[QUOTE=Risonhighmer;19272389]Also, for anyone curious, here's a couple photos:
[media]http://abyssaldepths.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/enterobius-vermicularis-pinworm.jpg
[url]http://img.medscape.com/pi/emed/ckb/emergency_medicine/756148-785353-1096.jpg[/url]
[url]http://abyssaldepths.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ascaris-lumbricoides.jpg[/url][/media][/QUOTE]
:byodood:
Jesus Christ... Dr.Facepunch doesnt sugar coat stuff like this..
EDIT: And to the creator of PASTA TIME....gently caress you.
Anal sex is your problem.
1. Go to the doctor.
2. Report to your diagnosis to Facepunch
Pinworms are cool and all, but of course it could just be a rectal yeast infection.
1.) stop w/ anal sex
2.) go to doctor
3.) post results on fp
4.) lie
5.) get ru
[QUOTE=nick10510;19270319]What is with people thinking its better for FP to know this rather than a friend/family member..[/QUOTE]
Because it's partially anonymous, and won' be quite as volatile of news to us.
[QUOTE=djzwicblaze;19334381]1.) stop w/ anal sex
2.) go to doctor
3.) post results on fp
4.) lie
5.) get ru[/QUOTE]
What's "ru"
Your avatar works well.
"HUNNG!"
"Good god I feel better now."
"Well whats HOLYSHITWAHTTHEFUCK IS THHAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!"
Anyways you could go to the doctor.
[QUOTE=sink257;19339417]What's "ru"[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ru[/url]
Get 'Really Cool'
It seems you don't wipe your ass very well.
Get some of those wet wipes.
Facepunch has decided by a previous debate that the best recipe is wet wipes first, paper after.
Quick! call out an air strike! then make sure they all die with a banana bomb!
Super sheep!! use the super sheep!!!
Stick something up your ass and squish them
[QUOTE=King_of_Town;19339716]Stick something up your ass and squish them[/QUOTE]
a penis
DERAIL DERAIL
By the way,i am drinking Frizee while eatin some good ol' fashioned MUFFINS.
END OF RAILD
[QUOTE=Riotashuma;19270297]So it's pretty gross.
During the middle of the night, around 3 AM, my asshole starts itching badly, and if I'm not up during this time, it's usually when I wake up.
So I usually just go grab toilet paper and wipe my ass.
The itching goes away instantly and doesn't start for a long time.
This has been happening for a few months, and I'm just concerned, because I knew a friend that got this type of worms that transferred through his fingernails, and then the worms came out of his ass at night..
And it doesn't always happen during the middle of the night, sometimes it happens late evening , or any time of the day.[/QUOTE]
If it's a biting sensation instead of a crawling sensation, then you haven't got worms, you've got anal ants/butt rott from wiping too much after shitting. And no, Anal Ants isn't real ants in your anus. It's slang term.
Guess I can play doctor again, as I have for many other threads. See kids, contrary to popular belief, an itchy anus isn't cause from lack of wiping, rather, it is caused from over wiping. See when you wipe to point where there isn't a speck of shit left in your entire anoose, you also remove natural oils from your anus. The skin and walls of the anus are very prone to small tears, and as such, over wiping can cause inflammation or small cuts that get irritated, leading to a sensation of sharp pain or intermittent "biting" that many people mistake for worms.
[QUOTE=Insulator;19272092]I knew a kid with pinworms. It's fucking disgusting. He had to wear a flytrap type diaper that would attract the worms then catch them some sticky paper while you sleep. you would wake up in the morning with little white worms attached to some paper.[/QUOTE]
Uhh, you can't actually see pinworms without a microscope buddy.
Thanks for telling us.
Flamethrower up your ass now.
The next time you poo, take a look at it and if you see little white things, it's probably worms.
Just go to the doctors, it's easy to get rid of most parasitic worms.
Sounds to me like you've got nothing more than a simple case of chronic ass itch
pump some acid up ur ass and see if it comes out worms
You're fine if you become worried I would recommend a butt plug.
[QUOTE=Faunz;19270400]Most of the human population has worms of some sort. An itchy ass hole could be anything.[/QUOTE]
I didn't really need to know that. :v:
i had worms once. then i went fishing.
Actually there are many kinds of worms that support our digestive system.
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