A hooker took a shit outside my work. - General

[QUOTE=Super_Poo;26521687]Shit thread.[/QUOTE] Name fits beautifully.

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keep your current avatar cause from now on your a recognized user.

[QUOTE=Griml3xx;26521350] [img_thumb]http://i51.tinypic.com/uwppc.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] That's a women?!

Oo contains leaked security camera picture. I'm gonna inform wikileaks.

What convience store has 30$ wages?

I might take a close up pic of her tonight, if she's around. Not sure, don't wanna scare half of facepunch to death.

Think it might be wort the scare. Use flash :v:

[QUOTE=Tudd;26522197]What convience store has 30$ wages?[/QUOTE] Alot of factors apply here : My age, the fact that I'm a manager on casual rates (not salary) the fact that we're privately owned and not a 7/11 or an IGA that pays minimum wage (which in Australia for my age is about $19.40 anyway) which would go up again to about $23 after midnight.

[QUOTE=Griml3xx;26522223]Alot of factors apply here : My age, the fact that I'm a manager on casual rates (not salary) the fact that we're privately owned and not a 7/11 or an IGA that pays minimum wage (which in Australia for my age is about $19.40 anyway) which would go up again to about $23 after midnight.[/QUOTE] Ahh Australian, makes sense. EDIT Kangaroo point......... Makes alot more sense now.

[QUOTE=BreenIsALie;26522216]Think it might be wort the scare. Use flash :v:[/QUOTE] It will be with my camera phone, which is half decent (what the main picture was taken with) I'll just need to take the picture inside the store. I start in 4 hours time. [editline]6th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Tudd;26522244]Ahh Australian, makes sense. EDIT Kangaroo point......... Makes alot more sense now.[/QUOTE] Haha yeah, K-Point : Where the junkies live and the hookers shit.

Wait, Your story doesn't make sence? You got to work at 10pm, and she had a shit at 10am?

[QUOTE=cr2142;26522633]Wait, Your story doesn't make sence? You got to work at 10pm, and she had a shit at 10am?[/QUOTE] I can't rate you bad spelling or bad reading, so have a box. Like I've previously posted.... It's a 24 hour store, Yes I start at 10pm and she did the shit around 10:20am. I found out that night what happened. I wasn't there when it happened, nor would I have cleaned it up if I was.

Godamn At least your job has some variety, eh?

Fucking sexy.

Did she wipe? I know shes scum, but who'd want to have sex with something that'd smell like shit? Other than those into scat.

This thread ruined my chocolate ice cream for me. :(

[QUOTE=Elstumpo;26522894]Did she wipe? I know shes scum, but who'd want to have sex with something that'd smell like shit? Other than those into scat.[/QUOTE] Her fist. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw[/media]

[QUOTE=SHoGuNNeR;26522936]This thread ruined my chocolate ice cream for me. :([/QUOTE] ruined my brownies i just made :(

What a classy broad.

Why does shit like this make Australia look like a worse place than it really is?

Are they sure it was a shit? It might be some fucked up hooker baby!

[QUOTE=IForgotPassword;26523616]Why does shit like this make Australia look like a worse place than it really is?[/QUOTE] Australia is great and Brisbane is a great city but this particular suburb is like the anus of Australia (literally it now seems) [QUOTE=mrfrogurt;26523668]Are they sure it was a shit? It might be some fucked up hooker baby![/QUOTE] We joked about that at work, that it was some fucked up baby from last years clients... have a winner.

Oh my :worried:

Yeah well I took a shit IN your store In the bathroom toilet

[QUOTE=IForgotPassword;26523616]Why does shit like this make Australia look like a worse place than it really is?[/QUOTE] Australia is the 3rd best place to live in the world, not to mention Melbourne is the biggest sporting city in the world.

OP is at work right now. I'm so excited

In Australia Women look like Men?

Give her Anal-Oral sex

Can't wait to hear what happened.