Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

As long as the spider doesn't bother anyone or hasn't made a nest near used spots, you probably will never notice it. Household spiders are pretty common and numerous. Beside if they're not harmful with their bites(size or venom)they keep the house clean from insects. Otherwise, if they do not follow those rules, you notice them and they get destroyed. [editline]3rd October 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Mister_Jack;46137516]I always forget about this thread. Are bi people allowed?[/QUOTE] Yes, everyone is allowed in here. Hetero, Bisex, Gay(obviously) Genderfluid etc etc etc... Just be a nice fellow and you're in.

I am a nice fellow. :pwn: I see that a lot of the old names I actually recognize hang around here, too.

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;46137552]I am a nice fellow. :pwn: I see that a lot of the old names I actually recognize hang around here, too.[/QUOTE] This thread will stand the test of time! No but really, people on here go way back.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;46137146]You all are so fucking materialistic and i cant even fucking complain because i am the same way i view people based on their looks and not their inner being why cant someone be beautiful on the outside and inside and if im beautiful on the inside why arn't i beautiful on the outside too?[/QUOTE] There are lots of people that are beautiful on the inside and outside but because of that they're already going out with other people who are beautiful on the inside and the outside. I'm not beautiful on either, but I [i]am[/i] beautiful on the side parallel with the fourth dimension

[QUOTE=kaden9596;46136231]I like your spider, Reagy. Ever since I moved to Arizona for a few years, and came back here to California, I've grown really used to being around spiders. I usually don't seem to mind them coming into my room anymore. I even picked them up quite a few times now. :v:[/QUOTE] Are there lots of spiders in Arizona? One of my neighbors always talks about how there are so many spiders at his house in Arizona. I don't really mind them, as long as they give me space. One tried snuggling up with me but I must have rolled over and squished it. At least three have tried going voyeur in the shower. Until they realize "water! oh shit oh shit I can't swim".

I'm glad spiders here are just harmless 8 legged folks. So I just let them chill till I get to vacuum the house, then sadly, they have to go.

[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;46138189]I'm glad spiders here are just harmless 8 legged folks. So I just let them chill till I get to vacuum the house, then sadly, they have to go.[/QUOTE] Don't you have brown recluses over there?

Conventions are many amazing. That is all.

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;46138248]Don't you have brown recluses over there?[/QUOTE] Not in Canada, and way less chances of them being in this cold place that is my city.

Was drinking with my platoon last night, found this stuff called Affligem beer. It's super good, a little sweet and has a really addicting flavor. Had a good time, it's been a while since I've hung out with the entire platoon instead of just my squad. Even though I have the comradery of my battle buddies it gets lonely as hell out here. Sometimes when I'm done with work and I crash in my bed feeling sore, tired, and sunburned all I want to do is hold someone for a little bit.

Man if you were an actual toy soldier you'd make the most depressing toy Story movie. Well 2nd most depressing.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46139759]Man if you were an actual toy soldier you'd make the most depressing toy Story movie. Well 2nd most depressing.[/QUOTE] At least I have a front row seat.

Saving Pvt. Woody

[QUOTE=Zeke129;46137720]There are lots of people that are beautiful on the inside and outside but because of that they're already going out with other people who are beautiful on the inside and the outside. I'm not beautiful on either, but I [i]am[/i] beautiful on the side parallel with the fourth dimension[/QUOTE] Thanks man, I was hammered.

is anyone actually confused to how toy_soldier is actually posting right now

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;46140457]is anyone actually confused to how toy_soldier is actually posting right now[/QUOTE] I paid $145 for a month of 1 MB/s internet that I am accessing via wifi in my CLU.

I never knew military bases had windows 8 operating systems unless CLU is some sort of personal laptop

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;46140492]I never knew military bases had windows 8 operating systems unless CLU is some sort of personal laptop[/QUOTE] I have a personal laptop that I brought here. A CLU is a container living unit. Basically they made houses out of [img_thumb]http://freeline.bg/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/container.jpg[/img_thumb] these things. I have to share one with two other roommates.

[QUOTE=Toy_Soldier;46140467]I paid $145 for a month of 1 MB/s internet that I am accessing via wifi in my CLU.[/QUOTE] [t]http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/fgm148-javelin_9.jpg[/t] Must be hard to post. :v: [editline]3rd October 2014[/editline] daMMIT

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46140512][t]http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/fgm148-javelin_9.jpg[/t] Must be hard to post. :v: [editline]3rd October 2014[/editline] daMMIT[/QUOTE] wrong acronym, container living unit not command launch unit :v: they do both end in unit though

I'm suprised they let you post The job that I had was really tight on security. Everything was recorded and you're forbidden to bring laptops into the building unless approved.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;46140564]I'm suprised they let you post The job that I had was really tight on security. Everything was recorded and you're forbidden to bring laptops into the building unless approved.[/QUOTE] News flash, the Army ain't your average 9-5 job.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46140586]News flash, the Army ain't your average 9-5 job.[/QUOTE] Well no shit??? I'm just wondering about the security.

There's certain places I couldn't take a laptop or a cell phone due to security reasons but in my own room on my down time I am allowed to use them. [QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46140620]If they were worried about security. I'm sure Toy would not even be in the army right now.[/QUOTE] Lol, what does that even mean.

[QUOTE=Toy_Soldier;46140621]There's certain places I couldn't take a laptop or a cell phone due to security reasons but in my own room on my down time I am allowed to use them.[/QUOTE] Was gonna say. And I'm sure you get asked a lot but I'm curious, what unit are you in?

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46140650]Was gonna say. And I'm sure you get asked a lot but I'm curious, what unit are you in?[/QUOTE] 2nd battalion, 16th infantry regiment. 2-16

They probably don't do that deep of a background check. If they did, 60% of new recruits would be told to fuck off. The army needs people to die for dumb reasons.

I have top secret clearance because when I went to the recruiter I basically had no references or anything they could have checked up on besides my last job which was working for security. I had a pretty thorough back round check done on me.

[QUOTE=Toy_Soldier;46140697]I have top secret clearance because when I went to the recruiter I basically had no references or anything they could have checked up on besides my last job which was working for security. I had a pretty thorough back round check done on me.[/QUOTE] Damn son, you a sleeper agent?

I have a question. Do you actually capture aliens as part of your job? You can tell me, I won't tell anyone else or anything.