Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=GhostProject;45730473]The bacon is the ham you gottdang camadian[/QUOTE] where is the pancake and waffles and my maple syrup?

[QUOTE=GhostProject;45730473]The bacon is the ham you gottdang camadian[/QUOTE] camadians are weird

[QUOTE=Xieneus;45730665]camadians are weird[/QUOTE] Never trust a comedian.

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;45730634][img]http://imgkk.com/i/ekp0.jpg[/img] paging birdmarde [editline]18th August 2014[/editline] shit this didn't have to be at the top of the page[/QUOTE] You don't see me looking for the most underage dragon porn possible saying paging fishy

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45731048]You don't see me looking for the most underage dragon porn possible saying paging fishy[/QUOTE] thats because you dont care for him the way he does bb

Wait why did you buy that isn't it literally just actual birds making out

There's this guy with a severe mental disability who keeps coming to our door at 8AM and 3PM every weekday asking for juice, pop, or water. It started a few months ago when me and my mom came home from a doctor's appointment and he just asked for a juice box. We ran out of juice boxes one day and my mom tried to explain to him that we don't buy juice anymore but he comes back the next day and my father decides to give him soda when my mom told him not to give him anything which pissed all of us off. We started to not answer the door anymore for 2 weeks but today he just kept fucking ringing that thing until I had to answer it and give him water. Any advice on how to deal with this?

Stop harassing your parents for soda [sp]But seriously just ignore him eventually he'll go away. like dont even answer the door[/sp]

Ugh, I'm so sick of my boss never communicating incredibly basic things to me. My boss takes more vacations than Notch did when he was making minecraft (literally every other week) so he leaves me to manage his buisness and his office for him. Normally this is no big deal, I'm good at my job, except for last monday and this monday he's supposed to come back in and of course he doesn't and he gives me no notification of this. There was nothing for me to do at all today considering I got everything done in his absence last week but since I'm not a financial advisor I can't create new buisness for him, only manage all of his present operations when he's gone. He can never take 5 seconds to at least email me or call me saying he's not gonna be in. I could've had a long weekend which would've been nice considering I've been awake since 3 am since I have insomnia, but nope. I still got paid for doing nothing, but I hate that because I go crazy when there's nothing to do.

At least you got paid, man. Still sucks that he couldn't bother to email in though.

Are there a lot of gays at furry conventions and events?

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;45732612]Are there a lot of gays at furry conventions and events?[/QUOTE] It doesn't take a furry to realize that yeah, there are. A lot of them.

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;45732612]Are there a lot of gays at furry conventions and events?[/QUOTE] why wouldn't there be?

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;45732612]Are there a lot of gays at furry conventions and events?[/QUOTE] this question can only lead to terrible things

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45731215]There's this guy with a severe mental disability who keeps coming to our door at 8AM and 3PM every weekday asking for juice, pop, or water. It started a few months ago when me and my mom came home from a doctor's appointment and he just asked for a juice box. We ran out of juice boxes one day and my mom tried to explain to him that we don't buy juice anymore but he comes back the next day and my father decides to give him soda when my mom told him not to give him anything which pissed all of us off. We started to not answer the door anymore for 2 weeks but today he just kept fucking ringing that thing until I had to answer it and give him water. Any advice on how to deal with this?[/QUOTE] Honestly ignore him, if it's such a problem contact his caretakers and explain to them and to stop him from doing it.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45731396]Stop harassing your parents for soda [sp]But seriously just ignore him eventually he'll go away. like dont even answer the door[/sp][/QUOTE] You're disgusting. Did you just read until that soda part so you could pull that epic zinger? We tried ignoring him, but he just mashes the door bell like someone is going to get him.

Man fuck off I'd have done the same thing regardless of who posted it the setup was perfect. I mean I even replied to the god damn question

[QUOTE=Fhenexx;45732627]It doesn't take a furry to realize that yeah, there are. A lot of them.[/QUOTE] maybe i should go to a furry convention or event then.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45732803]Man fuck off I'd have done the same thing regardless of who posted it the setup was perfect. I mean I even replied to the god damn question[/QUOTE] How was that a perfect setup? "We started to not answer the door anymore for 2 weeks but today he just kept fucking ringing that thing until I had to answer it and give him water." How is that a perfect setup? Unless I have some sort of personality disorder I don't understand. Idk it wasn't a funny joke.

That's a possibility.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45732933]How was that a perfect setup? "We started to not answer the door anymore for 2 weeks but today he just kept fucking ringing that thing until I had to answer it and give him water." How is that a perfect setup? [B]Unless I have some sort of personality disorder I don't understand.[/B][/QUOTE] Plot twist: turns out you're the one who keeps ringing the door-bell asking for drinks, as you suffer from split-personality disorder

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;45732992]Plot twist: turns out you're the one who keeps ringing the door-bell asking for drinks, as you suffer from split-personality disorder[/QUOTE] well shit that explains why I make dumb decisions half the time in video games

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45732933]How was that a perfect setup? "We started to not answer the door anymore for 2 weeks but today he just kept fucking ringing that thing until I had to answer it and give him water." How is that a perfect setup? Unless I have some sort of personality disorder I don't understand. Idk it wasn't a funny joke.[/QUOTE] what the fuck are you even going on about. like do I seriously have to explain everything step by step ?

stop

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45733141]what the fuck are you even going on about. like do I seriously have to explain everything step by step ?[/QUOTE] I'm saying it really wasn't that funny, imo. I mistook it as just an insult because originally it was just that and you didn't even offer any actual advice until you edited it after I gave you a box and you've also flamed some people in the past. Sorry for being quick to judge. I'm being really silly right now.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45731396]Stop harassing your parents for soda [sp]But seriously just ignore him eventually he'll go away. like dont even answer the door[/sp][/QUOTE] Stop being a jackass [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45732698]You're disgusting. Did you just read until that soda part so you could pull that epic zinger? We tried ignoring him, but he just mashes the door bell like someone is going to get him.[/QUOTE] Stop picking fights Goddamn just go to PMs, for fuck's sake.

u [del]2[/del] 3 ladies are [del]both[/del] all beautiful

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45733416]Stop being a jackass Stop picking fights Goddamn just go to PMs, for fuck's sake.[/QUOTE] Stop acting like you have a moral high ground

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45733542]Gay Chat: Let's beat each other up edition.[/QUOTE] Again

i could take you all in a fight lets go