Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

It's about 30 minutes of stop start traffic, but it makes my car's turbo spool up to full boost (Making power) then stops, which sucks a hell of a lot of fuel. I get 250-300km from a tank in stop start compared to 450+ highway driving.

[QUOTE=Animosus;45948232]It's about 30 minutes of stop start traffic, but it makes my car's turbo spool up to full boost (Making power) then stops, which sucks a hell of a lot of fuel. I get 250-300km from a tank in stop start compared to 450+ highway driving.[/QUOTE] I have an excellent solution. Pay 4 people to carry you around on one of those royal things. With the chair on the long poles, then they carry the poles on their shoulders. You'll get around everywhere before their shoes eventually need replacing. Much cheaper than fuel or tires.

But that's slow and boring

So me and my boyfriend had a pretty big fall out last night. He went on my phone and had a look at my messages to an online gay friend (we are literally just friends) and i've reassured my boyfriend that he is just a friend SEVERAL times. But the problem is is that yesterday during the day i had a little whinge about my boyfriend to him, just a little vent to let off steam because he annoyed me from something and i wanted a second opinion to see if i was being stupid or something. The venting consisted of my worries for the future with him, because hes quite controlling and he's basically got a bit of OCD but im a very relaxed guy and not the cleanest (i make messes and clean them up to an extent, but obviously his standard is where you have to be able to not see a single spec of dust.) But because i had a vent, i also said that the holiday is a "make or break" deal for me. Which i can completely understand why that would hurt him to read that and i regret making it sound like the way it did. But what i meant was the fact that if me and him couldn't last a whole week with each other on holiday with no computers to escape to.... then it would be a doomed relationship. But it has to be like a big fall out for us for that to happen. He also gets annoyed that i talk to this guy quite a lot and that i don't text my boyfriend all the time. But i kind of defused that by telling him that i've been with him for a year now and we see and talk to each other all day, every day. So of course we will run out of things to say. He agreed. But the problem is, although i'm conflicted with guilt that i went to talk to this guy-friend about my problems and i didn't sort tell my boyfriend about them but i'm also really angry that he invaded me privacy for a 4TH OR 5TH TIME. This is the 2nd or 3rd time he's been on my phone and looked at my messages and he's also checked my internet history TWICE... But when he sees something "bad" he immediately thinks the worst of me and goes to attack me with questions instead of thinking about other possibilities. (Once he checked my internet history and saw i looked up "gay snapchats" but i only did that to add my friend to the list so he got loads of dick pics and he did it to me too haha. It was funny) I don't know, i'm just extremely pissed about his nosy personality... He hates the fact his mum goes in his room and snoops and maons about it yet he is doing EXACTLY that too me. He is becoming his mother and it terrifies me because i really don't like his mum (i like her but i would never be able to be in the same room with her for more than a few hours). EUGH, i feel crappy and conflicted. I moved away from my friends to be closer to him and got a job thats between me and him and i feel like i can't break up with him because i've made too much of an effort to leave. I love him to bits but i swear if he looks at my personal stuff again, thats it, im done.

To get a stud in my cock or not to get a stud in my cock. That is the question.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;45949039]To get a stud in my cock or not to get a stud in my cock. That is the question.[/QUOTE] That will hurt many times in the future, will hurt when you get it, and I can't imagine many guys find that attractive.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;45949039]To get a stud in my cock or not to get a stud in my cock. That is the question.[/QUOTE] No, the question is why the fuck would you ever want someone to take what amounts to a rivet gun to your wang?

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;45949039]To get a stud in my cock or not to get a stud in my cock. That is the question.[/QUOTE] A friend of mine has a Prince Albert. He can't stand up to piss all too well because it basically adds a downwards hole to your dick. Also, it increases infection rates dramatically. [editline]11th September 2014[/editline] I just went on a cleaning spree in my apartment too. Got rid of a ton of boxes and put things away. My place is so open now. [editline]11th September 2014[/editline] Getting ready for that cat.

i agree, NO PENIS PIERCINGS

I would never get something through the urethra, I was just thinking of getting a small bar through the frenulum. I have a lot of friends who say that spot is relatively safe, convenient, and out of the way.

Yes I agree also, replace your penis with a drill. I am pretty sure that's what the topic was.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;45949229]Getting ready for that cat.[/QUOTE] Got your ban hammer ready?

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;45949039]To get a stud in my cock or not to get a stud in my cock. That is the question.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't go for a stud, but i'm totally all for piercings.

Piercing your dick just really bad idea. Stabbing metal through there just sounds painful, unattractive and kinda stupid. In other and not weird news, my timetable gives me fridays off :D

[QUOTE=greeley;45949251]i agree, NO PENIS PIERCINGS[/QUOTE] I have a fear for penis piercings. They hurt to me even if I'm not wearing any on my dick. Plus, how doesn't it hurt when fucking with a piece of metal inbetween? I think I'm going to just conform myself with my lip piercing. [IMG]http://f1.bcbits.com/img/0003604514_10.jpg[/IMG]

I don't like piercings. Even those tiny little ones some people have on their noses I don't really like seeing. I don't mind earrings though, if they aren't awful looking ones. Such as those ones you could get an entire finger through, they just look disgusting imo.

Just saying, all of my friends with dick piercings have said ig really doesn't hurt as much as people seem to fear. Hurts just as much as any other piercing.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;45949790]Just saying, all of my friends with dick piercings have said ig really doesn't hurt as much as people seem to fear. Hurts just as much as any other piercing.[/QUOTE] legitimately they don't and they also poses no more harm than any other piercing would, provided you take proper care of it (like you should for any piercing).

Ugh I'm pretty sure a spider bit me last night. I've got a large red circle on my arm and a noticeable tiny little lump in the middle. It doesn't hurt or anything but it's been there since before I woke up and it's 11 pm now.

i have stretched ears. But a penis piercing is just *shudder* to me

Every time I see somebody with large stretched gauges in their ears I just wanna stick one of these in them. [img]http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/28/98/63480555211603/0/unlock-any-master-lock-combination-padlock.w654.jpg[/img]

iirc someone did that to a person with gauges and it mutilated their earlobe due to the weight of the lock.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45950626]iirc someone did that to a person with gauges and it mutilated their earlobe due to the weight of the lock.[/QUOTE] Probably why a lot of people consider gauges to be a bad idea. I mean, piercings are hit and miss and it all depends on what you like, but when you have loose pieces of skin flopping about it starts to become a hazard.

Lip piercings are really, really cute. If I wasn't such a pussy (meow) I would get one.

Unpopular opinion but I'm generally turned off by piercings of all kinds.

I'm just a total sucker for body art. I want to get myself pierced and inked up. That's just my style, and I love it.

If I was going to get anything it'd probably be like a small eyebrow piercing Tattoos are bad because they're permanent, too many piercings just makes you look weird, massive shit like stretchers just look terrible and ruin your ears

The only body art I can stand is dying your hair. Other than that, I think it's pretty gross.

My taste has changed, when i was in school/college and a bit of a metal head that wanted to be classed in that group, i loved piercings and wanted piercings all on my lips, ears and everything. Then i grew up and just kind of got over it.

[QUOTE=greeley;45950772]My taste has changed, when i was in school/college and a bit of a metal head that wanted to be classed in that group, i loved piercings and wanted piercings all on my lips, ears and everything. Then i grew up and just kind of got over it.[/QUOTE] why not just be a metal head by being a fan of metal??