The fat guy plays so dumb.
In the original commercial he's like "BUT I HATE VEGETABLES" :angryface:
Then they mix the veggies and some fruit and he tries it and goes "BOY THAT'S SURE GOOD" :smug:
If I tried to pitch stuff to my family like that, they'd use that knife the fat guy had on me.
Jesus they must have a bunch of ovens for all them meals they be making every 3, 4, or what have you second meals every goddamn minute.
hungry now
Holy SHIT. Me and my cousin just got done watching this shit on TV
What I would like to see, is how fast it would go if all the food they used wasn´t perfectly prepared on the table and ready to use. At least I don´t have all sorts of sugar and milk and stuff like that lying around in small bowls in my kitchen.
Have the whole family around for a meal? Sell them some stuff!
I like how they compare it to the biggest fucking toaster they could find.
Might as well say that it's just as big as a cellphone and then show us this one
[Img]http://totallytop10.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/old_cell_phone.jpg[/Img]
[QUOTE=Tyvak;19518411]It's a good product, but the commercial is stupid. If I ever went over to my uncle's or someone's house for a family dinner and that's how they were acting, I would seriously question their insanity.
Also, that grandma is a fucking bitch.[/QUOTE]
Question their sanity, surely?
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;19532018]I bought one the other day, should be arriving soon.
better fucking work.[/QUOTE]
Provide videos if it does.
Post into GD.
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Or doens't, it's all good.
It's such a pain in the AS I WAS SAYING
Grandma is a badass.
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"A LIIIIIITTLE bit of jalapeño... (pours on a mountain of jalapeño)"
Its almost like hes trying to sell it...
At 3:30 WHY THE FUCK DID SHE PUT KETCHUP ON MEAT LOAF?
also, I may be mistaken, but I don't think you should put cheesecake in the oven...
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;19550255]At 3:30 WHY THE FUCK DID SHE PUT KETCHUP ON MEAT LOAF?[/QUOTE]
Don't knock it till' ya try it.
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;19550255]At 3:30 WHY THE FUCK DID SHE PUT KETCHUP ON MEAT LOAF?[/QUOTE]
It's actually pretty good.
:smug:
rosemurry
This infomercial is shit. The ones for the original Magic Bullet were the best, since all the characters were named, and the product didn't look like a roided up version of the normal magic bullet.
[QUOTE=Generic Monk;19559418]This infomercial is shit. The ones for the original Magic Bullet were the best, since all the characters were named, and the product didn't look like a roided up version of the normal magic bullet.[/QUOTE]
fuck off buzzkill
[QUOTE=rakkar;19550379]also, I may be mistaken, but I don't think you should put cheesecake in the oven...[/QUOTE]
You've never made a cheesecake, have you?
:colbert:
Looks interesting, but I don't want it.
Rather keep using my own knife and cutting board.
That thing is going to be a bitch to clean.
It's like saying "I can get this smoothie ready in 15 seconds with my blender!" But that doesn't include getting the ingredients ready, and cleaning it after.
We had the Magic Bullet (the older and smaller version of this) for about 2 years.
I say had because it broke down a couple of days ago.
It did blend stuff, but you had to cut the vegetables and whatnot down so that it could fit inside the actual cup, which isn't what they showed in the commercial.
It made some nice smoothies though, easy to make too.
[QUOTE=Mr._N;19518087]Holy fuck, the Australian guy has gained weight since the first infomercial about the magic bullet.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtpKjgwi4Sc[/media][/QUOTE]
Oh god what the fuck is with the fat bitch
[B][I]Did somebody say muffins?![/I][/B]
Brb, melting cheeze whiz for nachos.
That meatloaf looked like it wasn't even cooked.
[b][i]"MMMMMMMmmm, Salmonella poisoning!"[/i][/b]
[QUOTE=Brian Williams;19559514]fuck off buzzkill[/QUOTE]
All I'm saying is that it's shit compared to the other magic bullet commercials. Nothing can beat Hazel and Berman, who eventually get romantically involved in the magic bullet to go infomercial.
[b]DID SOMEBODY SAY MUFFINS?[/b]
I like how the bullet express magically cleans itself and changes bits every camera cut
Felt like I was watching a really shitty cooking show.
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