• I think I have worms...
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I had thIs when my little sister was younger. It was fucking gross thinking about.
[quote=Risonhighmer][media]http://abyssaldepths.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ascaris-lumbricoides.jpg[/media][/quote] what the FUCK imagine waking up with that lying in between your legs, i'd jump out of the fucking window
Woah, the last one definately shouldn't be paying a visit to your anus, mainly because those are intestinal. See Ascariasis: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascaris_lumbricoides[/url] Don't worry guys, the only thing they do is suck blood from your guts and kill you from inside, but don't worry, you will NOT poop worms. But the first two ones do happen frequently. Oh god I love biology. You should really use proper hygiene, cause if you got that, well, lets say I'ld not shake your hands... :v:
[QUOTE=Elexar;19272597]what the FUCK imagine waking up with that lying in between your legs, i'd jump out of the fucking window[/QUOTE] I would be wondering if I either had a fun night last night or I had worms...
Take some worming chocolate.
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;19272302]wash your ass with soap or if you have hair hair shave it[/QUOTE] Why would he want to wash his ass with Soap?
This thread made my ass itchy...
Maybe your arse is just itchy
[QUOTE=Riotashuma;19270297]So it's pretty gross. During the middle of the night, around 3 AM, my asshole starts itching badly, and if I'm not up during this time, it's usually when I wake up. So I usually just go grab toilet paper and wipe my ass. The itching goes away instantly and doesn't start for a long time. This has been happening for a few months, and I'm just concerned, because I knew a friend that got this type of worms that transferred through his fingernails, and then the worms came out of his ass at night.. And it doesn't always happen during the middle of the night, sometimes it happens late evening , or any time of the day.[/QUOTE] Man, Do you even wash your anus? If you don't, then do it. Take a toilet paper and fill it with water, and start clean your skin. Watch if it is worms, go to a mirror. Go to yer doctor if there are worms.
Worms are easy to get rid of. Start taking meds to kill them, change your bedsheets and wash them and the problem shouldn't get out of hand. I suggest seeing a doctor first though.
because as everyone know's Facepunch practically festers with Doctor's this time of night who are just so eager to diagnose your case of finger-nail transmitted worms. First post since '07... Hell of a way to kick off my commenting.
Get some de-worming tablet things... they sell them at the supermarket...
[QUOTE=nick10510;19270319]What is with people thinking its better for FP to know this rather than a friend/family member..[/QUOTE] 10,000 people all over the world vs your mom
ask them nicely to leave, manners shall benefit you may find.
For some reason I wanna get tested for worms now.
if they are just under a centimeter in length, they are pin worms go to your doctor, he'll give you a prescription, go buy the medicine, it'll go away. oh yeah and don't scratch your asshole, it'll make it worse, they respond to the friction. if you didn't guess already, yes, i had these. they suck ass. literally.
[QUOTE=Potatoefp;19273163]Worms are easy to get rid of. Start taking meds to kill them, change your bedsheets and wash them and the problem shouldn't get out of hand. I suggest seeing a doctor first though.[/QUOTE] nice pun :D
Ew.
[img]http://www.3click.tv/mp4//Futurama/season3/metadata/131206.jpg[/img] You been eating truck stop egg mayo sandwiches?
it's time too bring out the dildo
[QUOTE=Insulator;19272092]I knew a kid with pinworms. It's fucking disgusting. He had to wear a flytrap type diaper that would attract the worms then catch them some sticky paper while you sleep. you would wake up in the morning with little white worms attached to some paper.[/QUOTE] What the fuck? You can treat pinworms/threadworms with a couple of pills. You just have be more careful with hygiene for a few days (make sure everyone in your family uses their own towels, clean bedsheets, wash your arsehole etc. etc.)
this thread made me scared of getting worms now.
I also have Worms. And Worms 2, Worms Armageddon, Worms World Party....
[QUOTE=Alex-Weazel;19275488]I also have Worms. And Worms 2, Worms Armageddon, Worms World Party....[/QUOTE] So do I! High five!
Shit. I just pulled 2 pinworms out of my ass. I know where I got it from too grr I'll go see tje doctor soon. Oh well it explains my recent insomnia (yes they can cause insomnia, check wikipedia.)
This looks like a cold day in hell: [media]http://abyssaldepths.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/enterobius-vermicularis-pinworm.jpg[/media] Makes my asshole feel all funny thinking about it. :v:
[img]http://www.bathdisc.co.uk/images/CHARTERHOUSE%20BIDET.jpg[/img] They invented them for a reason. I recommend you look into getting one.
It's PASTA TIME [media]http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/2012/pastatime.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=SpuffMonkey;19275225][img]http://www.3click.tv/mp4//Futurama/season3/metadata/131206.jpg[/img] You been eating truck stop egg mayo sandwiches?[/QUOTE] I just watched that episode last night, then it got me thinking...
The worms are hungry obviously. Feed them.
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