Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45782086]Having sex so soon after meeting someone is the reason I have so few gay friends, because it always seems to force a relationship before we actually get to know each other.[/QUOTE] Neither of us was planning on it, it just sort of happened. One minute I was talking about my laptop and the next he kissed me and then a couple minutes after that I had a cock in my mouth~

[QUOTE=kaden9596;45782753]Hey, I'm new to the thread. How's everyone doing today?[/QUOTE] [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=45776168&highlight=#post45776168]I've been better.[/url] It's also 8 am here, and I haven't slept yet. :v:

I always can't help but laugh a little when I get those scammers trying to hook you with a ~purdy lady who is totes interested in you~ Do your research, scammers. (Although I'd be suprised if they ever did a male/gay version of it)

my favorite are those fake chatrooms with a 'webcam' girl sitting there and typing to you like "Hi baby turn on your cam ;)" and then they get angry when you don't talk to them for like 5 seconds and leave.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;45780162]is that the dog from toy story? Looks great.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of target's mascot. Also picking up a dangerously powerful green laser pointer from the post office in a few hours, can't wait to go around blinding people with it :D [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Stoffy;45776168]Do you guys ever wonder if you're even meant to have a partner? [sp]boyfriend and I broke up last night[/sp][/QUOTE] If it wasn't working out then it was never meant to be. It may feel like a waste of time and energy but when you do find the right person it will blow you out of the water. ....Also my dad is buying a cottage in northern ontario and maybe a speed boat to go along with it, It's amazing seeing how much money he's made in less than a year with his new business when three years ago he was sleeping in an office building. Can't wait to take my bf up there and have a great summer next year.

[QUOTE=Stoffy;45783241][url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=45776168&highlight=#post45776168]I've been better.[/url] It's also 8 am here, and I haven't slept yet. :v:[/QUOTE] Breakups can be hard, but you really shouldn't beat yourself up over it. It doesn't mean you're unattractive or that it was your fault, just that you didn't really fit together.

Day 2 wrapped of shooting the film. Moving onto day 3 in 6 hours, I'll post back later if I don't die from exhaustion.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45783228]Neither of us was planning on it, it just sort of happened. One minute I was talking about my laptop and the next he kissed me and then a couple minutes after that I had a cock in my mouth~[/QUOTE] Please don't turn me on at 4 in the morning :v: [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45784151]Aaron Paul is your caffeine. You'll be fine.[/QUOTE] Gatorade me, bitch

I have a need for a physical relationship with somebody right now, super horny and have a film shoot in 6 hours. Yeah this isn't going well for me.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45784174]Aaron Paul slowly lifts his rock hard...:[/QUOTE] ...bag of crystal meth, tenderly stroking over the smooth surface as he admires the glistening reflections. He snaps his head up as Walt steps in, staring into the ragged mentor's eyes. White places his rough, aged hands against the bag, gripping it firmly between his fingers. [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] 50 shades of blue

Facepunch doesn't trust AT&T for some reason because I can't send private messages to this one person wondering about the script I created for a redirect. However, this post will complete without a hitch. asdfgh

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;45784226]Facepunch doesn't trust AT&T for some reason because I can't send private messages to this one person wondering about the script I created for a redirect. However, this post will complete without a hitch. asdfgh[/QUOTE] Everyone's having problems with FP right now. It won't load 50% of the time, either timing out or just getting a cloudflare error

[QUOTE=kaden9596;45782753]Hey, I'm new to the thread. How's everyone doing today?[/QUOTE] 7 hours late, but hey you actually posted!

[QUOTE=NoOnE#235;45784047]Breakups can be hard, but you really shouldn't beat yourself up over it. It doesn't mean you're unattractive or that it was your fault, just that you didn't really fit together.[/QUOTE] Thanks, dude. I appreciate it. It's just the first couple of days that are terrible to go through. It's hard for me not to think there's something wrong with me.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45781972]So a few days ago I mentioned an incredibly attractive guy gave me his number and told me to text him. Well I did and it turns out he's super into me and wanted to get me lunch. So I accepted and went to some seafood place near him and met up with him and he's really nice and sweet and he invited me to his place and we talked for a while and then he kissed me and then we fucked. Twice. All in all today was a very good day. Also: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o[/media][/QUOTE] Trekintosh, do you tell us every time you have sex or something cus it's kinda getting weird. [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=kaden9596;45782753]Hey, I'm new to the thread. How's everyone doing today?[/QUOTE] Foxy avatar :D

Foxy avatars are superior to all other avatars

Final day in Yellowstone and then its back to ye olde grind. Summer went way too fast.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45784731]Trekintosh, do you tell us every time you have sex or something cus it's kinda getting weird.[/QUOTE] He wants to bang every last one of us. It's like a reminder that he's on his way.

I kinda had my own Eid for the follow-up to the school year yesterday. My girlfriend, my friend and his girlfriend showed up and we hung out. 1st) Had Hamburgers, Brats, Chips, Watermelon, Cookies, Donuts at my place, played CoD and Mortal Kombat 2nd) Went bowling 3rd) Hung out at a park 4th) Returned to my house for cake 5th) They left, but my girlfriend and I stayed, nearly falling asleep on the couch Yesterday was very very fun. Today, I need to get all of my stuff ready for school (which starts Tuesday). Tomorrow, I need to get my laptop into a shop because it's slower than my mum's :v: I need it to be fixed soon since I have a paper to write

I think I might try to contact one of my old friends and maybe try to hang out with him. I'm just getting really sick of sitting at home all day.

I'm actually super excited for school and can't wait to get to work on some new projects c:

Does it make me a true lazy american to have this set up? [t]http://puu.sh/b5THA/228e39409d.jpg[/t] [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] Also, my main computer is just a few feet away.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45784731]Trekintosh, do you tell us every time you have sex or something cus it's kinda getting weird. [/QUOTE] It's kinda funny how he posted the lonely Island song which is basically about how nobody cares that you just had sex

[QUOTE=Stoffy;45784718]Thanks, dude. I appreciate it. It's just the first couple of days that are terrible to go through. It's hard for me not to think there's something wrong with me.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I know the feeling and it can be hard to move past it, but you just gotta do your best and eventually you'll forget, or meet someone else.

ITT everyone gets overly defensive when someone even mentions they had sex Come on it's not a big deal guys lol I bet if 90% of you had a chance sexual encounter with a crush you had the hots for you'd probably post about it too Hell I almost fucked my ex this morning. Picked him up from the airport last night after he's been out of town for a week and a half and we've been real close and huggy and stuff, and he's missed my company. I got a little too close this morning but no harm done

hey guys i took a shit are you mad yet????

yea

[QUOTE=Teto;45785033]He wants to bang every last one of us. It's like a reminder that he's on his way.[/QUOTE] He can bang me for all I care. It's been too long since I've been with someone.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYT66ALUUss[/media] This thread in a nutshell.

[QUOTE=KorJax;45785757]ITT everyone gets overly defensive when someone even mentions they had sex Come on it's not a big deal guys lol I bet if 90% of you had a chance sexual encounter with a crush you had the hots for you'd probably post about it too Hell I almost fucked my ex this morning. Picked him up from the airport last night after he's been out of town for a week and a half and we've been real close and huggy and stuff, and he's missed my company. I got a little too close this morning but no harm done[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=45283334&viewfull=1#post45283334[/url] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=45675413&viewfull=1#post45675413[/url] It's more about the whole HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I HAD SEX YOU GUYS HEY HEY PAY ATTENTION TO ME It's not a big deal but the attention whoring is stupid and annoying