give them shovels and tell them to go dig a hole while you get another beer
Sell them on ebay like this guy
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[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;24251088]
[sp]This isn't a good idea[/sp]
[/QUOTE]
I disagree about that idea, :iia:
My night of horror.
4pm: Tell kids you are ordering them pizza for tea.
5pm: Go to PIZZA HUT and order what they want, tell them to put jalapenos in the stuffed crust.
6pm: Eat pizza quietly, watch the lolz.
6:10pm: when they refuse to eat it, tell them that they don't get dessert.
6:20pm: Run into their rooms, make a poster saying SANTA ISN'T REAL!.
6:30pm: go out, if they have eaten it, give them choco ice-cream or something, if they don't tell them to go watch tv. After they eat the ice-cream tell them to watch TV. The ice-cream is supposed to gain their trust.
6:40pm: put in the Halloween DVD ( the recent one)
6:45pm-8:30pm: Scar children.
If they leave at any time, tell them to go to bed.(listen to screams)
Run in and grab poster and destroy it, burn it preferably.
2am: Burst into room with chainsaw and hockey mask.
3am: go outside and collect worms and non-poisonous bugs
3:30am: put them in each others beds.
Sounds wonderful eh?
Sleep soundly, during this entire time let the little girl sleep soundly, don't scar her yet.
[QUOTE=beanhead;24251349]Cut the power and then start making weird noises[/QUOTE]
I think I acted like Woody was chucky when I did something similar. Only problem now is we stabbed it, so I messed up a classic woody doll.
:frown:
The sister's a dear, apparently so don't hurt her. Basically, get her and you to play against them in a beyblades match and whoever loses has to cut off their arm.
[QUOTE=CactusCocktail;24250650]So, currently, I am out of town, visiting with my dad. My dad is a paraplegic, and I love him to death. I'm his only child, but recently, he came across a lady friend. While I'm happy for him, I have no idea what he sees in her. Picture a cross between a bus and a hippo, with a vagina.
Anyways, she has three kids, a thirteen year old boy, a seven year old boy, and a three year old girl. From what I've heard the girl is a total sweetheart, but the boys are complete brats because they're mom has no control. I have even been given permission to clock the boys if they cross me.
I have one night to pull jokes, and freak out these kids. What should I do?
tldr; I'm stuck with a couple of brats, what should I do?[/QUOTE]
Read them creepypasta and show them spengbab.
[i]Fucking SPENGBAB...[/i]
Edit: just wear a gas mask in their room at night, and stand over one of them.
Tie them up and rape them repeatedly
:dance:
Whatever they want give them the opposite.
[QUOTE=The Aussie;24251477]4pm: Tell kids you are ordering them pizza for tea.
[/QUOTE]
Who's tea?
On a more mature note: Are you preparing to hate them already? Give them a chance.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;24251586]
On a more mature note: Are you preparing to hate them already? Give them a chance.[/QUOTE]
I am giving them a chance, but it's slowly wearing out. Mostly because they were fighting in the house, and not only is there no room for that, but the older one tried to drop kick his brother.
Feed them candy.
Tell them there will be pizza for supper if they keep quiet all day
[editline]02:13AM[/editline]
Well, atleast they wont bother you
Don't be the immature one here, lead by example. Be like a really awesome big brother (even if your dad isn't at that stage yet) and just be cool. If you play some cool video games, order some pizza, or hang out with them and show them that there are other ways to have fun rather than being an annoying prick, you'll earn both their, and the adults respect.
First of all, for those of you who don't know, I am a female.
Me and my uncle just annihilated them in a water gun match, like he used to do to me. They had fun, but were embarrassed at the same time.
Case closed.
[QUOTE=CactusCocktail;24252979]First of all, for those of you who don't know, I am a female.
Me and my uncle just annihilated them in a water gun match, like he used to do to me. They had fun, but were embarrassed at the same time.
Case closed.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]water gun match[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a good idea.
[QUOTE=CactusCocktail;24252979]First of all, for those of you who don't know, I am a female.
Me and my uncle just annihilated them in a water gun match, like he used to do to me. They had fun, but were embarrassed at the same time.
Case closed.[/QUOTE]
Put on a white tank-top(bra optional), blast chest with water and show to oldest child
paintball em'
Get a halloween mask and chase them around the goddamn house.
Tell them fuckers that Commrade Kommy will come and exicute them in thief sleep.
No really, hang em by thier toe nails.
HK-47 Is more efficient Meatbag
Tell them this:
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
[editline]09:49PM[/editline]
Or this:
Ascendo tuum
Tell them if they're bad Bubba has blue balls
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God damn brats
[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;24251088]At 3: am, when the kid is asleep, open his door, put your naked ass next to his face, slap him until he rolls over, release a massive shit all over the kids face, laugh as he screams with shit all over his face, record it, post it to his facebook and show all his friends.
[sp]This isn't a good idea[/sp]
[editline]05:00PM[/editline]
Oh, other idea, when he's sleeping, kick open his door, and start firing off a cap gun, and watch him shit hard.
or tie them up and make them watch Dead Space and Bioshock. Scared the shit out of my brother.[/QUOTE]
:cawg: XD Thats hilarious,
if they try to pass kick them in the balls.
Luagh as they cry then they won't [i] fuck with you [/i].
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;24250856]Show them [B]your[/B] gay furry porn.[/QUOTE]
Fixed
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