Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

But when the bots are at the door, and you hit the lights, that's a jump scare. And when you swap cameras and see them posed in a new way, that's sort of a jump scare.

fuck Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, I'll see you guys at Weenie Hut Jr's

Today I have gone thirty days without playing a video game. No PC games, no console games, no mobile games, no flash games, no social media games. I can't say if this is a good thing or not. I don't expect I'll play a video game for a long time now. [editline]21st August 2014[/editline] I didn't even mean to do this. It just happened. I have so many other things to do all the time.

Five Nights at Freddy's has too much really good build up for such cheap jump scares.

So just test drove two yaris's today Really kind of sold on em, nice little car. Both are way over valued though, the first one less so First guy wants $7700 for a 2007 model (8 years old) with 109K miles. Everything was in excellent condition but tires will need replaced in 20K miles and the battery had corrosion on it. Plus, no cruise control so that's going to be an aftermarket install of $500 or so (looked up guides on how to do it- lol yeah right). If I can talk him down to $5600-$6000 (near max bluebook value of the car) I think I might be sold on it but the age+milage combo worries me. Second guys' car was literally perfect, had cruise control and everything and no issues with tires/battery or whatever. It was also a newer model at 2011. But it still had 75K miles, so that was the real kicker value wise, but its still not too many miles. Problem? Dude wanted an astronomical $10,500 for it - thats more than what dealers are offering [I]last year's[/I] model for near the same miles. He tried to butter it up while I was driving, saying it was a brand new car and not having the odometer turned on, because a car from 3 years ago with almost 100K miles is totally brand new. So I figured it was just an unrealistically high number right? I say I'm willing to buy for the full blue book value at $8K, and usually I find bluebook value overvalues cars so I never offer to buy a the full value except on special occasions. Quickly denies me as if I just mega-lowballed him, then pulls the whole "this is the only car like this, and its the market determines the value!!" line. Shame I know for a fact he has no market when even a dealership is beating him. Kind of a shame the perfect car I've been looking for is owned by a total sleazeball who is clearly trying to sell it at a hyper inflated price just so he can totally pay off his loan+interest charges on it and still make a quick buck

[QUOTE=latin_geek;45752369]I'm late for desktops [t]http://i.imgur.com/RJXFTra.jpg[/t] Even if you do streaming it is illegal, I never understood why that matters to people[/QUOTE] I got into a long argument with someone about this, they actually thought streaming is totally different from downloading the torrent. [editline]21st August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Gray001;45753494]My friends called me a pirate when we were playing D&D. I made them walk the plank. >:V![/QUOTE] In the current D&D campaign I'm playing the rest of the party almost made [i]me[/i] walk the plank because we had just overthrew the pirates that took us captive, and couldn't decide who should be elected captain so we had a vote with ballots, and the rest of the prisoner NPCs would vote as well. Well, long story short I tried to rig the election because I'm a neutral evil rouge. No one was happy when that scandal came to light. :v:

[QUOTE=Slade Xanthas;45754399]Toyotas and Hondas in general sit on a very high resale price. You'd probably find better luck getting something a little more dated (don't get a first gen Fit unless you want to play with silicone all day, and not the kind you put down under).[/QUOTE] I know, but the Yaris is the only car like it that I can find for under $10K. I won't go for fits (hideous). The Mazda2's are perfect for my needs but they are so new of a make/model that I simply cannot find any of them within a 200mile radius that aren't brand new and aren't automatic if I want to pay less than $10K Really, I mostly want a sub-compact hatchback with good MPG and runs manual. Cruise control is either a must or able to be installed aftermarket. I don't mind going for early 2000's that fit this bill as long as the milage and price is right but my problem is cars like this simply weren't seemingly made until the past few years. The 07 yaris is the earliest year I can find a subcompact hatchback manual with good MPG without it being super old. It needs to be a practical car that will likely last the full length of my loan term without me having to do any real serious work to it. The problem is a lot of the cars I find that fit that bill, are only available in recent models (1-2 years old) so the price is $12K+. I'd just go for the recent model if I had a great job, but I don't. I just have a great credit score, a good amount of money saved up, a good part time job, and some government money coming in left over from school.

[QUOTE=Slade Xanthas;45754488]oh desktops I like those too [t]http://i.imgur.com/Cvx6v8k.jpg[/t] Ford Fiesta?[/QUOTE] A Fiesta is going to be too new and out of his price range I think. A first gen Focus may fit the bill, but you need to find a hatch manual that's survived the past 10 years since the second gen didn't have a hatch model in the US.

[QUOTE=KorJax;45754477]I know, but the Yaris is the only car like it that I can find for under $10K. I won't go for fits (hideous). The Mazda2's are perfect for my needs but they are so new of a make/model that I simply cannot find any of them within a 200mile radius that aren't brand new and aren't automatic if I want to pay less than $10K Really, I mostly want a sub-compact hatchback with good MPG and runs manual. Cruise control is either a must or able to be installed aftermarket. I don't mind going for early 2000's that fit this bill as long as the milage and price is right but my problem is cars like this simply weren't seemingly made until the past few years. The 07 yaris is the earliest year I can find a subcompact hatchback manual with good MPG without it being super old. It needs to be a practical car that will likely last the full length of my loan term without me having to do any real serious work to it. The problem is a lot of the cars I find that fit that bill, are only available in recent models (1-2 years old) so the price is $12K+. I'd just go for the recent model if I had a great job, but I don't. I just have a great credit score, a good amount of money saved up, a good part time job, and some government money coming in left over from school.[/QUOTE] What about a Fiesta? [editline]20th August 2014[/editline] I should refresh more often, dammit. [editline]20th August 2014[/editline] So in other news, an incredibly unbelievably good looking guy told me I was beautiful today and told me to text him. I'm afraid to now because nobody that good looking has ever even looked at me without wanting something.

I don't really care for the fiesta, or Fords for that matter. All of my co-workers who've owned fords have had nothing but problems with them here and wasn't a huge fan of a fiesta that a co-worker recently bought either.

get a Prius

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45754646]get a Prius[/QUOTE] Get your anus penetrated by a pineapple.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45754655]Get your anus penetrated by a pineapple.[/QUOTE] The Prius is actually a really good car it's just more expensive than other cars in its class

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45754702]The Prius is actually a really good car it's just more expensive than other cars in its class[/QUOTE] No, it isn't. It's a shit uninspired box of dreariness that only complete gullible morons would ever choose over a different hybrid like a C-Max or Fusion or Carolla or Camry or Civic or Accord or any other one. It's completely uninspired to drive, relatively poor for the environment, and the most piousy piece of snobware ever to blight the earth. Prius drivers make Apple fanboys look like well adjusted individuals who respect other peoples' opinions. Visibility is dreadful, the load capacity is not impressive, the seats are back-breaking, and the fact remains that it's so much more expensive than the competitors without offering anything other than a giant gallon of piousness.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45754702]The Prius is actually a really good car it's just more expensive than other cars in its class[/QUOTE] HhahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA [B]NO.[/B] It's an absolutely fucking terrible abomination of a car with a pseudo-eco-friendly attitude, the damn thing is more damaging to the environment than some 1960's muscle car. It's boring, has shit handling, is terrible to drive, the suspension is a joke, the interior is cheap plastic, it gets shit mpg for what it is and lastly the batteries in the fucker are a plague to the environment and will only last a small amount of years before needing to be replaced.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45754655]Get your anus penetrated by a pineapple.[/QUOTE] Does the pineapple come standard with the car or not?

Faster cars don't automatically mean cooler cars. One of my friends cars is a granny mobile (AWD Accord euro I think?), yet it is absurdly fast.

I have a Toyota Yaris and it is adequate as a driving car. Not adequate when you want to go above 100, however.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45754655]Get your anus penetrated by a pineapple.[/QUOTE] Do you think I'm some sort of amateur

[QUOTE=Animosus;45754896]Faster cars don't automatically mean cooler cars. One of my friends cars is a granny mobile (AWD [B]Accord [/B]euro I think?), yet it is absurdly [B]fast[/B].[/QUOTE] Lol. You're even from Australia, so it's not like Britain where their cars are generally so pathetic that an Accord would be fast by comparison. Down there you've got Commadores and Monaros and Falcons and other things I can't remember. In what universe could an Accord be considered fast by comparison? Unless it's all hopped up and modded, but then you have to compare it to modded cars and it will still get wiped.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45754999]Lol. You're even from Australia, so it's not like Britain where their cars are generally so pathetic that an Accord would be fast by comparison. Down there you've got Commadores and Monaros and Falcons and other things I can't remember. In what universe could an Accord be considered fast by comparison? Unless it's all hopped up and modded, but then you have to compare it to modded cars and it will still get wiped.[/QUOTE] The Accord V6 is actually pretty quick (Asked friend what it was). Not V8 or WRX, EVO quick, but for what it is, it was pretty quick. Not modded either, since said friend is a new driver in Victoria (Vehicle restrictions for 4 years.)

I have a VW passat, I hate it. Every time I fix something, another part breaks.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45754999]Lol. You're even from Australia, so it's not like Britain where their cars are generally so pathetic that an Accord would be fast by comparison. Down there you've got Commadores and Monaros and Falcons and other things I can't remember. In what universe could an Accord be considered fast by comparison? Unless it's all hopped up and modded, but then you have to compare it to modded cars and it will still get wiped.[/QUOTE] You come off as condescending as hell. He wasn't even comparing the car to any other cars, he just said it was fast for what it is.

You done pissed off the kangaroos and the kiwis there mate

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45755842]I'm not quite sure what you mean but okay.[/QUOTE] "If your car isn't what I consider fast, it's slow and you're stupid. Stupid."

Having driven a prius, they're also shit if you're tall. You have to swing and shuffle your legs around the steering wheel like an F1 car. They look long as hell but they're pretty cramped inside

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45755871]You done pissed off the kangaroos and the kiwis there mate[/QUOTE] That's not very hard to do.

All of my car knowledge comes from good old [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25gSLDx_2m0"]RCR.[/URL] [QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45754854]Am I dull that I just like cars that go from A to B? (I'd share my real opinion but I'm afraid it's all faster cars = cooler cars)[/QUOTE] I think it's more about making an informed decision when buying one than it being cool.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45755947]That's not very hard to do.[/QUOTE] Just take away the beer and the sheep :v:

I have a Citroen Saxo 1.1 It is SHIT. Never trusting my dad again when it comes to cars.