so.. did you throw the shit? or is it up for grabs?
Ask her how much she charges
Put a sign up in the back that says: "$20 to shit here, slip money under the door"
Well she needed to go poopoo somewhere..
[editline]6th December 2010[/editline]
But, I guess she could've given the guy on her next shift a Cleveland Steamer.
Youtube the security footage.
[QUOTE=connor38;26528071]Youtube the security footage.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, yes!
Make sure she didnt wipe her ass on a street post or something.
show us a video
Take a shit on her while she's with a client.
[QUOTE=Nigey Nige;26524352]OP is at work right now. I'm so excited[/QUOTE]
She didn't come in and we couldn't see her outside, just another regular hooker and her little seedy pimp.
[QUOTE=Sgt.ParaKIll;26527530]Put a sign up in the back that says: "$20 to shit here, slip money under the door"[/QUOTE]
$20? This bitch doesn't even have money for a lighter, she always sticks her head in the shops front automated doors screaming " CAN I BORROW A LIGHTER "
[QUOTE=connor38;26528071]Youtube the security footage.[/QUOTE]
No thanks.
[QUOTE=Archonet;26529751]Take a shit on her while she's with a client.[/QUOTE]
Fuck this made me laugh hard... I doubt I can though, she always gets in her clients cars and drives off... maybe I could just fling shit at the car like a monkey?
Was she drunk? Also thats pretty disturbing.
[QUOTE=tier56;26530179]Was she drunk? Also thats pretty disturbing.[/QUOTE]
Probably on crystal meth.
YOU WOULDN'T TAKE A SHIT OUT THE BACK OF A SHOP
BUT ON CRYSTAL METH YOU WOULD
but seriously, methamphetamines are most likely what she was on.
[QUOTE=Griml3xx;26521350]The only good thing to come out of it was that the owner had to clean it up.[/QUOTE]
That is good. It would blow to have to clean up some other fully capable, adult human being's shit.
[QUOTE=Griml3xx;26530235]Probably on crystal meth.
YOU WOULDN'T TAKE A SHIT OUT THE BACK OF A SHOP
BUT ON CRYSTAL METH YOU WOULD
but seriously, methamphetamines are most likely what she was on.[/QUOTE]
Well crystal meth was one of my ideas, but it was less probable than being drunk. Thanks for confirming the other idea.
[QUOTE=cqbcat;26530329]That is good. It would blow to have to clean up some other fully capable, adult human being's shit.[/QUOTE]
A few weeks prior to this event, someone took a shit in our bathroom sink... we're not sure if it's this same person or not. Now we don't give out the code to unlock the back bathroom, and look what happens.
That and the owner is an asshole, so an asshole cleaning up shit seems appropriate to me and the other staff members.
You sure have some interesting situations happening with that convenient store.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26521535]That is one fucking ugly looking prostitute.[/QUOTE]
What did you expect?
the picture proof is the difference between "sure is a great thread :rolleyes:" and "phenomenal thread"
It's funny cause it's a shit post.
I think a movement is in order.
She came in again last night and tried to buy smokes, obviously we refused her service and showed her the picture of her.
She says it isn't her, which it obviously is ( She even came in that night wearing the same shirt, The video is in high res color, the printer is black and white and shit, that's why the picture is distorted, also it's at 30% size so I didn't break everyones browsers) The reason she says it isn't her, is that because she was in the Police watch house at the time.
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