• Awful Comic Book Sins Of The Century
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[QUOTE=Dark-S;40869337]Just gonna leave this here and go... [IMG]http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/6342/21_DEADPOOL_CORPS_1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Guys, you don't really need to know more other than that image was signed by Liefeld which means the comic was drawn by him which means UGHGHGHG
[QUOTE=G-Strogg;40877569]Guys, you don't really need to know more other than that image was signed by Liefeld which means the comic was drawn by him which means UGHGHGHG[/QUOTE]Liefeld actually created Deadpool. Granted, Liefeld envisioned him as Marvel's Deathstroke and it wasn't until later that he developed into his current persona, but that evolution still has roots that leads back to his father. Why do you think Deadpool has oddly colored dialog bubbles and impossible anatomy as ingrained character traits? [editline]1:31[/editline] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/uhEBNip.jpg[/thumb] [img]http://i.imgur.com/gASEF6m.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/a40CPNW.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=megafat;40870111]RIP AND TEAR![/QUOTE]reposting [img]http://files.1337upload.net/BatNTear.png[/img]
What the fuck, Where did this idea even come from? [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5b/Superman_%26_Batman_vs._Aliens_%26_Predator_-_cover.jpg[/IMG]
Another series of [url=http://www.cracked.com/article/209_6-hilarious-attempts-at-brainwashing-kids-with-comic-books/]weird comics courtesy of cracked[/url]... There's some funny stuff in there like a Marvel tribute to teachers, which while a laudable objective went completely bizarre, the Kool-aid man in his own promotional feature, or some sort of marketing for the TurboGrafx-16. Yeah. [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/3/2/9132.jpg?v=1[/img] [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/3/4/9134.jpg?v=1[/img] Kool-aid man's a pedo [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/2/0/9120.jpg?v=1[/img] Buy our console! [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/5/0/9150.jpg?v=1[/img] [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/5/1/9151.jpg?v=1[/img] Some alcoholism PSA's out of NWT Canada featuring a superhero appropriately named Al Cohol. [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/0/8/9108.jpg?v=1[/img] [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/0/9/9109.jpg?v=1[/img] The intrepid hero has several problems including but not limited too Girlfriends getting randomly run over in a stampede [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/1/1/9111.jpg?v=1[/img] Accidentally hitting a switch while drunk that killed everyone [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/1/2/9112.jpg?v=1[/img] and hits rock bottom by stealing wallets to fund his habit [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/1/4/9114.jpg?v=1[/img] The crowning achievement of all this was from a political oriented one for Republican pundits. I wish I was kidding about this- and apparently it wasn't some parody either. This was a "what if" scenario where no good liberals won the 2000 elections. So apparently Al Gore was the worst thing to happen to the US. In the process the Democrats apparently create a one-party state thanks to their rigid control of the education system where a whole generation of youth were indoctrinated to accept lies like science. In the far off year of 2021 (this was published in 2004), the United States has devolved into a dystopian state, having been destroyed by bleeding heart liberals who sell out the US's sovereignty to the United Nations. Liberty has died! So there is no war on terror, rather kowtowing Osama as you can see with President Chelsea Clinton and her VP Michael Moore! Yup, on the 20th anniversary of the 9/11, the peaceniks are ready to accept a "truce" from Bin Laden, who'll apologize for everything. [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/2/2/9122.jpg?v=1[/img] The comic's plot centers around the American everyman, fittingly a white guy named "Reagan McGee". Here's one moment where Fox News is closed by the Liberal Fascist government, though officially they only "closed". Fittingly, Reagan was born on 9/11 so he's got big things ahead of him. [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/2/3/9123.jpg?v=1[/img] Reagan falls in line with some underline group of "Patriots", better known as G. Gordon Liddy and Sean Hannity. That's them here. [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/2/1/9121.jpg?v=1[/img] Baldy is Liddy and the guy with black hair is Hannity. Looking good for 2021, considering they're already old now. They're both talk pundits tied to Fox in someway, Hannity is better known nowadays but Liddy was tied up in the watergate mess (being a "plumber" for Nixon to do stuff), and much like Oliver North found a career as a political analyst. [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/2/8/9128.jpg?v=1[/img] So Reagan has to find these guys who tell him that in fact Osama's going to set off a nuke in NYC as his final revenge! Those no good liberals are soooo hellbent on peace they won't stop him! So it's up to Hannity and Libby to kick some Liberal ass. [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/2/4/9124.jpg?v=1[/img] Hannity has a cybernetic arm that shoots out electricity or some business. [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/2/5/9125.jpg?v=1[/img] G. Gordon Liddy turns into the Punisher. [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/2/6/9126.jpg?v=1[/img] And here's them killing some cops. [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/2/7/9127.jpg?v=1[/img] Young Reagan'll save America from those pesky jack-booted liberal fascists. And their terrorist allies.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;40773516][img]http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/boner_2.gif[/img] Moving on.[/QUOTE] reminds me of a Hardy Boys book where one of the chapters was called "A Big Boner." Where are the days where gay and boner were ordinary words that meant happy and mistake? For Harry the boner was complete torture, agonizing pain after he slipped on the peel, but for his prankers it was quite a gay boner indeed!
What is that Regan thing called?
[IMG]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/032011/batman-shoulder.jpg[/IMG] Smoochy... Batman had some awkward unintended sexual moments. Or were they? [editline]3rd June 2013[/editline] [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__I9AZVQ7zZM/TQVlChLNWJI/AAAAAAAAARA/-0GuVbDrD08/s640/Batman+Streets+of+Gotham+11+by+Dustin+Nguyen.jpg[/IMG] A chap by the name of Dustin Nguyen is responsible for this atrocity.
[QUOTE=download;40885458]What is that Regan thing called?[/QUOTE] Whoops, forgot to put that in there. It's "[url=http://www.accstudios.com/]Liberality for All[/url]".
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;40861533]god, product placement is awkward.[/QUOTE] It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.
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[QUOTE=Griffster26;40891353]It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.[/QUOTE] Money and ethics. Bad combination.
[IMG]http://superdickery.com/images/stories/oneshot/smartbombstudios-justice.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://superdickery.com/images/stories/oneshot/1007supermathematics1iw.jpg[/IMG] The writers on the other hand don't seem to know even normal mathematics.
[IMG]http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/collectorsdestination/gambit.jpg[/IMG] Is that supposed to be Gambit? A crystal meth addict comes to mind. Artists like this should be tied to a chair and stabbed with their own pencils.
[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;40783799]i can't help but read this in mark hamill's voice and it's pretty great[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;P2D04ucZuic]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2D04ucZuic[/video] Have some DK2. [QUOTE][IMG]http://wtfdccomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dark-knight-strikes-again-art.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2504/4054131575_916d4692f9_o.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2009/12/youngsters-456.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][IMG]http://www.comicsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/DK21_page58_DK22_page34.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3477/4054874378_12458b118f.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][IMG]http://www.cosmicteams.com/legion/img/elseworlds/batman-strikes1.jpg[/IMG] [I]​this is the joker[/I][/QUOTE] And this isn't even scratching the surface.
[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;40867652]Batman Odyssey is just such a bizarre goldmine, it really is[/QUOTE] [img]http://pics.livejournal.com/icon_uk/pic/006sg3bx[/img] [img]http://pics.livejournal.com/icon_uk/pic/006shy89[/img] [img]http://pics.livejournal.com/icon_uk/pic/006sk8d0[/img]
[QUOTE=MercZ;40880980] [img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/2/4/9124.jpg?v=1[/img][/QUOTE] sgt rex power colt
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kt5nWp7.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fDKGv05.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Nt2sJka.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SwZguuT.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hlvEA9H.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m64yto67X41r8zpcro1_500.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5sDMF4A.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pZzrwjq.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/T7rPIxU.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eAdBytx.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/q8wwEd5.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Nt2sJka.jpg[/IMG] I see. Artist with issues^^
How could anyone forget the Spider-Man and Jay Leno crossover?! [IMG]http://ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ughleno.jpg[/IMG] The comic's called "One Night Only" if you're curious.
I love Superman and Batman, they being my favorite superheroes (even if they are generic choices). And all these comic sins are funny as hell, but they do make me cringe when I see my favorite heroes in a compromising, homoerotic position. And all of these comic book sins just serve to tarnish that which is otherwise masterful. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/q8wwEd5.png[/IMG] He just stand there with stoney, humorless glare as if he accepts this as his fate and makes no attempt to get out. It's so silly.
Anyone got a comic where Shadow The Hedgehog dress up as a girl and knuckle thought it was an actual girl?
I's very surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet... [IMG]http://pbmo.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/archie-meets-the-punisher-covers.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/Archie%20Punisher%202.JPG[/IMG]
please tell me that somebody gets killed in that crossover
[QUOTE=Ermac20;40798498][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/tumblr_mj9lkwSrGo1s14luto1_500.png[/IMG] :v:[/QUOTE]WHAT IS THIS COMIC, I HAVE TO KNOW! Google didn't turn up anything, and I've been searching for a half an hour. :(
[QUOTE=NecroBiologist;40969179]please tell me that somebody gets killed in that crossover[/QUOTE] No, the guy Punisher's hunting gets taken away by the government. And then this happens. [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/s45th1.jpg[/IMG] -The implied Batman/Punisher crossover actually happened. Right after this one came out.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;40773516][img]http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/boner_2.gif[/img] Moving on.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.comicbooktidbits.com/BATMAN%20BATTLES%20JOKER_files/image025.jpg[/img]
who could forget kevin smith's awful batman run the widening gyre, where poison ivy gets batman high: [img]http://puu.sh/3egfZ[/img] and where he alters one of batman's origin stories to make the cape crusader wet himself: [t]http://i.imgur.com/5ys7bFO.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Demon!;41010839] [t]http://i.imgur.com/5ys7bFO.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] "Yeah, yeah, yeah. C'mon."
[QUOTE=Demon!;40870434] [IMG]http://www.silenthillmemories.net/publications/comics/pics/the_grinning_man.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] This gun wielding maniac has no place in silent hill, I know this eve though I only played silent hill for 10 minutes and the atmospheric sounds and shit made me quit.
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