• I was hit on by a wrastler
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[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417173]I've beaten everyone in my weight in my city.[/QUOTE] How much do you weigh? It would be more impressive you were in a more dense weight group.
[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417398]No no no, I "wrestle" big, big difference. Mine isn't a show, mine is just a lot of sweaty rolling and touching[/QUOTE] And that's not a show how, exactly? :raise: [editline]04:25PM[/editline] Also, "wrastling" is not a word, it's also spelled with an "e".
[QUOTE=Biggins;23417471]The Scottish say it that way. And "rednecks" they are not.[/QUOTE] Yoda I am?
[QUOTE=Bobv2;23417487]How much do you weigh? It would be more impressive you were in a more dense weight group.[/QUOTE] Well, actually, in the heavier groups, there aren't many girls. Like three or four maybe at tournaments. I usually weighed in at about 68 kg, so about 150 lbs. My weight class, and the two below it are the most populated.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;23417092]I'm a guy and my friend's gay friend stated hitting on me. Said he wanted to [b]such my dick[/b] and [b]make out with me[/b]. And while we were in the middle of [b]doing that[/b], I got a call. I told him, "Hold on, my girlfriend's calling."[/QUOTE]
I'd get my ass handed to me in wrestling. I weigh about 180 pounds but only about 10 of it is muscle. :smug:
[QUOTE=Vinze;23417502]And that's not a show how, exactly? :raise: [editline]04:25PM[/editline] Also, "wrastling" is not a word, it's also spelled with an "e".[/QUOTE] Because it's not performed, it's not acted. It's the real deal, and you think I am unaware? I am completely aware that wrastling is not a word, but I need a way to distinguish the two so they people don't get confused, which you obviously foiled.
[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417530]Well, actually, in the heavier groups, there aren't many girls. Like three or four maybe at tournaments. I usually weighed in at about 68 kg, so about 150 lbs. My weight class, and the two below it are the most populated.[/QUOTE] I need to eat more, you weigh what I weigh. [editline]11:02PM[/editline] Or maybe I should stop dwelling FP?
[QUOTE=Master_Jeeves;23417629]I need to eat more, you weigh what I weigh.[/QUOTE] Nah, I need to lose muscle. And don't feel too bad, there was one tall guy on the team who weighed that too. Sad thing was, I could beat him.
[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417573]Because it's not performed, it's not acted. It's the real deal, and you think I am unaware? I am completely aware that wrastling is not a word, but I need a way to distinguish the two so they people don't get confused, which you obviously foiled.[/QUOTE] Yeah... Sure... But, chesty closet-lesbians rolling around still remains a show...
[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417656]Nah, I need to loose muscle. And don't feel too bad, there was one tall guy on the team who weighed that too. Sad thing was, I could beat him.[/QUOTE] Please... Don't beat me up! I need my hands to type on FP and play Gmawd.
[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417656]I need to lose* muscle.[/QUOTE] Why? Is having muscle a disadvantage in wrestling?
[QUOTE=Bobv2;23417703]Why? Is having muscle a disadvantage in wrestling?[/QUOTE] No, but it makes me feel insecure about my weight, especially when a girl in a weight class lower than me says she needs to lose weight. Although, it will be tremendously amazing to have it if I ever manage to become one of those people who drop a lot of weight for their matches like my coaches plans.
[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417725]No, but it makes me feel insecure about my weight, especially when a girl in a weight class lower than me says she needs to lose weight. [/QUOTE] Don't worry, you're not fat - You're just horizontally challenged. [editline]04:39PM[/editline] And yeah, I am a jackass, thank you very much :v:
quit complaining about your muscle half of us are overweight and the other half are skeletal
[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417725]No, but it makes me feel insecure about my weight, especially when a girl in a weight class lower than me says she needs to lose weight. Although, it will be tremendously amazing to have it if I ever manage to become one of those people who drought a lot of weight for their matches like my coaches plans.[/QUOTE] You're fat when your stomach can form a second ass.
Wait... I thought people crying about their weight was because of body fat. So when people are complaining about how much they weigh it's because they feel insecure that the Earth exerts so much gravity on them? How the hell does that make sense?
[QUOTE=Vinze;23417743]Don't worry, you're not fat - You're just horizontally challenged. [editline]04:39PM[/editline] And yeah, I am a jackass, thank you very much :v:[/QUOTE] S'all good, I laughed
[QUOTE=Bobv2;23417783]Wait... I thought people crying about their weight was because of body fat. So when people are complaining about how much they weigh it's because they feel insecure that the Earth exerts so much gravity on them?[/QUOTE] If your attempting to say she is fat, trust me, she is not fat.
[QUOTE=Master_Jeeves;23417769]You're fat when your stomach can form a second ass.[/QUOTE] Laughed at this too.
[QUOTE=Shadowcat123;23417802]If your attempting to say she is fat, trust me, she is not fat.[/QUOTE] She said that she needed to lose weight by reducing muscle because she was insecure about it. Why be insecure of being heavy when it's comprised of muscle?
[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417800]S'all good, I laughed[/QUOTE] Well, I kinda stole it from Robbin Williams (the comedian, not the singer). Oh! Wait, I know how to solve this: I meant Robbin Williams, the comedian. Not Rabbin Williams, the term I just made up for the singer known as "Robbin Williams". EDIT: Oh, and, no need to feel bad about 68 kilograms, I weigh [I][B]almost[/B][/I], twice that, huuuuuuge almost, and most of it is my facial hair...
[QUOTE=Bobv2;23417820]She said that she needed to lose weight by reducing muscle because she was insecure about it. Why be insecure of being heavy when it's comprised of muscle?[/QUOTE] Welcome to the internet, everyone is insecure...It's why we're here.
[QUOTE=Bobv2;23417820]She said that she needed to lose weight by reducing muscle because she was insecure about it. Why be insecure of being heavy when it's comprised of muscle?[/QUOTE] She has some of muscle, and obviously does not want it.
But... why? Isn't reducing something that's an asset in a sport sort of... self-defeating?
[QUOTE=Vinze;23417841]Well, I kinda stole it from Robbin Williams (the comedian, not the singer). Oh! Wait, I know how to solve this: I meant Robbin Williams, the comedian. Not Rabbin Williams, the term I just made up for the singer known as "Robbin Williams". EDIT: Oh, and, no need to feel bad about 68 kilograms, I weigh [I][B]almost[/B][/I], twice that, huuuuuuge almost, and most of it is my facial hair...[/QUOTE] Except my term was necessarily made up, just used. But isn't that a whole lot easier than typing it all out, although, in your case, you made it more work by trying to be an ass. Kudos to strong fingers. [editline]12:22AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Bobv2;23417869]But... why? Isn't reducing something that's an asset in a sport sort of... self-defeating?[/QUOTE] So, in this perfect little world where people lighter than me think they need to lose weight, it's a little shaking. When people hear how much I weigh and immediately say fatty, it's a lot shaking. Make sense?
[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417896]So, in this perfect little world where people lighter than me think they need to lose weight, it's a little shaking. When people hear how much I weigh and immediately say fatty, it's a lot shaking. Make sense?[/QUOTE] If they look at 150 and then look at you and then say "fatty", they're idiots.
So I'm assuming you got wrastling from South Park, but wrastling was the term used for the sport wasn't it?
[QUOTE=Bobv2;23417991]If they look at 150 and then look at you and then say "fatty", they're idiots.[/QUOTE] Because some people are shallow like that.
[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417896]Except my term was necessarily made up, just used. But isn't that a whole lot easier than typing it all out, although, in your case, you made it more work by trying to be an ass. Kudos to strong fingers. [/QUOTE] Thanks, I grew them myself.
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