Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

At work I noticed I was rostered on an hour later than we actually close. I rang up and asked if this was right or a mistake. "No it's right, it's for over Christmas. And the week after we are looking at making the shop close at 9 and 10 on week days" As it is we close on 9 some days and I don't feel safe then. The street is empty, I am typically by myself or when I start to close my dad comes down to see me so there are 2 people rather than just me. At 10 oclock I will probably be murdered by some drugged up idiot. I am really stressed out over this, I don't want to work there until 10 but I don't know where else I can work at, and the other liquor shop around the corner has been robbed so many times they hired a security guard. We can't afford that.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43110710]A Hot Pocket is a scientific anomaly. You could probably touch it to the surface of the sun and it'd still be frozen in the goddamned middle. [/QUOTE] Just cut the power setting of your microwave by half and then microwave it two times longer if you have that problem [editline]9th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Tomo Takino;43121492]At work I noticed I was rostered on an hour later than we actually close. I rang up and asked if this was right or a mistake. "No it's right, it's for over Christmas. And the week after we are looking at making the shop close at 9 and 10 on week days" As it is we close on 9 some days and I don't feel safe then. The street is empty, I am typically by myself or when I start to close my dad comes down to see me so there are 2 people rather than just me. At 10 oclock I will probably be murdered by some drugged up idiot. I am really stressed out over this, I don't want to work there until 10 but I don't know where else I can work at, and the other liquor shop around the corner has been robbed so many times they hired a security guard. We can't afford that.[/QUOTE] You live in australia m8 I'm sure it's fine My suitemate grew up in detroit and he only lost [I]both[/I] of his parents

So, went to order myself some pizza for dinner. Call the number for domino's and ask for my local store. Get there, my name isn't on the list. Ask them and they have no idea. As it turns out they sent my order to a store in Queensland, a 4200km drive. Sadly, they won't deliver either.

[QUOTE=Animosus;43122063]So, went to order myself some pizza for dinner. Call the number for domino's and ask for my local store. Get there, my name isn't on the list. Ask them and they have no idea. As it turns out they sent my order to a store in Queensland, a 4200km drive. Sadly, they won't deliver either.[/QUOTE] Wait what you didn't tell me? I would have eaten your pizza for you.

[QUOTE=Animosus;43122063]So, went to order myself some pizza for dinner. Call the number for domino's and ask for my local store. Get there, my name isn't on the list. Ask them and they have no idea. As it turns out they sent my order to a store in Queensland, a 4200km drive. Sadly, they won't deliver either.[/QUOTE] Thanks for dinner

Oh. That reminds me. I want to buy someone on Facepunch, somewhere in the world, a pizza one time. I have no spare money after Christmas though...

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;43118172]By the time it happened your jaw would be painfully sore, I doubt you could get up to that point.[/QUOTE] My jaw locks while yawning pretty often. It's always a bit of a shock when it does, but now I'm used to it it's no big deal. It's like there's something there that kind of moves itself under your jaw bone when you yawn too wide, and so all you have to do it press it back in, and you're able to close your mouth again.

So I finally was able to go pickup a package of something I ordered a while back from the sorting office and its amazing. [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1386628654.jpg[/t] Tiny little keyboard to use with my PS3 and it works so well, the best part though was the manual, I've never seen such glorious engrish before. Device is suddenly devoce, accessories is accessaroes. The funny part is the box has perfect english but the manual is the worst translation ever. :v:

[QUOTE=Teto;43122255]My jaw locks while yawning pretty often. It's always a bit of a shock when it does, but now I'm used to it it's no big deal. It's like there's something there that kind of moves itself under your jaw bone when you yawn too wide, and so all you have to do it press it back in, and you're able to close your mouth again.[/QUOTE] Why is the human body capable of breaking itself through normal operation

[QUOTE=Zeke129;43122710]Why is the human body capable of breaking itself through normal operation[/QUOTE] Why is the human body capable of feeling pain?

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43122772]Why is the human body capable of feeling pain?[/QUOTE] So masochists can have fun as well.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;43122915]So masochists can have fun as well.[/QUOTE] Indeed. :v: [editline]9th December 2013[/editline] I also got a silly diary while I was out for next year. [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1386620221.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Reagy;43122620]So I finally was able to go pickup a package of something I ordered a while back from the sorting office and its amazing. [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1386628654.jpg[/t] Tiny little keyboard to use with my PS3 and it works so well, the best part though was the manual, I've never seen such glorious engrish before. Device is suddenly devoce, accessories is accessaroes. The funny part is the box has perfect english but the manual is the worst translation ever. :v:[/QUOTE] Reminds me of my supercartridge, which for some reason has a picture of a purple boba fett on it

Beavers are cool.

I just realized that it's possible to scale the game to multi-monitor. [img]http://imgkk.com/i/x1wh.jpg[/img] neat. [editline]f[/editline] wrong thread, shit

Looks a bit annoying, like you'd have to look halfway across the galaxy to check your health and stamina, then back again if you wanted to beam back to your ship :v:

Youtube, Chrome. Please stop. [img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1386674009.gif[/img] [B]STOP ITTT.[/B]

[QUOTE=Reagy;43123775]Youtube, Chrome. Please stop. [img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1386674009.gif[/img] [B]STOP ITTT.[/B][/QUOTE] Ah, thanks for reminding me, I haven't watched my daily dose of russian car crash and road rage videos yet today.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;43122710]Why is the human body capable of breaking itself through normal operation[/QUOTE] I started yawning comically wide as a joke and now it's become a habit and I can't stop. My body was not built for my level of high-paced comedy.

[QUOTE=Alexak75;43123846]Ah, thanks for reminding me, I haven't watched my daily dose of russian car crash and road rage videos yet today.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Noi;43123870]Judging by title this video must be really depressing[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1332027[/url] Nah.

I was in college at the computers in the atrium when two of the people to the side of me started looking at pictures of naked women in sexually suggestive poses on Facebook. Jesus Christ, it was 11 o'clock in the morning in public, who looks at wanking material in college at that time?

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;43124037]I was in college at the computers in the atrium when two of the people to the side of me started looking at pictures of naked women in sexually suggestive poses on Facebook. Jesus Christ, it was 11 o'clock in the morning in public, who looks at wanking material in college at that time?[/QUOTE] Doesn't everyone?

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;43124037]I was in college at the computers in the atrium when two of the people to the side of me started looking at pictures of naked women in sexually suggestive poses on Facebook. Jesus Christ, it was 11 o'clock in the morning in public, who looks at wanking material in college at that time?[/QUOTE] wankers?

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;43124037]I was in college at the computers in the atrium when two of the people to the side of me started looking at pictures of naked women in sexually suggestive poses on Facebook. Jesus Christ, it was 11 o'clock in the morning in public, who looks at wanking material in college at that time?[/QUOTE] Probs just doing a paper on the open exploitation of women in social media.

im stuck, im not sure whether i want to go into computer science and programming and all that, or biology (specifically avian or reptilian). id love to study animals, but im also being pushed towards comp sci (tho i kinda enjoy the experience ive had in robotics club and stuff) gehh

I feel like I failed my Chem test today

[QUOTE=Sleffs;43124420]im stuck, im not sure whether i want to go into computer science and programming and all that, or biology (specifically avian or reptilian). id love to study animals, but im also being pushed towards comp sci (tho i kinda enjoy the experience ive had in robotics club and stuff) gehh[/QUOTE] Do what you like to do and take cs as a minor so you're potentially employable in two fields

[QUOTE=Sleffs;43124420]im stuck, im not sure whether i want to go into computer science and programming and all that, or biology (specifically avian or reptilian). id love to study animals, but im also being pushed towards comp sci (tho i kinda enjoy the experience ive had in robotics club and stuff) gehh[/QUOTE] Just be happy you still want to do something :p I 'want' to go into Compsci and make games and shit but I still have yet to even truly learn a language after 5 years of 'wanting' to. Or then again it's probably just me. ANYWHO.. Mix them :p Go into Biotechnology! Help create the first Cyborg-Cat :3

tbh biotechnology is really interesting to me as well i have time to think this all over

[QUOTE=Reagy;43123775]Youtube, Chrome. Please stop. [img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1386674009.gif[/img] [B]STOP ITTT.[/B][/QUOTE] Yes! I'm not the only one with this problem!