Disney Land - Possibly the scariest place in the world - General

[QUOTE=Gutted;16425476]You think they have space in that little farm thing they built it on in the middle of L.A.? Did you know it costs more to mow the grass at Disney World than to run pretty much all of Disneyland?[/QUOTE] Disney has alot of money.

I fucking love that Big Thunder ride, Sitting at back = FAST + MORE FUN

[img]http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5648/641christinaanddonald.jpg[/img]

After seeing the disney orgy i was confused -yet entertained. Now only thing what's in my mind is what the fuck did i just watch?

What the fuck are you crying about? A lot of the stuff you mentioned, like the accidents, come from dumb shit's that visit the park. It's their fault. Even if it's not and it's a malfunction on part of the park, it's just a fucking [i]accident[/i]. It seems like you're trying to make it seem like it's the worst place to be when you know all these [i]secrets[/i] but many of us know this shit. The actors in the costumes were just having a little fun so what the hell, even though it may be a little weird. It's pretty funny I'm sorry your next door neighbor dressed as mickey mouse raped and traumatized you but Disneyland is [b]awesome[/b]. The disney channel on the other hand...

This is why Universal Studios is so much better. Dinosaurs and Marvel Superheroes.

Disney... SCARY?! Noooooooo......

my brothers friend saved somebody at Disney world back on their senior trip(all i remember is that it was a water ride

Haven't been to disney land in years and i don't want to go back. Good thing i don't even remember it.

I've wanted to go to Disneyland/world since I was a kid. Never was able to go even though my siblings have been able to.

All of OP's pictures are from Disney World.

This is why I'm scared of Disney [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKg0zRT8q-8[/media]

I went to Disney World. Fuck no i'm never going back there. My parents forced me to go to Magic Kingdom wich was the SHITTIEST THING EVER. Also, we did 24 Hrs of road just to see this shit! THIS SUCKED BALLS. EDIT : Moar liek Disney World - Possibly the scariest place in the land

[QUOTE=Druid72;16430316]This is why I'm scared of Disney [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKg0zRT8q-8[/media][/QUOTE] the only thing i liked about the video is when Mickey kicked the crap out of one of the Jonas brother >_> <_<

[QUOTE=Druid72;16430316]This is why I'm scared of Disney[/QUOTE] Because South Park butchered Mickey Mouse? That doesn't make any sense.

The people at Disney Land are pricks. I mean the customers who enjoy their time there, not the workers and shit. We were walking around Magic Kingdom when we decided to sit down and watch the parade along with the fireworks. First, the parade came, so my dad and sister went to go get some photos, leaving me and my mother on the bench, watching the parade from a distance. While they were getting photos, we had to protect the bench so no one sits down. After a long time, my sister finally comes back, so she helps us protect the bench too. But out of all the fucking possibilities, someone took my dad's spot. So we asked the lady who was with the rest of her family to kindly move, for my dad was sitting there. But this son of a bitch gets cocky and replies, "I don't see your name on this bench." I fucking wanted to blow my load (lol?) all over this woman for being such a dildo. But then my mom would possibly get mad. So when my dad gets back, the woman still wont get off. My dad, being the asshole he always is (this is what makes him a great father), he says it's fine and stands right in front of the woman. This ticks off the rest of her family, so her daughters (I think they are) get pissed off and use vulgar words at fucking Disney World. They become bigger assholes and stand in front of us, asking how we like it. Personally, I didn't mind, but if they're going to be faggots I was raging with steam. They also say that their mom has a disease or whatever and just HAS to sit down. Eventually they get fed up with our shit and this man says something of the sort, "Come on, lets leave these assholes (some type of vulgar word, I don't know)." We did get to see the fireworks and such, but it ruined my stay there. Not a scary part being there, but Disney Land is full of pricks. Oh yeah, forgot someone killed a maid in a bedroom, lol.

I went to Disney Land in France when I was younger, and I hated the fursuiters that always tried to talk to kids (I saw their real intentions though, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that there was surely a hole for the dick in the suit, ever wondered why they always go for the kids that reach only up to their crotch?). The food in one place was really good though. Still I preferred the three days before that in Paris, Eifell Tower and Ritz Hotel (all other hotels were full, luckily for me, unluckily for my parents).

[QUOTE=acds;16432743]I went to Disney Land in France when I was younger, and I hated the [b]fursuiters[/b] that always tried to talk to kids (I saw their real intentions though, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that there was surely a hole for the dick in the suit, ever wondered why they always go for the kids that reach only up to their crotch?). The food in one place was really good though. Still I preferred the three days before that in Paris, Eifell Tower and Ritz Hotel (all other hotels were full, luckily for me, unluckily for my parents).[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.tamemymind.com/blog/images2007/smiley-bangheadonwall.gif[/img]

The teacup ride always make you puke (except me I'm cool :c00l:)

Rated OP box for exaggeration, stupid text formatting and failing to understand that the world isn't all about sunshine and lollipops.

Disney LAnd is where I was born, mom went into labour while on a childrens ride with her cub.

When you wish [i]upon a star[/i] Imagine that in a little girls voice, but shown with the pics from the OP. [u][i]Uhggg[/i][/u]

Rated Tu154M box.

yea disney world is less scary

Incidents occur in the world all the time, in fact driving there is probably the most dangerous part.

Since I've been mostly responding to the replies in this thread I thought I might as well take a stab at he OP. [QUOTE=Dan2593;16422991][release][u][b]I been living under a rock and have no idea what Disney Land is[/b][/u] You are a lucky man/woman/Man-woman! Disney land tries to make itself into a child's dream. A child's faviroute cartoon characters running round an ideal place full of rides, clean streets and candy. Dreams come true in Disney Land. Atleast that's what they say. See the truth is that Disney Land is more of a place of knightmare. Deaths, injuries, molesting and yiffing. Yes Yiffing, are some of the truths disney hides with it's white castles and pretty costumes. So allow me to take you kicking and screaming out of your fucked perception of Disney and throw you into the hard truth. Welcome to hell. [img]http://alicianroth.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/disney-world.jpg[/img][/release][/quote] That's the Disney World castle. No, there's no yiffing. Yes there are deaths and injuries, call the Darwin Awards. Molesting? Hardly Disney's fault. [quote][release][u][b]They said it was safe. Nothing can hurt you in Disney Land[/b][/u] Ok that is a slight exaggeration but Disney Land must be haunted by some pissed off Walt Disney or something because he lets the weirdest shit go down. First of all a lot of people die here by doing stupid things but others die from the parks fault in partially horrific ways. In 1974 for example a young 18 year old performer at "america sings" was crushed to death by a revolving door. I haven't been crushed to death but I can tell ya' it ain't a nice feeling. But probably ain't as bad as rollacosta derailment. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Thunder_wdw.jpg[/img] Those who have been to Disney Land have more than likely experienced atleast one rollacosta and if they went with children/are children. Then it was this innocent looking one in the picture above. Moving at 35 mph, when this thing derails you better pray to fucking god. One man didn't and as a result was killed rather quickly from blunt force trauma and a LOT of internal bleeding. If we looked at his insides we would see a fucked up mess of bloody organs kept together by his ribcage.[/quote] Ever heard of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park]Action Park[/url]? [quote]These are isolated incedents. Theme parks aren't really dangerous and I don't want you to get that idea. They have dangers but their are percautions to stop bad things happening. This involves not leaving the park when they tell you. One pair of brothers learnt this hard lessons when they swam to a off limits area of the park and hid their 'till closing time. When they had to swim back the older brother carried his younger brother on his back because the lil kid didn't know how to swim. His brother drowned halfway their and the kid was left barley floating in the water with his brothers dead body right under him until he got rescued. See you don't break the rules at Disney land. Because god will kill you.[/quote] Is this an actual complaint? So two dumb kids do something illegal. More Darwin Awards this way, please. A 70-year-old man was pinned between ride vehicles when he tried to board the ride from the load area moving sidewalk, at about 6:30 p.m. The ride was closed, then reopened the next morning after an investigation. No malfunction was found with the ride. It obviously came to life and killed him. [quote]But it's not always the tourists that fate conspires against. Other than the performer I mentioned earlier, in 2004, a 38-year-old employee died when he was accidentally run over by the Beauty and the Beast parade float. Imagine being a kid watching that! Also there is one horrifying case where the monorails crashed which I don't want to put no disrespect to by accident but I have a picture! [img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/07/monorail_crash_disneyworld_jalopnik.jpg[/img] [i](I can't tell where one ends and the other beings either)[/i] Look I can't write them all but fewer than 100 lawsuits are filed against Disney each year for various incidents. Most from natural causes, some from stupidity, few from the ride itself. But that is far from messed up. People die in theme parks all the time. But..[/release][/quote] It's good that you yourself understand what the main cause of Disneyland deaths is. Over 14 million people visit the park each year... and 14 people have died over a span of 55 years. Oh, and the monorail crash happened in Disney World. [quote][release][u][b]What type of grown men dress in full suits?[/b][/u] Mastercheif, Knights, Darth Vader and Ironman. Oh, and actors. I used to think there was something up with these guys but I was far from it. There is something up with nearly all of them. Mainly Tigger.. He is fucked up beyond belief. Tigger was arrested for fondling an unnamed 13-year-old girl and her mother while he was dressed as Tigger during a photo opportunity at the Magic Kingdom in February 2004. This story confuses me. How did he fondle them? Did he take them back stage and rape them? Did he fist them? I heard his tail works pretty well! Either way he was aquited of his charges and went staight back to work amongst children.. great. But Tigger doesn't only try to stick it up the ass, he kicks it too. On January 5, 2007 Tigger punched a 14 year old in the fucking face. BAM. He got away with it too. Apparently the brat was yanking on his behind causing the actor to have breathing problems. He swung round so fast the shit head didn't know what hit him. And to think I thought captain hook stealing my hat and making fun of my height was bad. Dick head.[/quote] The punch was an accident, so your point being? As for the fondling, there's no excuse for that. But that's the employee's fault. [quote]The three little pigs where also accused of raping women. Seriously these Disney folk. Apprenetly she was approached by the swine flu carriers who took her away and huffed and puffed and fondled with her. While the did it they kept saying "Mommy mommy". It turns out that the little pig arms are too small to catch a woman and rape her so she was either not fondled with or it was the wrong group of furries. I could go on for hours about all the different times somebody said so and so touched their parts or punched them in the face but we never have hard proof. Well watch this video below[/release][/quote] What? [quote][release][highlight][u][b]Mouse Orgy[/b][/u][/highlight] I thought I would finish this thread with a nice film. This film is rare and known as "mouse orgy". It shows the actors backstage having an orgy while dressed. It seems like it's just a piss about but it caused a lot of trouble. Everybody in this video was fired. Watch as they rape Mini Mouse and the chipmunks get spunked. French actors.. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W42cQx4HBk[/media] Yes the people without costume join in on the fun too. Mickey tries to rape one from behind and the female one grabs Minis [i]tits[/i].[/quote] Seen it before. They were all fired, by the way. And that's in Disneyland Paris. [quote][i]Well I hope this has opened your eyes to the hell that is Disney. I didn't mention the stabbings and bus crashes. Or the guy who tried to get off the ride and got pummelled and killed by another ride because I didn't want to. I'm trying to give you a rough idea not butt rape you by destroying your childhood.[/i][/release][/quote] More accidents and stupid people, yay! [quote][release][u][b]HSM Attractions[/b][/u] I thought I would add this as the first poster pointed it out. Disney land loves HSM and that shit doesn't need to be explained. That is scary enough without yiffing. [img]http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/08/ashley-tisdale-high-school-musical-2-premiere.jpg[/img] Nevermind there it is. Less I say the better[/release][/quote] Uh-huh. And since when were you the target audience of High School Musical? [quote][b]Disney Land - Walt is turning in his grave[/b][/QUOTE] No wonder he's turning in his grave when you keep spelling it Disney Land. Oh, and... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWjpi9vOxkg[/media]

[QUOTE=Yiffing Furr;16436465]Disney LAnd is where I was born, mom went into labour while on a childrens ride with her [b]cub[/b].[/QUOTE] :raise:

I really didn't differentiate between Disney World and Disney Land............ Disney Land sucks.

[QUOTE=Eskill;16423084]Damn, i've got to visit [B]and leave[/B] Disney Land before i die.[/QUOTE] fix'd

[QUOTE=tacoriffik;16423527]I always wanted to go there when i was younger, never did, jealous of all my dick friends bragging about how much fun it was.[/QUOTE] It is pretty fun. I went there when I was much younger........but it kinda sucked because I was not tall enough to go on any of the awesome roller coasters and stuff. I wanna go back!