Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Yay, I passed my driving theory test. Although I was very close to failing, I had 77% and you needed at least a 75%.

[QUOTE=KorJax;46060229]Pizza delivery yo, good shit[/QUOTE] I could never live it down if I had a pizza delivery thing on top of my baby. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13825278/Photo%20Jul%2031%2C%206%2024%2053%20PM.jpg[/t] [editline]23rd September 2014[/editline] Case in point: [t]http://i.imgur.com/37xZrvs.jpg?1[/t]

I'm honestly concerned that someone who is driving an Audi S7 is delivering pizzas considering that's a $85k+ car.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;46061808]I could never live it down if I had a pizza delivery thing on top of my baby. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13825278/Photo%20Jul%2031%2C%206%2024%2053%20PM.jpg[/t] [editline]23rd September 2014[/editline] Case in point: [t]http://i.imgur.com/37xZrvs.jpg?1[/t][/QUOTE] Just get a job at a smaller pizza place that doesn't have one of those things. Even the dominos I work at doesn't use theirs. I don't know why, they just don't. It may be illegal or something here. Also I think they can scratch your car, so yeah you don't want one on yours :v: [QUOTE=TehWhale;46061911]I'm honestly concerned that someone who is driving an Audi S7 is delivering pizzas considering that's a $85k+ car.[/QUOTE] At least in Australia basically everyone from State Manager and down does any menial task as well as the bigger stuff. I met the manager for my state as I was going to do the dishes, she was standing there cleaning pans and introduced herself it was a little strange. So quite possibly that's what happened here, some manager had to do a delivery for whatever reason.

Maybe he's borrowing his parents car. [editline]24th September 2014[/editline] If you could afford an $85K car you could probably drop a couple K, maybe as a loan, to get your child a compact.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46061461]Paint Tool Sai is amazingly innovative and great for aspiring artists. Hear what a user had to say just minutes after trying it for the first time:[/QUOTE] Who would listen to that dork though.

Goodnight thread

GOODNIGHT MOON

I wish I'd stop having the cooler dreams on college nights. I dreamed that Joker killed The Illusive Man after a failed suicide mission in ME2. There was a lot of shooting a lot of Joker being thrown on the ground and a lot of him gunning down the Illusive Man. Before I could see how he escaped Cronos Station I woke up because of my alarm :c

Got out 4 hours earlier from school. Nice

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;46062827]I wish I'd stop having the cooler dreams on college nights. I dreamed that Joker killed The Illusive Man after a failed suicide mission in ME2. There was a lot of shooting a lot of Joker being thrown on the ground and a lot of him gunning down the Illusive Man. Before I could see how he escaped Cronos Station I woke up because of my alarm :c[/QUOTE] I went even dare to count how many nice /interesting /unusual dreams that I'd like to see to the end were ruined by the head-drilling sound of alarm. Literally the devil's handiwork.

Everyone seems to do this so ok: [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/pbfbd5m.jpg?1[/IMG_thumb] It's funny because I did lots and lots of research to find the bestest one to start with and then the only place that sold it nearby happened to be a store with the tag line "Premium gear for S&M enthusiasts, distinct fetishwear for the perverati, leather wear" ... It's just a dildo though but if anyone sees the... business cards...? (so I can put them in my phone book or give them to my friends I guess) they sent me then that'd be pretty fun to explain. "No really, I was just buying a dildo! It's not as bad as you think!" Also I found out it had arrived when I got home and my mum told me "you have a parcel" I only knew one thing that could come in a parcel and make sense so I had to like pretend to have no clue what it was and also not make a big deal out of it. Neither of my parents asked questions so I imagine they probably caught on :v: [editline]25th September 2014[/editline] Oh also they wrote me a personal message, thanks Alex! [editline]25th September 2014[/editline] Who actually claims dildos on tax?

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46064573]It's funny because I did lots and lots of research to find the bestest one to start with and then the only place that sold it nearby happened to be a store with the tag line "Premium gear for S&M enthusiasts, distinct fetishwear for the perverati, leather wear" ... It's just a dildo though but if anyone sees the... business cards...? (so I can put them in my phone book or give them to my friends I guess) they sent me then that'd be pretty fun to explain.[/QUOTE] I'd have a sex shop business card in my wallet, just because it'd be funny to keep it behind my license so people see it when I need to show ID.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;46064669]I'd have a sex shop business card in my wallet, just because it'd be funny to keep it behind my license so people see it when I need to show ID.[/QUOTE] They gave me two so I can send you one if you want :wink:

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46064573]Everyone seems to do this so ok: [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/pbfbd5m.jpg?1[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE] Is it bad that I instantly recognized the name from the thumbnail? :v: Good place, friend buys a lot of stuff from there [editline]25th September 2014[/editline] Expensive as hell though, who would pay $300 for a straightjacket?

[QUOTE=kaze4159;46064709]Is it bad that I instantly recognized the name from the thumbnail? :v: Good place, friend buys a lot of stuff from there [editline]25th September 2014[/editline] Expensive as hell though, who would pay $300 for a straightjacket?[/QUOTE] You'll be surprised at some of the stuff people buy for high price.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46064684]They gave me two so I can send you one if you want :wink:[/QUOTE] It's not as much fun if I didn't buy anything from the place. "Someone sent me this business card." As opposed to "I stick things in my butt thanks to the lovely people on this business card."

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;46064895]It's not as much fun if I didn't buy anything from the place. "Someone sent me this business card." As opposed to "I stick things in my butt thanks to the lovely people on this business card."[/QUOTE] No take one. Please? I find these business cards so strange. Like. It's cool to get the packaging and with underwear I have bought online before I got like cards of guys in underwear and that was fun because they were flashy and big and sexy. These are just like... for your wallet, inconspicuous. If you're going to keep them surely you want something a little flashier? If you're trying to be inconspicuous you wouldn't keep business cards of a S&M (?) store in your wallet, or your drawer. Anyway, they'll go with the rest of my cards I've got from similar purchases I suppose. [editline]25th September 2014[/editline] I would have preffered a man in a straight jacket and a strap on or a woman with a whip and not very much on. That would have made more sense to me. [editline]25th September 2014[/editline] Why did I say a man with a strap on. Why does a man need a strap on. Help.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46064944]No take one. Please? [/QUOTE] I'll take it, save it for next time you come up here :v: [QUOTE=gerbe1;46064944]Why did I say a man with a strap on. Why does a man need a strap on. Help.[/QUOTE] Orgasm / pleasure denial, it's a fetish!

Does anyone else have an extremely warped perception of themselves in their dreams? Every dream I have where there's a reflection or mirror I can see myself in, I look like a monster. There's always something wrong, like in one dream my hair was coming out rapidly in patches and I was covered in disgusting boils, and my entire head was just deformed and fucked up. It's never a shock though, I just look at the reflection and I'm like "Yep, that's me." It never happens to anyone else in my dreams, either. Everyone looks exactly how I remember them, they aren't deformed in the slightest.

I wish Dean guitars weren't so fucking shitty at making basses, I'd dig a good deep sounding bass with a Metalman-style body. [IMG]http://www.deanguitars.uk.com/basses/images/large/metal-metalman-2a-ml.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Toy_Soldier;46065450]Does anyone else have an extremely warped perception of themselves in their dreams? Every dream I have where there's a reflection or mirror I can see myself in, I look like a monster. There's always something wrong, like in one dream my hair was coming out rapidly in patches and I was covered in disgusting boils, and my entire head was just deformed and fucked up. It's never a shock though, I just look at the reflection and I'm like "Yep, that's me." It never happens to anyone else in my dreams, either. Everyone looks exactly how I remember them, they aren't deformed in the slightest.[/QUOTE] I remember reading somewhere that you were supposed to stay away from mirrors in dreams if you could help it. Last night's dream was depressing. My old high school crush was trying to have sex with me, I kept denying him because I was being faithful to my boyfriend, then I woke up and remembered that I don't even have a boyfriend.

[QUOTE=TehWhale;46061911]I'm honestly concerned that someone who is driving an Audi S7 is delivering pizzas considering that's a $85k+ car.[/QUOTE] You'd be surprised how many retired or out of work middle aged adults work pizza It pays good (usually), usually is easy-going, etc. Good way to make money on the side. [editline]24th September 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;46061808]I could never live it down if I had a pizza delivery thing on top of my baby. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13825278/Photo%20Jul%2031%2C%206%2024%2053%20PM.jpg[/t] [editline]23rd September 2014[/editline] Case in point: [t]http://i.imgur.com/37xZrvs.jpg?1[/t][/QUOTE] My pizza place doesn't use those things at all :v: that said... thats a terrible car to drive pizza in, its big and not good on gas. Pizza delivery works best with vehicles designed for efficiency - small size (helps a lot for parking/streets/getting around), good gas, easy and cheap to work on, etc. I''ve seen worse though. The Marco's Pizza down the street always has drivers that work for them and have the worst cars. Saw someone there driving a beetle from the 60's last month. The other month or so ago one was driving a giant full size van from the 80's. Teeeerrribllee

So I decided to dive into personal ads today. There's basically nothing. At all. It's almost entirely guys looking for girls and girls who are sickeningly southern. I fucking hate this state. I'm fucking trapped here, with balls as blue as the fucking ocean, and there's nothing I can do about it.

And there it is, my learner's license.

My mom wants me to try participating in an extracurricular activity at school, so I decided to check out the gay club earlier today to see what they did there. Everyone there but me was a girl and they were discussing book reading as an activity to do next week. Not exactly what I expected. Also at school, I took a picture of something: [t]http://i.imgur.com/9H8pBpq.jpg[/t]

My computer went up by its own when I slept. Creepy

So apparently some frat-boy cunt filed a sexual harassment complaint against me at work. The case was thrown out right after I talked with corporate, but apparently he said that I "was staring at him uncomfortably", winked at him, then rubbed against his hand when he handed me his credit card. I had earrings in at the time, and a rather feminine voice, so I'm assuming he just figured I was gay, and either wanted to be a twat and get me fired, or is just complete shit-for-brains and actually mistook polite customer service as flirting. Either way, he's a fucking cunt, and this honestly has me a bit nervous, since he's been obsessing over this for the past two weeks apparently, sending emails to the store owner asking about the case and all that, and I'm genuinely worried that he might try starting something if I see him again. He also bought an Xbox One and was wearing a snapback when I checked him out, so I'm not sure why he thought he was my type (or anyone's, for that matter).

[QUOTE=Davidn64;46070232]My computer went up by its own when I slept. Creepy[/QUOTE] Oh God, my greatest fear is spooky shit randomly popping up on my monitor by itself

[QUOTE=cheetahben;46070420]Oh God, my greatest fear is spooky shit randomly popping up on my monitor by itself[/QUOTE] Especially at night. I had a lot of dreams like that.