Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

fuck me i slashed my finger open with cardboard like first off how the fuck and second it stiiiings

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;46180897]fuck me i slashed my finger open with cardboard like first off how the fuck and second it stiiiings[/QUOTE] I hate that shit. Same happend to me with paper before. Now I'm such a wuss when I touch the paper

I've had both a paper cut and gash on my leg. The paper cut hurt worse.

it isn't even like a little paper cut its like 2x wider and blood and stuff :v:

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46180748][editline]8th October 2014[/editline] Oh [url=http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=553743]I dunno.[/url] At least he gets the good stuff.[/QUOTE] Hehehe I was just gearing up to post in defiance about this. Here's the secret: I get to keep every video in high definition that I want from the website. I still have them. I don't use the internet anymore for porn. I just go in to a folder entitled "backup" and then another entitled "autosave" and voila. Internet no longer required, uninstall internet, delete internet. It's kinda like why I pay for music or tv or movies or games instead of downloading them. Convenience, no pop ups, no internet history, full HD, no waiting for buffering.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46180937]Hehehe I was just gearing up to post in defiance about this. Here's the secret: I get to keep every video in high definition that I want from the website. I still have them. I don't use the internet anymore for porn. I just go in to a folder entitled "backup" and then another entitled "autosave" and voila. Internet no longer required, uninstall internet, delete internet. It's kinda like why I pay for music or tv or movies or games instead of downloading them. Convenience, no pop ups, no internet history, full HD, no waiting for buffering.[/QUOTE] Good on ya. Netflix is the only service I'm paying tho' for movies, still super good.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;46180897]fuck me i slashed my finger open with cardboard like first off how the fuck and second it stiiiings[/QUOTE] I've cut myself on cardboard like every day at work for the last 2 weeks or so. It's much worse than paper cuts. The cardboard is thicker so you feel it slide through you. I narrowly avoided getting a cardboard cut on the skin between 2 fingers which would have been agonizing.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;46181020]I've cut myself on cardboard like every day at work for the last 2 weeks or so. It's much worse than paper cuts. The cardboard is thicker so you feel it slide through you. I narrowly avoided getting a cardboard cut on the skin between 2 fingers which would have been agonizing.[/QUOTE] Ever heard of gloves? :v:

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46181079]Ever heard of gloves? :v:[/QUOTE] I've thought of that but I'd need to be taking them on and off too much to bother. And I fumble shit all the time with my normal hands.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;46181109]I've thought of that but I'd need to be taking them on and off too much to bother. And I fumble shit all the time with my normal hands.[/QUOTE] See, this is what destroys workplace ergonomics, PURE LAZINESS. Just save your hands the trouble man, nothing sucks more than accidentally slicing your hand up because you can't be arsed to use work gloves.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;46180897]fuck me i slashed my finger open with cardboard like first off how the fuck and second it stiiiings[/QUOTE] Evidently the blood god wanted more blood today, seeing as i managed to cut my fucking index finger with a knife.

Note to self never post crops of shitty furry comics ever again

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46182808]Note to self never post crops of shitty furry comics ever again[/QUOTE] Jesus you're negative

[QUOTE=redback3;46182818]Jesus you're negative[/QUOTE] I ain't the one taking a sarcastic post way too seriously

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46182873]I ain't the one taking a sarcastic post way too seriously[/QUOTE] Note to self never take Batmoutarde seriously ever again.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46182873]I ain't the one taking a sarcastic post way too seriously[/QUOTE] way to bring it up way to late now i mean really

[img]http://i.imgur.com/MOWH1sE.gif[/img] [editline]8th October 2014[/editline] oops, merge.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46182908]Note to self never take Batmoutarde seriously ever again.[/QUOTE] I thought that was implied ?

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46182873]I ain't the one taking a sarcastic post way too seriously[/QUOTE] Huh

-sniperoo this isn't the thread for this-

This thread is allergic to porn.

[QUOTE=Nightfury;46183361]This thread is allergic to porn.[/QUOTE] Then try the Hot Guys thread.

I went into a place that has a "NOW HIRING" sign on the window. "Are you guys taking applications right now?" "No, we won't be hiring until March." [B]WHAT.[/B]

Just had a spontaneous, 5 minute hailstorm outside. What the fuck England.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;46183425]I went into a place that has a "NOW HIRING" sign on the window. "Are you guys taking applications right now?" "No, we won't be hiring until March." [B]WHAT.[/B][/QUOTE] If that happens to me, I usually think it's because they don't like my face.

[QUOTE=sa2fan;46183449]If that happens to me, I usually think it's because they don't like my face.[/QUOTE] I'm still pissed about that. Why the fuck have a sign that contradicts what's actually going on? To make people feel like idiots?

[QUOTE=Mysterious;46183463]I'm still pissed about that. Why the fuck have a sign that contradicts what's actually going on? To make people feel like idiots?[/QUOTE] Did you bother questioning them about it?

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46183477]Did you bother questioning them about it?[/QUOTE] I probably should've, but the last time I did that they just went "Oh we forgot we had that there" and it got really uncomfortable and awkward after that. Like, how could you be dumb enough to fucking forget that you have a sign offering people JOBS? I figured it probably wasn't gonna be worth the explanation if they're just gonna reject it like that anyway.

I need a job as well, bad times, not sure what I'm doing etc.

Things are tough all over, man