• I woke up at the wrong time...
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It's the night of the living tossers
I am eating my pizza right now. But I can't get this fucking image of my roommate, fapping to cheap fat-porn movies with it on his hand, then jizzing all over it... fuck you sir i'm not hungry anymore
[QUOTE=HeavyMtl123;21754724]It's the night of the living tossers[/QUOTE] You gormless TOSSER!
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;21741016]I once woke up and saw my roommate on the ground with printed pokeporn in his hands and semen on his stomach. I asked him if I could borrow the porn.[/QUOTE] your avatar fits
[QUOTE=kayOkay;21711514]Wah... Bad... bad... But when I read I thought he was actually going to jizz on your pizza or something...[/QUOTE] It would be like Tabasco only more SPICEH.
[QUOTE=Nexosz;21754804]I am eating my pizza right now. But I can't get this fucking image of my roommate, fapping to cheap fat-porn movies with it on his hand, then jizzing all over it... fuck you sir i'm not hungry anymore[/QUOTE] I'll give you a 20 if you eat it.
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