Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

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I hate it when you shave and then afterwards you find some hairs you missed. I've been rubbing my... face all day now, it's really annoying.

[QUOTE=Saza;46118789]I'm holding off. For some reason my S3 doesn't like CM11 so I've been using 10.2[/QUOTE] My brother uses it and his camera doesn't work most the time (even with the camera fix). On my phone, I do notice a few bugs but I overall enjoy it more than stock kitkat [editline]1st October 2014[/editline] I never fall for the guys in the magazines, they're just not attractive for me. For me, I just like a skinny-average guy/girl that is my height or shorter (guy can be taller, but not like too much).

I wish I knew how to cook properly. Most advance thing I could make is microwave nachos. And apparently eating microwave nachos summons really bad Brazilian players in Dota 2

I can make some pretty awesome eggs and bacon, but that's the extent of it.

The only breakfast I'm good at is rocking the pancakes and scrambled eggs. Btw I haven't been here in ages, so hello again fags.

[QUOTE=NoaJM;46129345]The only breakfast I'm good at is rocking the pancakes and scrambled eggs. Btw I haven't been here in ages, so hello again fags.[/QUOTE] Sup, faggio

Cooking is fun and delicious. I can pretty much do any recipes, but I'm kind on making stuff with what I know goes with what and such. Make my own stuff. I also love cooking food with my bf, this is the best part of it.

I guess standing next to my folks in the kitchen when I was Grim Jr payed off. :v: I can't exactly make super fancy cuisine but I sure can cook a mean meal. [editline]2nd October 2014[/editline] Also inherited some nice recipes from my grandma before she passed, and my pa showed me how to do some bakery stuffs, like empanadas.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;46127079]I hate it when you shave and then afterwards you find some hairs you missed. I've been rubbing my... face all day now, it's really annoying.[/QUOTE] Whenever that happens I just grab a pair of tweezers and pull them out :v:

as a rule of thumb, just remember kids, using an oven in place of a microwave will almost always make your meal taste better. Sacrifice those few extra minutes so you can delay your appetite [I]and[/I] have better tasting food.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;46129350]Sup, faggio[/QUOTE] Ay sharkman [QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46129356]I can't exactly make super fancy cuisine but I sure can cook a mean meal.[/QUOTE] I'm the same :v: If you're getting anything from me, I wouldn't really expect the presentation to be 10/10 but I'll make sure it tastes good at least.

I don't like fancy looking food, but I sure love simple, yet super tasty meals. Steak n fries with pepper gravy is still my favorite meal.

I'm glad I can make some simple food to not starve without burning my house down, so yeah, I ain't no cook either.

I'll make someone some nice eggs if you know what I mean ;)

Well I got the house all to myself on Saturday onwards to Thursday.. ;)))

[QUOTE=NoaJM;46129623]Well I got the house all to myself on Saturday onwards to Thursday.. ;)))[/QUOTE] Yourself. And no one else. I'm lonely.

Party party Games and scrambled eggs [sp]and orgies[/sp]

In other news, I had a hilarious "gay" experience last night. I was walking home to my dorm after eating dinner, and I see this pretty cute guy with glasses talking to a girl on the steps. So, as I walk by, I just say "Hey you, you're cute," in a deep, manly tone accompanied by a straight face. In response, he let out an awkward "Thanks, so are you I guess," before I just walked away. Going up the stairs, I can hear his female friend busting a gut. Skip forward about an hour, and I'm playing Smash in the lobby with friends. Lo and fucking behold, the guy I jokingly hit on walks through the doors and ends up being a resident of my building. My friends looked at me like I was crazy as I practically died laughing.

I am a skilled and rather professional microwaver if I say so myself. Nothing like the challenge of turning the knob and hoping you don't make it 5 seconds longer than its meant to be. A thrilling experience indeed.

The only thing I can really 'make' is Grilled Cheese and my brother could make that when he was 12. Clearly I'm ready for the world. [editline]2nd October 2014[/editline] One time, I thought it'd be a good idea to de-thaw some frozen broccoli by putting it in a pot and turning the burner on (GREAT FUCKIN IDEA RITE???) It was only after about 4 minutes in that I discovered that I had turned on the other burner on that was across from it on and I'd put it up so high that it caught fire and required a vigorous beating with a wet cloth to put it out. BRING IT ON WORLD [sp] I was 13 at the time :v[/sp]

So is it true that seamen is good for your face? [editline]2nd October 2014[/editline] No reason just asking....

I can heat up cheese dip and eat Doritos with it. Pretty good cook, eh?

I've been eating more microwave stuff lately. Particularly those frozen TV dinners. Good god I'm already having a mid-life crisis.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;46129810]So is it true that seamen is good for your face? [editline]2nd October 2014[/editline] No reason just asking....[/QUOTE] Semen? Because seamen are the kind of things submarines are full of. Insert joke about them being 'long hard and full of seamen'.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;46129831]Semen? Because seamen are the kind of things submarines are full of. Insert joke about them being 'long hard and full of seamen'.[/QUOTE] Yeah I meant semen, jizz, cum, man milk, etc. Phone autocorrected me.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;46129871]Yeah I meant semen, jizz, cum, man milk, etc. Phone autocorrected me.[/QUOTE] It's full of protein so swallowing is good for you, and it works as a face moisturizer.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;46129875]It's full of protein so swallowing is good for you, and it works as a face moisturizer.[/QUOTE] I can't imagine that is true, I feel like it would completely clog pores and cause you to break out.

Of course the one night I actually feel inspired to record a song, my cold has to persist and cause me to have coughing fits. I'll take it as an omen :v:

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;46129875]It's full of protein so swallowing is good for you, and it works as a face moisturizer.[/QUOTE] Explains all the gay meatheads at the gym.