I've got the cover art and all for my idea (yes, I made it).
[IMG_thumb]http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll230/dannystorm/PedXingMoviePoster.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
So get this.
It's about this road.
And these people.
And these kids.
These kids are playing Hungry Hungry Hippos inside, and they hear the ice cream truck drive past. They go running outside wanting to get some ice cream and stuff, right?
They run to the end of their driveway getting ready to go running after the truck, right?
There's a fucking bear at the other end of the road, just staring them down. Yes, a bear. I shit you not.
They're both waiting for the other to cross. The kids want to go to the other end of the street to get to the ice cream truck, but the bear wants to get to the kids.
After an hour and a half of that, the bear decides he'll get the kids. So he runs down the road.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E14kNqMwD6s[/media]
We're over due for another anti-war movie.
How about one that encompasses a soldier that had fought in [insert war here] and the movie centers around his every day life with a newly wed wife and living in Suburbia USA. But throughout the film, the viewer would be able to see pieces of his experiences in the war as the character lives on his life and slowly regresses to a more saddened state. To the climax of his depression the viewer could be revealed the most fitting piece of what had caused him to be depressed.
Some dumb blonde on vacation hits some stranger in the middle of the road lightly, he's bleeding and he cant walk, the nearest hospital is like 3 hours away and he's in great pain. The woman drives the man to her cabin on private property so she can treat the stranger.
But here's the twist.
He escaped death row and is running from the police.
The woman then finds out that he's crazy and tries to play it cool.
Then the police show up just to tell her about some missing dog on her property, the convict kills the 2 police with an axe or some sharp object (I don't even know) and suspects that the woman used "Some mind-talking power" to call the police.
The convict then takes the woman hostage and threatens to tear up her insides if she uses her so called "Mind powers" again.
3 other policemen then search for the 2 policemen because they have lost contact with them. He knock on the door, the convict cuts them up, and the man cut off both of her hands for "using her powers again"
Turns out that one other policeman was watching his coworkers get slaughtered from his squad car and reports this.
A whole fuckton of cops go to the house and the convict finally kills the woman for using he mind powers again.
This is where shit gets scary.
The convict skins the woman's skin, and then [b]skins himself[/b] and switches skin.
He then poses as her and says that the person that kept her hostage killed himself.
I dunno how he escapes. I'm still thinking of that.
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Sorry for my grammar and spelling issues. I'm typing on my iPod and it's a bitch to do so.
A superhero movie where the hero is a bear. Just a bear. Not even smarter than the average bear. It just happens to maul a criminal and gets branded a vigilante.
One where four kids have to save a mindblowing fantasy world they're unexpectedly thrust into.
CGI, made by Pixar.
[editline]21st February 2011[/editline]
And no I don't mean homestuck : the movie
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;28191452]We're over due for another anti-war movie.
How about one that encompasses a soldier that had fought in [insert war here] and the movie centers around his every day life with a newly wed wife and living in Suburbia USA. But throughout the film, the viewer would be able to see pieces of his experiences in the war as the character lives on his life and slowly regresses to a more saddened state. To the climax of his depression the viewer could be revealed the most fitting piece of what had caused him to be depressed.[/QUOTE]
The Shit (Hurt) Locker just came out two years ago. That piece of shit managed to win Best Picture. We haven't needed an anti-war film since Full Metal Jacket, but someone insisted on making THL. I'd say wait another 20 years at least.
I want a movie about what would happen if John Lennon had lived.
[QUOTE=Pops;28202699]The Shit (Hurt) Locker just came out two years ago. That piece of shit managed to win Best Picture. We haven't needed an anti-war film since Full Metal Jacket, but someone insisted on making THL. I'd say wait another 20 years at least.[/QUOTE]
The Hurt Locker wasn't an anti-war movie, it was right smack dab in the middle between pro-war and anti-war.
A movie where some fucked up space events happen that trigger Earth's gravity to reverse. Shit goes up instead of down. People live next to chandeliers. Oh, and if you were outside at the time of reversal, you go up and freeze to death before even leaving the atmosphere.
Anyway, I bet this gravity reversal thing is probably done in some fucking movie somewhere. If not, then it could make for a good post-apocalyptic storyline that deviates from the usual "zomg oceans overflowing" bullshit.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;28192072]
The convict skins the woman's skin, and then [b]skins himself[/b] and switches skin.
He then poses as her and says that the person that kept her hostage killed himself.
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I'm just imagining this and tears are streaming down my face from the laughter
[QUOTE=fenwick;28202889]The Hurt Locker wasn't an anti-war movie, it was right smack dab in the middle between pro-war and anti-war.[/QUOTE]
Nowhere does that film show that it is pro-war. Plus, Bigelow is a Democrat and anti-war.
[QUOTE=Pops;28202699]The Shit (Hurt) Locker just came out two years ago. That piece of shit managed to win Best Picture. We haven't needed an anti-war film since Full Metal Jacket, but someone insisted on making THL. I'd say wait another 20 years at least.[/QUOTE]
God the hurt locker was such a piece of shit. I still can't believe it was nominated let alone won anything.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;28202863]I want a movie about what would happen if John Lennon had lived.[/QUOTE]
The people who own his likeness wouldn't make as much money and life would go on as normal.
[QUOTE=mastermaul;28204534]The people who own his likeness wouldn't make as much money and life would go on as normal.[/QUOTE]
I don't think so. I think cool stuff woulda happened. I sometimes wonder about how he would have used the internet.
Kind of a mix between The Hangover and Groundhog Day.
A guy around 25 years old has a fairly boring life. He wakes up one morning after an ordinary day to find that he is in the same day. He freaks out and we get some laughs in his confusion. He wakes up the next day to find out it's still the same day.
2 years later and he's still living the same day. He does whatever the hell he wants. Robs a bank, punches his boss, makes sexes everyone. The next day he wakes up to find it's the next day! He then spends the day with lots of crazy stuff happening based on what he did the day before. Much of which he forgets because he doesnt really pay much attention and he was kind of drunk. After surviving the day avoiding people and people trying to arrest/kill/love him he goes to bed. He wakes up the next day and finds out it's the same day as before. He says something like "Oh shit!" Movie ends. Hilarity ensures. Also it's a comedy.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;28204358]God the hurt locker was such a piece of shit. I still can't believe it was nominated let alone won anything.[/QUOTE]
lmbo
[QUOTE=lou god;28209618]lmbo[/QUOTE]
bad acting, bad characters, ham fisted dialogue
the 'plot' a bunch of scenes clumsily slapped together with little to no flow
terrible action that wasn't at all gripping and i was never made to care for the characters in the slightest
the 'amazing' sniper scene passed me by without me even realising THAT was 'the' sniper scene
and not to mention a stupid fucking ending.
even fucking jarhead was better than this piece of garbage.
A teen comedy about an awkward nerdy kid struggling to get through highschool trying to get laid, but a plot twist comes in when he realises that all his teachers and classmates are, in fact, [i]bears.[/i]
[QUOTE=Rusty100;28209656]bad acting, bad characters, ham fisted dialogue
the 'plot' a bunch of scenes clumsily slapped together with little to no flow
terrible action that wasn't at all gripping and i was never made to care for the characters in the slightest
the 'amazing' sniper scene passed me by without me even realising THAT was 'the' sniper scene
and not to mention a stupid fucking ending.
even fucking jarhead was better than this piece of garbage.[/QUOTE]
Jarhead was fucking awesome, and this movie isn't bad either?
When did Rottentomatoes hire you?
[QUOTE=Rusty100;28209656]bad acting, bad characters, ham fisted dialogue
the 'plot' a bunch of scenes clumsily slapped together with little to no flow
terrible action that wasn't at all gripping and i was never made to care for the characters in the slightest
the 'amazing' sniper scene passed me by without me even realising THAT was 'the' sniper scene
and not to mention a stupid fucking ending.
even fucking jarhead was better than this piece of garbage.[/QUOTE]
i'd say that the anticlimaxes in some of the scenes and at the end of the movie says something about the war in iraq and war in general. the movie's gritty and tense because that's what war really is. in war there's never one big final showdown like you see in other hollywood war movies, just scary, merciless conflicts. the hurt locker portrays this well. jarhead tried to show this too.
you may not have been gripped by the movie but that's just because of your tastes in film. the hurt locker really did deserve to win best picture.
i can watch inglorious basterds and enjoy war, but i can watch the hurt locker and attempt to understand it.
[QUOTE=lou god;28214355]i'd say that the anticlimaxes in some of the scenes and at the end of the movie says something about the war in iraq and war in general. the movie's gritty and tense because that's what war really is. in war there's never one big final showdown like you see in other hollywood war movies, just scary, merciless conflicts. the hurt locker portrays this well. jarhead tried to show this too.
you may not have been gripped by the movie but that's just because of your tastes in film. the hurt locker really did deserve to win best picture.
i can watch inglorious basterds and enjoy war, but i can watch the hurt locker and attempt to understand it.[/QUOTE]
the only thing i got out at the end of the hurt locker was that "we're fighting in the wrong place/shit's overreacted to/gtfo"
Actually, a Halo movie would be fairly decent. The story is bloody amazing! It is truely an epic tale of mankind's survival and the struggle to become a dominant species.
That or Half Life, albeit Gordon's catchphrase would be:
"..."
:v:
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;28134310]It's like Citizen Kane except instead of being a newspaper tycoon, Mr. Kane is a porn star, and instead of dying as a lonely old man, he just fucks more chicks.[/QUOTE]
Boogie Nights
[QUOTE=Hiccuper;28210241]A teen comedy about an awkward nerdy kid struggling to get through highschool trying to get laid, but a plot twist comes in when he realises that all his teachers and classmates are, in fact, [i]bears.[/i][/QUOTE]
Now all we need is a title...
BRAINSTORM PEOPLE, BRAINSTORM!
The story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin- from the point of view of the rats. The twist is we find out at the end that the rats followed the Pied Piper because he promised to bring them juicy little children to eat later.
There's this tree living happily with the snowy pines in Northern American. However, one fateful day he witnesses his entire family being massacred by Canadian Lumberjacks and thus begins his tale of bitter vengence and loss.
After arming himself with replicas of ancient roman weaponry nerf guns he attempts to storm lumberjack encampments and bring an end to their tyranny over the forests. On his journey he picks up followers and companions to join his cause. These include:
- A time travelling hippie from the future
- An abandoned Macintosh that has gain sentience
- THE Big Foot
- A thawed French explorer frozen in ice for 300 years
Their tale climaxes into an assault on the lumberjack castle in an attempt to take down the lumberjack king. It is there that we learn that our hero is actually adopted and is not actually a tree; rather he is just a human covered in mud and leaves. In fact, he is actually the long lost prince of the lumberjacks when the lumberjack queen became lost in the forests while with child and gave birth alone, dying shortly after. This is what drove the lumberjack king to wage war against the forests to aveng his wife and unborn child. After meeting with each other our hero and the lumberjack king reconcile and they all live happily ever after.
But they still log the forest because we need timber and stuff.
Alright heres my idea.
Conflict involving boy and girl who are obviously in love.
[b]EXPLOSIONS[/b]
Epic scene involving lovers.
[b]EXPLOSIONS[/b]
Tragic event occurring to everyone but lovers.
[b]MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSIONS[/b]
No particular reason.
An animated film (possibly japanese style animation, the cool kind like akira not the gay chibi stuff like naruto) it would be a very dark film about an organisim (possibly from space?) that immeditaley bonds to anything it touches and can absorb any living organisims and gain there knowledge. It would grow huge taking over whole citys and it would just be a huge shapless lump of flesh, vains, and various organs. It would absorb people by grasping them with tentacles and pulling them in. The creature would become smart enough to psycically communicate with people. It would communicate with a person of high power and spare there life in return they would give the creature millitary protection and he would become the creatures puppet. The movie would focus on rebels aginst the creature and against the millitary. The movie is science fiction so there would be cool futuristic scenery, weapons, drugs, etc.
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[editline]23rd February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=darcy010;28204976]Kind of a mix between The Hangover and Groundhog Day.
A guy around 25 years old has a fairly boring life. He wakes up one morning after an ordinary day to find that he is in the same day. He freaks out and we get some laughs in his confusion. He wakes up the next day to find out it's still the same day.
2 years later and he's still living the same day. He does whatever the hell he wants. Robs a bank, punches his boss, makes sexes everyone. The next day he up to find it's the next day! He then spends the day with lots of crazy stuff happening based on what he did the day before. Much of which he forgets because he doesnt really pay much attention and he was kind of drunk. After surviving the day avoiding people and people trying to arrest/kill/love him he goes to bed. He wakes up the next day and finds out it's the same day as before. He says something like "Oh shit!" Movie ends. Hilarity ensures. Also it's a comedy.[/QUOTE] great idea =D
[QUOTE=Hiccuper;28210241]A teen comedy about an awkward nerdy kid struggling to get through highschool trying to get laid, but a plot twist comes in when he realises that all his teachers and classmates are, in fact, [i]bears.[/i][/QUOTE]
best one so far
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[QUOTE=Vince W/Shamwow;28227717]Alright heres my idea.
Conflict involving boy and girl who are obviously in love.
[b]EXPLOSIONS[/b]
Epic scene involving lovers.
[b]EXPLOSIONS[/b]
Tragic event occurring to everyone but lovers.
[b]MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSIONS[/b]
No particular reason.[/QUOTE]
the formula for every single one of his movies
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