• Fucking Amazing Infomercial: "Bullet Express"
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Shit, I must've watched that infomercial like a thousand times. . . . I really need to get to sleep earlier. :frown:
How come the head of the family is the only one with an Australian accent? And every time he says "[I]peeerfect[/I] consistency!" I laugh my ass off. Oh, and Martha got fucking owned.
[QUOTE=Lightbourne;19518105][IMG]http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii217/AshHolgate/awdaawdadwada.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] is that you constanza?
This cheesecake took less than a minute to prepare, not including the 15 minutes it took to get all of the ingredients measured out and placed into convenient containers surrounding the processer.
Saw this around 3:40 yesterday night actually. :banjo:
[QUOTE=Cuel;19520233]is that you constanza?[/QUOTE] holy shit I just noticed!
That was the most entertaining infomercial I've ever watched. Goddamnit now I want a fruit smoothie.
fucking hell i want nachos now asshole
Takes a long time to cook and prepare meals. Takes no time at all to grind shit in a processor.
I saw this on television a while ago.
if this product is any good and lives up to most of its claims, then I guess it's fine with me.
-snip- Didn't mean to post this.
"Even you can't make it that fast, Aunt Martha!" :iceburn:
The machine appears to be cleaning itself every time they make something else.
I really want one now. Hmm, i wonder if we have eggs, watching that made me hungry!
[QUOTE=Lightbourne;19518105][IMG]http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii217/AshHolgate/awdaawdadwada.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] ... Obscure Seinfeld reference imminent...
NACHOS [IMG]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5768/615279-fred_fredburger_large.jpg[/IMG]
Why would they betray Ralph's trust like that? Did you see how hurt he was?
Poor Ralphi boy :saddowns:
It's probably a pain to snap all the attatchments on to it.
Where did those pizzas come from?
They cheated - the potatoes were already peeled. Death to them!
I bought one the other day, should be arriving soon. better fucking work.
I love how the people stare there, and are like "Holy shit, I've never seen sliced food in my life!".
Badass granny is badass
They don't deliver the UK, noooo.
[QUOTE=pvt.meh;19532349]They don't deliver the UK, noooo.[/QUOTE] [url]http://cgi.ebay.com/Bullet-Express-Meal-Maker-Trio-ALL-IN-ONE-NEW_W0QQitemZ360220307911QQcmdZViewItemQQptZSmall_Kitchen_Appliances_US?hash=item53decdb1c7[/url]
I like in these type of videos he says 3 seconds. And it goes like this: *tap* *tap* *tap* *full 3 second "tap"*
[QUOTE=Archy;19521709]if this product is any good and lives up to most of its claims, then I guess it's fine with me.[/QUOTE] Well then it isn't fine with you. If you honestly believe the machine works that well you deserve to get ripped off.
Fucking hell how much cheese do you want? And that grannys a fucking bitch.
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