Naming weapons has got to be the best part of Skyrim. Some names i have come up with:
"Genuine Ghaddafi Knife"-Superior Steel Dagger enchamted with Fire
"The Soul Buttfucker", and "The Soul Buttfucker v2"-Superior Steel sword enchanted with soul trap/Superior Elven Sword enchanted with soul trap
"Chell's(Yes, fuck off, i made Chell my character, let's not start a shitstorm please) Gut Fucker" and "Chell's Gut Fucker v2" Fine Dwarven sword enchanted with fire/Superior Elven Sword Enchanted with fire
"Rape Dildo"-Superior Steel mace enchanted with fire
"Chell's Frozen Flagellum Fucker"-Superior Steel sword enchanted with frost
"Dick Cleaver"-Superior Steel War Axe enchanted with frost
But oh god i love Skyrim. I've gone like full basement nerd and i've been playing this sun up to sun down and i think my muscles are starting to get atrophied, It's a bitch to get up and actually move in the morning. I have no idea how i'm going to go airsofting and actually win. Also my best bro gifted me Deus Ex: GOTY edition so as soon as the necessary 200 hours are poured into Skyrim imma be all over that bitch.
I always name my weapons in games "CUNTMURDERER", "PENISSLICER" and "BITCHSLAPPER".
I still win
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[QUOTE=Tark;33898289]I've done it before; and on topic, I just got Killing Floor and have received two guest passes to give out to people.
WHO WANTS[/QUOTE]
I do!
So thanks to whoever the fuck started singing Tatu in Arma I can't stop listening to them. Thanks asshole.
SVN has never worked for me, but I see that you guys are sticking to a fairly small regimen of mods. Which ones should I get for the next butt rubbing party on ArmA?
[QUOTE=oakman26;33900063]Well I duess you could just ask someone to upload teh latest svn couldnt yuou?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;33900055]SVN has never worked for me[/QUOTE]
I seriously tried this morning. It didn't work. SVN is a bitch anyways.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;33900055]SVN has never worked for me, but I see that you guys are sticking to a fairly small regimen of mods. Which ones should I get for the next butt rubbing party on ArmA?[/QUOTE]
there's a readme on the svn page
[url]https://subversion.assembla.com/svn/ifap-arma-compilation/IFAP%20Mod%20Compilation%20SVN.txt[/url]
plus shacktac since mbbird didn't add it to the readme
[url]http://www.armaholic.com/page.php?id=9936[/url]
it's like 700mb
i sure as hell ain't gon do it
Hey, what the hell do you do with soul gem fragments?
stick them in your nose.
nothing
they're classified as 'junk'
aka they don't do shit
I am disappointed that you can't carry lanterns around to provide light like you could in Morrowind. I guess there's always torches, but lanterns are infinitely more cooler.
[QUOTE=sliferz;33902533]I am disappointed that you can't carry lanterns around to provide light like you could in Morrowind. I guess there's always torches, but lanterns are infinitely more cooler.[/QUOTE]
Attaching a lantern to your armor to act as a flashlight would be boss.
[QUOTE=croguy;33902679]Attaching a lantern to your armor to act as a flashlight would be boss.[/QUOTE]
tactical chainmail
I want rails on my daedric helmet.
[QUOTE=venom;33902104]they're classified as 'junk'
aka they don't do shit[/QUOTE]
Well that fucking sucks, they're rarer than the actual soul gems so you think "I could do something with this" and pick it up only to have it not be useful. Eh, whatever. Dwarven ruins are the place to get soul gems. And if you're lucky, it'll have some falmer in it to fill them if you have soul trap, which i do.
right so i played nuclear dawn last night and i have to say its quite fun, it lacks team work though when you don't play with friends and could really use some custom content made by the community.
[editline]26th December 2011[/editline]
anyone wanna buy it while its still $5 and play?
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;33899941]So thanks to whoever the fuck started singing Tatu in Arma I can't stop listening to them. Thanks asshole.[/QUOTE]
I didn't expect ANY of you guys to know Tatu. It was a nice surprise when I heard Mbbird singing "Not Gonna Get Us" with me.
Today I got Limbo, Terraria, Amnesia and Magicka.
Should I make Limbo and Amnesia lets plays? If so, how do I do this (Foos).
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;33908359]Today I got Limbo, Terraria, Amnesia and Magicka.
Should I make Limbo and Amnesia lets plays? If so, how do I do this (Foos).[/QUOTE]
Step 1. Find games that havent had lots of lets plays done for them. (AKA NOT LIMBO AND AMNESIA)
Step 2. Know about the backstory of your game and at least some bits on how it was made
Step 3. Get a wingman.
Step 4. Record!! Be sure to provide interesting input and have some funny in there. For the love of god do not breathe into your mic, be silent for more than several minutes, and don't just sit there and be quiet.
Step 5. Edit that shit
Step 6. Upload that shit
Step 7. Cry yourself to sleep because people still watch the supreme shit that is yogcast and you will never attain that level of popularity.
Congratulations! You now do lets plays!
[QUOTE=DarkSamus;33908526]Step 1. Find games that havent had lots of lets plays done for them. (AKA NOT LIMBO AND AMNESIA)
Step 2. Know about the backstory of your game and at least some bits on how it was made
Step 3. Get a wingman.
Step 4. Record!! Be sure to provide interesting input and have some funny in there. For the love of god do not breathe into your mic, be silent for more than several minutes, and don't just sit there and be quiet.
Step 5. Edit that shit
Step 6. Upload that shit
Step 7. Cry yourself to sleep because people still watch the supreme shit that is yogcast and you will never attain that level of popularity.
Congratulations! You now do lets plays![/QUOTE]
you also pretty much have to have a good voice + good laugh if its going to get anywhere, look at spike and barley their laughs are amazing
it's hard to get anywhere by just making let's plays tbh (unless you have built up a fanbase), you will get like 10 views per video
tiny little laugh, man.
[QUOTE=Back_Slash;33899308]I still win
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/613844736981909563/5864F3BEC4A89BC021B5D915F6D45864922807F2/[/t][/QUOTE]
My brother named his ebony sword Black Inches and his ebony bow Black Inches Vol. 2
TaiwanesePrick, try reading the keybinds in the settings. Hit z when you see the name of the tank to get in it.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;33906178]I didn't expect ANY of you guys to know Tatu. It was a nice surprise when I heard Mbbird singing "Not Gonna Get Us" with me.[/QUOTE]
I recognized it right away but I just didn't want to say anything.
Me and Jenkem decided we will do an IFAP DarkRP raid. Basically, we get on a server, troll, greif, mess around, etc. Anyone up for it?
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