]"At starbucks, our coffee is 100% pure penis extract. We use nothing but the best in our blends to satisfy our customers' needs."[/I]

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45722963][I]"At starbucks, our coffee is 100% pure penis extract. We use nothing but the best in our blends to satisfy our customers' needs."[/I][/QUOTE] Blending dicks... :v:

[QUOTE=Vilusia;45722103]So how is everyone tonight?[/QUOTE] I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver [t]http://33.media.tumblr.com/da59a11490cf8f27d7c8ffde2b84ff6c/tumblr_na3h956t1G1sobylfo1_500.jpg[/t]

Bowser's gonna have back problems from constantly standing like that.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45718298]Just from the earlier posts it seemed negative[/QUOTE] Its not negative. When you first date someone its an exciting and new thing to be intimate with that person. Eventually, as time goes on that relationship high simmers down to more (reasonable) levels. Where its less about wanting to be around someone every waking moment and do everything with them, and more about showing a deep understand and care to support each other as a relationship. Its a wonderful thing and something that I'd consider actual "love" over the honeymoon phase, which isn't love to me - its infatuation and excitement as you explore getting to know each other. Actual "deep down" love comes after. Sometimes its right at the point where the honeymoon phase simmers down that you realize that you aren't long term compatible even if you still really like someone as a person. [editline]18th August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=FacepunchZen;45722712]So i broke up with him. That was the hardest thing ive ever had to do, i really loved him, he was crying and begging me to say it was just all a joke. He said I ripped out his heart.....I feel like i ripped mine out as well. Well time to get some sleep, and see where my dreams take me.... Hopefully its far away from here....[/QUOTE] Stay strong man, its never easy for anyone. Trust me I know. This doesn't mean you have to drop him off the face of the earth, but use your best judgement to determine if thats a good idea or not to at least keep some kind of contact with him. Being open with him about how it hurts you too can do wonders to making both of you not feel alone, and be more accepting of it.

I'd say usually cutting contact is a necessary evil.

I'm pretty bad at the honeymoon phase. I'm still learning to relationship. I'm basically a pop-culture 16 year old in a 20 year old's body (pop-culture says it's around 14-16 that you start with the dating and the relationships and I started with that - as in even gave it any thought - when I was 19). Also coffee: I only ever drank coffee once and that was because I thought it was hot chocolate, I immediately threw it in the bin. Cars: I like cars, they can be cool. I know nothing about them except Nissan Micras are laughable and I die a little inside whenever one overtakes me and also I want a Suzuki Swift (according to my friend only teenage girls drive this car so that ties in with the first part of this post). Blowjobs: please do not use slang terms for them other than blowjob. Either say oral sex or blowjob. If you say "bj" for anything other than a joke it makes me sad. If you say [sp]blowie[/sp] or [sp]gobbie[/sp] (like seriously they just sound horrible) for any reason other than to deplore how terrible they are as words then I am also sad. By all means say "he/she licked my dick" or "I will suck you off" just do not ever say "I owe you a [sp]gobbie[/sp] for that" Eugh. People do that all the time in Australia I dunno if it is something done anywhere else. /rant

I have literally never heard of blowie or gobbie being used in a sentence, ever.

Some Australian-isms should not exist

I got con crud or something and have felt like shit the last few days. Feeling better now since I've been taking dayquil (generic brand at least) and a daily vitamin. Going to actually take the vitamin daily from now on too, it'll probably help me in the long run since my diet is generally imbalanced.

Do you accept bisexuals here?

[QUOTE=Tobin;45723828]Do you accept bisexuals here?[/QUOTE] What do you think I am? <3

[QUOTE=Tobin;45723828]Do you accept bisexuals here?[/QUOTE] I hope so otherwise I'm in trouble. Mmmmmmmm... perky tits....

[QUOTE=Seiteki;45723761]I got con crud or something and have felt like shit the last few days. Feeling better now since I've been taking dayquil (generic brand at least) and a daily vitamin. Going to actually take the vitamin daily from now on too, it'll probably help me in the long run since my diet is generally imbalanced.[/QUOTE] My daily calorie need is around 2000, so I try to eat 1500 or less. However it's hard to balance, since that's usually 1 1/2 to 2 meals if you stretch it.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45723880]My daily calorie need is around 2000, so I try to eat 1500 or less. However it's hard to balance, since that's usually 1 1/2 to 2 meals if you stretch it.[/QUOTE] I manage calorie-wise. I just meant that I tend to not get all the necessary food groups/vitamins/etc in my daily diet.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;45723974]I manage calorie-wise. I just meant that I tend to not get all the necessary food groups/vitamins/etc in my daily diet.[/QUOTE] Oh I don't either, but as long as you stay under your calorie limit, it almost makes up for it.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45723842]What do you think I am? <3[/QUOTE] A squid.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45723986]Oh I don't either, but as long as you stay under your calorie limit, it almost makes up for it.[/QUOTE] Not if you're actually trying to manage a healthy body, it doesn't? Staying under your calorie limit != being healthy. Whereas losing weight doesn't mean your body is healthy, either.

I hate how people think that looking healthy = actually being healthy You can be a scrawny little shit and still be healthier than a ripped as fuck bodybuilder.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45724766]Why that [I]might[/I] be true I don't think you could estimate someone's health with out extensive tests. Example. You could be a big person and still lift more then a lightweight wrestler. There's more to it then that.[/QUOTE] I never said you couldn't?

An informal study done by penn and teller for their show (Penn and teller BS) shown that fat people who exercise regularly are more healthy and fit than thin people who don't. If i were to make a guess, i may even say that because of the greater pressure to burn fat/exercise, many fat people are actually more healthy than skinny people. But it's still up to how much exercise you get though, imo.

I'm incredibly skinny and I am unhealthy as shit.

I'm the exact opposite :s

Here we go with a bit of TMI but ahh well i want an opinion. So i hadn't bottomed for a while with my BF. He'd been the bottom for the last few weeks to a month. And normally i enjoy bottoming as much as i do topping but this time it felt "meh". I dunno if this has happened to anyone else? I'm hoping that it was just a one time thing and i'll be pack to liking it again.

[QUOTE=greeley;45724958]Here we go with a bit of TMI but ahh well i want an opinion. So i hadn't bottomed for a while with my BF. He'd been the bottom for the last few weeks to a month. And normally i enjoy bottoming as much as i do topping but this time it felt "meh". I dunno if this has happened to anyone else? I'm hoping that it was just a one time thing and i'll be pack to liking it again.[/QUOTE] I get that way some times. Most of the time I prefer topping but for a few months I was almost purely a bottom. More recently I've switched back again. I doubt you've become a permanent top.

I don't even know what topping and bottoming involves. I mean I gather one is on top and one is on the bottom but other than that I have no idea what I'd rather be or how different they are.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45725040]I don't even know what topping and bottoming involves. I mean I gather one is on top and one is on the bottom but other than that I have no idea what I'd rather be or how different they are.[/QUOTE] Bottom - Pleasure directly to the prostate. Top - Just like masturbating but with someone else!

It's slang for saying who's taking it up the rear (bottom) and who's doing it (top), in reference to anal sex.