Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

I knew someone who sucked dick for free Pizza Hut. He was straight, too.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46155090]Dude what.[/QUOTE] It's funny cuz I remember that being a joke around the boards for a while, but there was someone here who actually did that. It was one of those "I'll eat so and so for 5 dollars" kids.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;46155096]It's funny cuz I remember that being a joke around the boards for a while, but there was someone here who actually did that. It was one of those "I'll eat so and so for 5 dollars" kids.[/QUOTE] I'd blow someone for free Pizza Hut. Not straight tho'

He fucking ate lint from under a vending machine once for 10 dollars. He was seriously wack.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46155105]I'd blow someone for free Pizza Hut. Not straight tho'[/QUOTE] Is that so?

One time as a kid I licked bird shit because I thought it was ice cream. Then I forgot what a towel was and licked the floor and wall outside the house to get it off. This is probably why my immune system rocks

This is the cue to start posting embarrassing shit that we've done isn't it?

Mine would probably be the time I accidentally threw on one of my mom's frilly shirts and wore it to school one day. It was really early in the morning and I was kinda late so I just threw on whatever and headed out the door. Thank fuck I had a hoodie on most of the time because it was like a violet-colored gownish type shirt with flowers on the front. Imagine my surprise when I took it off and saw THAT on my person.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;46155132]This is the cue to start posting embarrassing shit that we've done isn't it?[/QUOTE] I showed a few days back, but had to go upstairs in a towel since my shorts smelled of butt. But I'm a fat bloke and the old tower barely fits around my waiste, worse off, I'm trying to go up with cereal. Everything is fine until I go upstairs, and suddenly, the part covering my butt falls open. Cue my mom and sister cracking up like hyenas, it gets worse though :v: since I can't put my cereal down, and I'd trip if I attempted to go upstairs to my room with a loose tower on the floor, I tell them to close their eyes as I drop the towel onto the floor and walk up the stairs, bottomless.

Nothing embarassing has happened to me. Because my sex life is nonexistant :)

Psh. You don't have to have a sex life to have embarrassing stuff, silly. I have loads of unsavory stuff happen to me and I'm the definition of a basement dwelling virgin :v:

Also anyone seen the game thread get attacked by sports?

I don't venture too far from this here thread so no :v: Sounds funny, though.

Never forget the influx of "Just saying hello!" or "I am the new girl..." threads.

I just drew something that summed up yesterday, where we were in a celebration with dozens of little kids and baby's. [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/XO9BNtw.jpg[/img_thumb]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46155201]Sounds like IPs aren't being filtered anymore so hello spam bots. [editline]6th October 2014[/editline] I don't even think a captcha even exists.[/QUOTE] The spam filters have been turned off for ages, it's why there's constantly "I am the new one" threads popping up I say implement one of those "No creating threads until x posts" filters except in say, the support subforums and RC. That'd wipe out most of the spam threads (Or at least contain them to one place), people making shitty gimmick threads and "hey I'm new here" threads, but not keeping people from actually trying to get help on something

[QUOTE=Mysterious;46155132]This is the cue to start posting embarrassing shit that we've done isn't it?[/QUOTE] I was really drunk one night and someone suggested I should buy a dragon dildo. So I did. (I can't really think of anything else honestly)

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46155244]I was really drunk one night and someone suggested I should buy a dragon dildo. So I did. (I can't really think of anything else honestly)[/QUOTE] I actually remember that :v:

Oh I remember one - a drunk me once asked to suck his straight best friend's dick. Talk about awkward..

We have a guy in class who for money masturbated into ice-cream cone and than ate it. During class.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;46155297]We have a guy in class who for money masturbated into ice-cream cone and than ate it. During class.[/QUOTE] .. How?

How could he even do it with people watching?

He had no shame.

[QUOTE=NoaJM;46155308].. How?[/QUOTE] Beats me, I have no idea. [QUOTE=Mysterious;46155339]How could he even do it with people watching?[/QUOTE] You'd be surprised by what this guy considered okay to do infront of people.

On Friday, my girlfriend came over, we went to Steak and Shake, and then we watched Bill Cosby. Live. And then yesterday, we went to Oktoberfest, Barnes and Noble, made our own version of Axis and Allies, played Lego Star Wars and then got halfway through Terminator 2. I am having a good time

This thread is nearly one year old. That's kinda crazy.

One year celebration of drama and rainbows.

I remember when Garry had put that stupid 1000 post limit on the threads and we'd get at least 2 new Gay threads every week.

We should totally throw giant ass party and get a huge rainbow coloured cake

TODAY IS A GRAND DAY FOR INDEPENDENCE! I... Have cooked my own bacon and eggs! Specifically scrambled eggs, cooked on some bacon grease, with pepper and salt, with a side of Bacon and Maple Sausage.