Update yer SVN's boys, mbbird added the ShackTac Fireteam HUD
fuck, us vs. profan's group? count me in
i'll be hosting a qualifications course ok
there'll be only a select few that will pass and be allowed to enter into the combat of the arma 2
What are the qualification testy thingys gonna be?
wow I lose already
i... haven't decided yet lol
we have to be negotiating first with the enemy to decide what the rules and shit will be
then i'll go from there and build a course
I have that vampire disease in Skyrim, how cure?
[QUOTE=DarkZero135;33885471]What are the qualification testy thingys gonna be?[/QUOTE]
Don`t shoot friendlies. Guess that disqualifies me :v:
I'm just gonna buy myself onto the team
Nevermind guys, i cured it before it locked in with a potion, so i'm good to go.
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;33885620]I have that vampire disease in Skyrim, how cure?[/QUOTE]
Shrine
Here's my attempt at the 1-1-F-1 creepypasta.
One night, a group of sperglords and autists were playing Arma 2. They were attempting to do a zombie mission on Namalsk. After many hours of fucking around in their spawn and team killing both on purpose or by accident and having to restart the mission every time, the group finally left the spawn. They walked to the south army base where they got weapons and several of them were killed by zombies. They got in a truck and started driving to the entrance to the underground area, only to realize their forgot one of their comrades at the army base. They went on a rescue mission and took more casualties. Then they all got back in the truck. Somebody starting singing Tatu over the mic and then somebody else went to Youtube and played the song over their mic as the group reached the underground and slaughtered zombies. The group explored the underground and after fighting a zombie hoard outside the compound they got in two separate trucks and drove along the railway. While driving along the railway, somebody checked their map and found a friendly unit with the callsign 1-1-F-1. Everybody asked who 1-1-F-1 was but there was no reply. The group decided to head to the abandoned hospital which was where 1-1-F-1 was going. They took heavy casualties during the trip with only 3 soldiers left by the time they reached the hospital. They fought off countless numbers of zombies at the hospital and the searched the area for 1-1-F-1. But they didn't find 1-1-F-1. Instead they found his body. The in game image of his corpse was hyper-realistic. There were maggots crawling in his eye sockets and his flesh was rotting. Then a huge zombie hoard came at the group but their screens started to flicker and eventually totally blacked out. Then a skeleton popped up on their screens and a distorted voice speaking an unrecognizable language spoke to them the power went out in their houses.
oh god i laughed so hard at the skeleton popping up because of the hyper realism two sentences before
i like it
there were retards playing arma and there was a ghost truck but it was just a hyperrealistic stewe
[editline]24th December 2011[/editline]
tapeondongs is better
Someone should make an AI labelled as 1-1-F-1, put him at the old hospital at Namalsk, take a screenshot of it on the map and post it on /v/ to spread the creepypasta.
Wait did this 1-1-F-1 thing actually happen?
[QUOTE=cardfan212;33886175]Wait did this 1-1-F-1 thing actually happen?[/QUOTE]
There was this random friendly unit that appeared on the map who's callsign was 1-1-F-1. It was actually just Stewe I think though.
What happened?
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;33885620]I have that vampire disease in Skyrim, how cure?[/QUOTE]
You could join the Companions and become a Werewolf, they have a 100% resistance to disease and it automatically cures all diseases you have as soon as you become one.
[editline]25th December 2011[/editline]
If it hasn't been three days since you've caught it you can just use a shrine/cure disease potion, though.
[QUOTE=D3vils Buddy;33883025]Wow, really? I played with them once and it was so crap because of how realistic and super serious they were trying to be.
[editline]25th December 2011[/editline]
Group co-opertion. I mean last night on the zombie OP it was a complete disaster[/QUOTE]
hi
i don't know who you played with but i've never seen 'realistic' or 'super serious' gameplay in profans server. it's just for fun
niko lookin sexe
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aftermath of a hot threesome - i'm the chick on the chair
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my new computer is ready
EXCEPT TOO BAD I HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH TOMMOROW
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how does this even HAPPEN
imagine profans guys being all SUPER SERIOUS and walking around in a organized squad
then you guys fly a boat into them
Wooo! found in my sock (stocking) some RAM for my laptop! Now I can play WoT!
Just before I installed my RAM, RidingKeys gave me Red Orchestra. Thanks!
I officially have a god-tier computer.
I just got a Watercooled 4 core PC with 2 SLI 560's with a Soundblaster Card and 16 gigs o ram.
also mechanical keyboard, SWTOR Collector's Edition, AssCreed Brohood, and some Arnold Palmer.
Also Bose Companion 5 Speakers, aka. lol i bet you thought you were in a movie theater, nope it's just your bedroom
SLI 560s nicee [sp]my gtx 580 reins supreme[/sp]
Got a Logitech G510 keyboard and G400 mouse myself, they're p sweet
[editline]tajkt[/editline]
also a nice Civilian watch
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