Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

I was sitting on one of those gay dating apps and a guy messaged me to sign up to be a porn model (lol, he wasn't looking close enough to his phone - or he was a robot). I went to the website anyway and now I have to ask this question: Ok what do I do I found a guy I kinda know sorta on a porn site and yeah I am not gonna go around telling everyone or anyone who would even know him remotely because he's a nice guy but this kinda thing I can't keep to myself (exactly why I don't want to tell anyone who might know him they'll be in the same boat and it'll just spread, obviously if you do porn you should be ok with that but still it's like gossip, it'll be laughing at him not with him and that ain't nice). Having said that, it is so funny watching him do the interview though in the trailer thing they've got. They gave him a porn alias and it's all lies but he's being serious about it it's cute. I kinda wish he was way better at porn than he is though, at least it's put me off any thought I ever had of doing porn (not that I had ever thought about it to start with) it looks soooo awkward.

Woke up like 7 times this night and now I feel pretty shit. That dream in my last half an hour of sleep didn't help either.

Ancestry discussion, now? Irish background :v:

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46171300]I was sitting on one of those gay dating apps and a guy messaged me to sign up to be a porn model (lol, he wasn't looking close enough to his phone - or he was a robot). I went to the website anyway and now I have to ask this question: Ok what do I do I found a guy I kinda know sorta on a porn site and yeah I am not gonna go around telling everyone or anyone who would even know him remotely because he's a nice guy but this kinda thing I can't keep to myself (exactly why I don't want to tell anyone who might know him they'll be in the same boat and it'll just spread, obviously if you do porn you should be ok with that but still it's like gossip, it'll be laughing at him not with him and that ain't nice). Having said that, it is so funny watching him do the interview though in the trailer thing they've got. They gave him a porn alias and it's all lies but he's being serious about it it's cute. I kinda wish he was way better at porn than he is though, at least it's put me off any thought I ever had of doing porn (not that I had ever thought about it to start with) it looks soooo awkward.[/QUOTE] There are two types of porn out there. The kind that someone makes with someone they love and it turns out super hot, making you rewatch over and over but is hard to find. Aaaand then there's the buckets porn that comes a dime a dozen that old 50 year old men have to watch just to get off at night where everything is clearly a cheesy act but hey, at least you see someone else fuck.

Half Italian and half Turkish right here.

Yo, no lie man, if you guys want to see some good movies check out bollywood. I mention every so often the movies we get over here in my theatre but seriously they're some of the best movies to watch. I've been telling all sorts of people this at the theatre and were seeing a slightly growth in popularity with them mostly thanks to me. We got a movie right now, called Bang-Bang and it's a perfect indian action movie. Over the fucking top action that makes no sense at all, exciting scenes, awesome music and shit it even has dance numbers in it. Like no lie when i say that most of the domestic films are kid shit compared to these movies. [URL]http://youtu.be/LRARHtMzZQE[/URL] damn media tags aren't working. Just hit dat link

[QUOTE=Davidn64;46171586]Half Italian and half Turkish right here.[/QUOTE] You: half italian, half turkish, living in germany Me: half italian, half italian, whole family tree is made up of italians, living in italy Why are my origins so lame ;_; i don't hate it tho, we have good food over here.

My family on my mums side apparently had people part of the Roma involved at some point so that could mean anything. But I'm part English, part Scottish, and part Irish so woo I guess :v:

Well let's see, my folks are Chilean, my grandparents are Chilean, pretty much everything about me reeks of Chile. Pure bloods coming thru'

[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;46171678]You: half italian, half turkish, living in germany Me: half italian, half italian, whole family tree is made up of italians, living in italy Why are my origins so lame ;_; i don't hate it tho, we have good food over here.[/QUOTE] You got the Italian blood, brother.

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;46167632]Didn't this come up some time ago, with him saying he really wanted to do another season?[/QUOTE] In all honesty I wasn't really paying attention, but I'm glad he stuck to the 25 years later ordeal.

Half Czech, half Turkish. Yes, I czeched my family tree properly, shut up.

My sad's side of the family are Russians descended from Ural Cossacks. My mother's side is a mix of Latvian, Kazakh and Russian. So yeah, My genes are good percentage Ruski, with a few bits of mad Mongol thrown in.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;46169862]Came out to my dad today. It went better than I ever could have hoped for. I was expecting him to not accept me, but he merely told me that in the end, all that matters to him is that I'm happy. I love my father.[/QUOTE] Congrats mate! I bet you feel like a huge weight has been lifted! Thats what i felt when i came out to the family.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46172039]But did you czech yourself before you rekt yourself?[/QUOTE] get out

I'm part Russian, part Estonian. Born and lived in Estonia until I moved out at 17.

I am very swedish.

Half irish and half german. Ain't that fun.

yo cat fight erupting up in this bitch, tickets 5 bucks a pop. No outside food or drink.

[QUOTE=Viva;46172282]yo cat fight erupting up in this bitch, tickets 5 bucks a pop. No outside food or drink.[/QUOTE] RIP HIS UNDIES OFF!

The fuck are you faggots on about?

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46172351]Making a parade. It involves you losing a tickle fight and viva being rich.[/QUOTE] I hate tickles :(

also undies getting torn off so I might gaze upon luscious man booty.

Don't you fucking dare get near me or I'll rip your weewee off and smack you with it >:I

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46172376]Refer to my avatar for burn/10[/QUOTE] Can someone in New Zealand slap this fucker for me?

pay my airfare and sure, i'll bring a sheep back for you.

I have few in mind. But knowing you, you'd love all of them.

Someone care to inform me exactly what the fuck is going on?

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46172402]Possibly.[/QUOTE] ... Why the fuck people like you have to live on the other side of the world?

Guys pls no bully, no fighting [img]http://i.imgur.com/OLFP28k.jpg[/img] rejoice