• So there is this new student in our class worshipping me.
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He needs FP to make decisions for him [editline]03:33PM[/editline] heh
He just wants buttsechs
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;25158206]Dude he is fucking annoying. I mean really. I'm starting to think that he is gay, he is all around me, god damnit.[/QUOTE] I bet you want him inside you
congratulations on the one person who will ever care about you, op! you should definately hold on to that one...hes a keeper! edit: also congratulations on having a tail!
Use him for your sick amusement
I have a guy just like that in class. He's a real moron too. Probably has downs syndrome.
He clearly doesn't have many other friends, ever think of trying to get other people to hang out with him? Then you aren't his only person to go to, thus you get left alone
Give the guy a chance.
A new girl was obsessed with me for a year because I'm 'like Juno minus the pregnancy'. The trick is to cut them off early. Don't make the same mistake I did and grab a hanger-on for like a year -_-
Do this to him: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypXMAIL0p5w[/media]
he wants to be your friend. and why don't you be friends with him then?
This sounds exactly like someone I know, except I've known him for two years now. He sneezed phlegm all over my xbox controller, insisting that he's not allergic to cats :(
Be friends with him, you twat. What the hell does his appearance have to do with anything?
make him eat your foes
[QUOTE=Hanibal;25159359]make him eat your foes[/QUOTE] This post is the winner.
Yeah i have experienced this familiar thing. But that was in Primary School. And when i was one of the oldest ones of the school all those little kids looked upon us older ones as "divine" beings, kinda. And they basically did anything what we told em to do (no sexual stuff you pervs). So me as a boy at that time who cant handle power to well managed to get the boys of the younger classes to go at war at each other and play "Age of Empires war" at each other. (Age of empires? Well at the school all the computers had Age of Empires installed by a friend of my brother, so everyone had played it and loved it). I was a commander of one of the boy armies, and i ordered the boys who used plastic shovels as "swords" to attack the other boy team. It didn't end well, since the result of my misuse of my manipulating powers managed to get a lot of kids to cry and hurt each other by hitting each other with shovels. And i ended up at the principals office. So lets just say, use them/him as a minion for your own good. You wont get that chance often.
Probably from mafia, i wouldnt fuck with him, better be on his safe side.
OP looks like an evil asian guy.
The only thing I... never mind you are too much of a dumb ass.
Are you by any chance the Grand Champion, OP? [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/all_videos_adoringfan.jpg[/img]
They're called practice girls -guys in this case- for a reason.
Hook up a timer to an M60 in his lunchbox when he isn't looking. Have it explode mere minutes before lunch, then look at his reaction to it. Tell him you like pyrotechnics and you like playing pranks with explosives on your friends. I swear he will never bother you again, lest the next one be slipped in his pants pocket...
Take advantage of this opportunity. Have sex with him.
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;25158071]"The fuck. What's up with that kid behind you lol" [QUOTE=Brain scorcher;25158071]"lol"[/QUOTE][/QUOTE] People say lol in real life? :downs:
[QUOTE=GranaMan;25160281]Yeah i have experienced this familiar thing. But that was in Primary School. And when i was one of the oldest ones of the school all those little kids looked upon us older ones as "divine" beings, kinda. And they basically did anything what we told em to do (no sexual stuff you pervs). So me as a boy at that time who cant handle power to well managed to get the boys of the younger classes to go at war at each other and play "Age of Empires war" at each other. (Age of empires? Well at the school all the computers had Age of Empires installed by a friend of my brother, so everyone had played it and loved it). I was a commander of one of the boy armies, and i ordered the boys who used plastic shovels as "swords" to attack the other boy team. It didn't end well, since the result of my misuse of my manipulating powers managed to get a lot of kids to cry and hurt each other by hitting each other with shovels. And i ended up at the principals office. So lets just say, use them/him as a minion for your own good. You wont get that chance often.[/QUOTE] I worship you!
[QUOTE=I_am_not_a_meme;25171154]I worship you![/QUOTE] [img]http://img.youtube.com/vi/rS4b7KKNHDQ/0.jpg[/img] "Wololo!"
Russian kid likes me He wants to be my friend I don't know how to make friends what do I do Really OP?
give him 1 day to write a holy book about you and tell him if he doesn't finish it by noon satan will rise from the depths of hell and kill him
stalk him back even worse, he will be afraid of you, unable to prove it and you will be rid of him.
Give his ass come caramel, hell be preoccupied enough to where you can run for it.
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