• What the actual fuck! - Bear Grylls
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[QUOTE=soad_jonas;27750683]Just as I finished watching the video, my mum told me it's dinner time.[/QUOTE] Mmmmmm eat your vegetables now.
"hurr discovery triez 2 hard now" fuck offz
All of you are late [QUOTE=Hiccuper;27749343]You clearly haven't seen the video where he gives himself an enema...[/QUOTE] Wait what?! Oh god...... link please
yes eating them gross, but the size of the bug, not so big, my friend has a huge tractor tire in his back yard and when we lift it up we always find grubs long than our index fingers and about as round as a quarter.
[QUOTE=soad_jonas;27750683]Just as I finished watching the video, my mum told me it's dinner time.[/QUOTE] Then she whipped out some giant larva?
[QUOTE=Dj-J3;27750022]You wouldn't survive a day if you were stuck in the middle of nowhere.[/QUOTE] As much as I want to agree, you can survive up to a week without food easily. So I'd take my chances and just eat some other random shit.
i listened to imagine by john lennon while watching this, it was soothing
Fry that bitch and it will be tasty as fuck
I just ate chicken with rice in Spanish tomato sauce. I did not even cringe.
[QUOTE=Edthefirst;27755627]As much as I want to agree, you can survive up to a week without food easily. So I'd take my chances and just eat some other random shit.[/QUOTE] You wouldn't be strong enough to get anywhere.
If it was that big, I wouldn't eat it raw. Although I would eat small larvas raw to survive.
F*@# A$$! [media]http://www.sportco.com/ProductCart/pc/catalog/1-burnerstove5431-700g_2271_general.jpg[/media] I've eaten mealworms before. If you ever have to, make sure they're dead or have some 151 available.
I would actually like to try it when its been fried
Ha, les stroud eats shit bigger than that, but he actually needs it to survive
[QUOTE=Dj-J3;27756169]You wouldn't be strong enough to get anywhere.[/QUOTE] Of course not after a week, but for the first few days I'd be fine. I'm also only saying this because I'm sitting at my desk eating some lunch and have the comforts of home. If I'm surviving in the wild I'll do anything, but the fact that I'm not means I can't possibly fathom eating raw maggots.
I think he likes eating stuff like this. Especially reptiles.
Dear bear grylls: COOK YOUR FUCKING FOOD. It's better for survival to COOK YOUR FUCKING FOOD. It's not hard, spit roast it like with marshmallows and it's better for you as it KILLS THE BACTERIA YOU STUPID STUPID MAN.
[QUOTE=coco911231;27754923]yes eating them gross, but the size of the bug, not so big, my friend has a huge tractor tire in his back yard and when we lift it up we always find grubs long than our index fingers and about as round as a quarter.[/QUOTE] pictures please
wasn't it this larva that gave him diarrhea?
Well, I laughed.
:barf:
Yummie
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOZbzZq9Jb8[/media] les stroud eats his larvae and he [B]likes it[/B]
[QUOTE=Savaril;27777095][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOZbzZq9Jb8[/media] les stroud eats his larvae and he [B]likes it[/B][/QUOTE] You know how he keeps saying dry dry dry and dry YAAAA not any more.
To be honest I'm more concerned about the camera man. He has to watch [B]AND[/B] film all this. I remember one episode on Bear Grylls where he was in the desert and he had to drink his own piss. Then was was climbing a tree and the camera man was holding on with 1 hand, and somehow he ended up with a machete. [editline]1st February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Savaril;27777095] les stroud eats his larvae and he [B]likes it[/B][/QUOTE] Yeah, but witchetty grubs have taste.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8361103/d6286d966c0fba009df2393f2cb4f70f.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Savaril;27777095][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOZbzZq9Jb8[/media] les stroud eats his larvae and he [B]likes it[/B][/QUOTE] I really want crayfish etouffee now.
I don't cringe when he eats eyeballs or whatever. But those juicy bugs are not my kind of thing..
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