• I woke up at the wrong time...
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That's icky.
I bet he continued when you faced away.
Too bad you didn't have an air horn close by......you could have placed it about a foot from his ear and scared the shit out of him.
Because pizzas are sexy
One time I woke up with my black cat on my face, and I thought it was night time so I went back to sleep. I have asthma. I coughed and rolled over and my cat decided she wanted to take out her claws and tapdance on my face. It hurt :smith:
Lol "Ummm... I made pizza"
Maybe you misunderstood and he was making flour for his very own pizza
Should have grabbed his dick
Was it all a bit too premature?
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Pizzafappe.jpg[/img] :v:
Maybe he used pizza to masturbate and later ate it?
i've woken up to my roommate peeing in our trashcan. not as bad, though.
I remember my first beer.
[QUOTE=ashxu;21711534]Should of joined in[/QUOTE] I am so tired of this exact same reply. "Hurr durr you should've joined in xD!!!!11" Wasn't funny the first time it was said.
You: :byodood: Roommate: :flashfap:
Did you eat the pizza?
Should've slapped him and said, "BITCH KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY PIZZA"
[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;21716950]Who the fuck jacks off and eats at the same time.[/QUOTE] Someone who feeds her penis. Someone who feeds her penis [i]wet gooey pleasure.[/i]
[QUOTE=Sharker;21718541]Should have grabbed his dick[/QUOTE] Then stuffed it in your mouth. Hooottttt. Feel it slide down your throattttt.
I once woke up and saw my roommate on the ground with printed pokeporn in his hands and semen on his stomach. I asked him if I could borrow the porn.
ITT: Unfunny threads get funny ratings when poorly drawn MS Paint pictures are added.
Reminds me of the scene from Dodgeball when Ben Stiller masterbates by stuffing pizza down his pants. Someone post the video.
[QUOTE=K1ngo64;21744243]Reminds me of the scene from Dodgeball when Ben Stiller masterbates by stuffing pizza down his pants. Someone post the video.[/QUOTE] Ew, hell no.
At least he wasn't staring at you and eating pizza/masturbating.
Should've gotten out slowly without making a sound, creep up on him, Suddenly push your hands down onto his shoulders and yell very loudly "[B][I][U]WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY PIZZAAA?"[/U][/I][/B]
Was he hot?
Kill him.
Kill him. [editline]11:55AM[/editline] :bandwagon:
Pizza in one hand cock in the other? That guy knows how to wank alright. Give him credit, don't be a prude.
Well at least he had ranch on the pizza
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