Disney Land - Possibly the scariest place in the world

[Thlis]

If ever I was close to death/dieing, I would go to Disney land.

Just to piss them off.

[HubmaN]

Disneyland[b]s[/b] are nice, but Disney World is brilliant - there's so many hidden thingamabobs everywhere if you just stop looking at the major attractions.

[DarthStardust]

[QUOTE=Gutted;16436966]Lot's of words and bad use of BB code[/QUOTE]

The boxes are used in all my OP. They make it look neat and tidy keeping all the information together relevant to the heading. You use them in megathreads or informative OP's. Not posts.

You probably didn't notice (A lot didn't) the majority of this post is satire. I deliberately exaggerate for humour.

And as for Disney Land/World/Resort. For my entire life my friends, family and british TV have called it Disney Land. Disney Land Florida, Disney Land Paris, Disney Land, Disney Land Resort, Disney Land theme park.
This concept of "Disney world" is new to me. And looking at my sources it seems most of these happen between two places called "Disney world" and "Disney Land" and "Disney resort".

And I do point out the stupidity of the guests early on. I realise the guests are shit for brains. I'm not complaining I'm informing. Where do I say "Disney is a terrible place and should be shut down."

You act like you created Disney [i]Planet[/i] and I have offended your life work.

[b]AND YOU DEFENDED HSM? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN[/b]
Damn..

[Nenghis]

I somehow regret getting a photo taken with me and Donald Duck now :saddowns:

[Bittersweet]

I went to Disneyland.

I came out feeling like complete shit with the bs weather and long lines for 2 minute rides

[DarthStardust]

[QUOTE=ramblingoxen;16426440][img_thumb]http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5648/641christinaanddonald.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Fake I'm afraid. Still awesome.

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[QUOTE=Nenghis;16439770]I somehow regret getting a photo taken with me and Donald Duck now :saddowns:[/QUOTE]

Was it the one above?

[editline]07:56PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Bittersweet;16439779]I went to Disneyland.

I came out feeling like complete shit with the bs weather and long lines for 2 minute rides[/QUOTE]

We had great weather. I remember them little fans you can buy that don't keep you cool at all.

[Xenocidebot]

You forgot to mention that the castle is actually quite shoddy and has the planet's worst plumbing, meaning the entire interior and lower maintenance levels smell like sewage.
Little kids be all like "woohoo woohoo it's the castle from whatever generic fairytale movie I like" and up close it's corrugated cardboard and human feces.

[MadmanMad]

I...really don't see whats so scary about it at all.

Yes i read the OP.

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=cdrw5;16423101]I've never been to Disney land[/QUOTE]

This :D

[Stolz]

I've been to disneyland on ecstacy before. I live like 5 miles away.

If you think Disneyland's bad, try seeing the rest of Anaheim!

[DarthStardust]

[QUOTE=madmanmad;16440092]I...really don't see whats so scary about it at all.

Yes i read the OP.[/QUOTE]

Animal rape makes my nightmares.
It was an exaggeration mainly and a play on how they are associated with the best place on earth

[ssa gib A]

Lots of religious god stuff in the OP for some reason. Anybody else notice that?

[tasty-man]

Last time I went to disneyland (which was only like last week) I had a great time plus something different. We were riding splash mountain and it broke down, right in the end lucky enough. So we waited for like 10 minutes and these guys came and helped us get out of our carts. Me and my cousin who were in front of the row of logs got out first. So we screwed around and got upclose with the robots. We also got a few pictures with the rabbit in the end too. So they led us out and took us to the "backstage" part of disnyeland. Each of us got a front of the line pass for our party that was good for 6 people. Me and my cousin (realizing it was 10-20 minutes till closing) ran from splash mountain all the way to space mountain. We rode it twice in a row.

[Agoat]

darth vader is there

i fought him once in front of a crowd of people

[Gutted]

[QUOTE=Dan2593;16439648]The boxes are used in all my OP. They make it look neat and tidy keeping all the information together relevant to the heading. You use them in megathreads or informative OP's. Not posts.[/quote]

Oops, I put my own words into the boxes. Mistake.

[quote]You probably didn't notice (A lot didn't) the majority of this post is satire. I deliberately exaggerate for humour.[/quote]

You can't blame me, it wasn't exactly glaringly obvious. Exaggerate a little more next time.

[quote]And as for Disney Land/World/Resort. For my entire life my friends, family and british TV have called it Disney Land. Disney Land Florida, Disney Land Paris, Disney Land, Disney Land Resort, Disney Land theme park.
This concept of "Disney world" is new to me. And looking at my sources it seems most of these happen between two places called "Disney world" and "Disney Land" and "Disney resort".[/quote]

Yeah, yeah. If you're the kind of person that prefers what you're used to to what's correct then so be it.

[quote]And I do point out the stupidity of the guests early on. I realise the guests are shit for brains. I'm not complaining I'm informing. Where do I say "Disney is a terrible place and should be shut down."[/quote]

You never said that, and I never said you did.

[quote]You act like you created Disney [i]Planet[/i] and I have offended your life work.[/quote]

Maybe I [i]exaggerated[/i] it a little?

[quote][b]AND YOU DEFENDED HSM? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN[/b]
Damn..[/QUOTE]

I don't concern myself with such nonsense.
And you shouldn't either.

[_Mythic]

[QUOTE=Dan2593;16422991][b]Disney Land - Walt is turning in his grave[/b][/QUOTE]

Quoted for fuckin truth

[crusader 6]

I have been there....

The costumed people sound like illegals

[PromiscuousPanc]

Universal > Disney

[mak13two]

Disney world > Disney land

[Llivavin]

[QUOTE=advil0;16423488]Lol I live 10 minutes from Disneyland[/QUOTE]

My aunt works there and i get in for free (i'm two hours :<)

[editline]08:55AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16499759]Universal > Disney[/QUOTE]

Not in cali, Universal out here is all "movie attraction" and not so much rides, where as universal in orlando is all rides and shit and less of the movie stuff.

[editline]08:58AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=ssa gib A;16442847]Lots of religious god stuff in the OP for some reason. Anybody else notice that?[/QUOTE]

There's lots of relgious and god crazy people at Disneyland, every time i go i feel like i have to bring a shotgun to keep them away. (you constantly see hats and teeshirts worshiping jesus, they act like it's cool to go around parading your beliefs)

[editline]08:58AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Bittersweet;16439779]I went to Disneyland.

I came out feeling like complete shit with the bs weather and long lines for 2 minute rides[/QUOTE]

fast passes brah, their free for a reason.

[editline]09:00AM[/editline]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfyoqR1lX_Y[/media]

wait for this shit to come out in spring, then you'll guys will be like "Holy shit disneyland is the best place ever" (starts at 2:20 or so)

[fps_nug]

I don't like rides that much anyways.

[pie_is_good]

Most of the deaths caused at Disney Land were caused by people going something stupid and breaking the rules.

[Fish Poke]

Disney World >>>>>> Disney Land.

[-Matt-94]

I know this is a furry-y thing to say, but I always thought mini mouse was kind of sexy. I may masturbate to goofy grabbing her tits later. :flashfap:

[Gutted]

[QUOTE=Fish_poke;16501326]Disney World >>>>>> Disney Land.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.mouseplanet.com/dtp/dlguide/1_Forward/whydl.htm[/url]

[DarthStardust]

[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16499759]Universal > Disney[/QUOTE]

Island of Adventure > Universal > Disney

The spiderman ride, Hulk and others. Awesome

[kikka]

[QUOTE=-Matt-94;16501540]I know this is a furry-y thing to say, but I always thought mini mouse was kind of sexy. I may masturbate to goofy grabbing her tits later. :flashfap:[/QUOTE]
[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/969600emotbyodood.png[/IMG][/URL]

[M_B]

[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16499759]Universal > Disney[/QUOTE]

Universal Studios Hollywood is quite boring if you're not a huge film buff, as there aren't a whole lot of rides.
Disneyland is better, even if you are a film buff, because if you're a film buff, there's a lot for you at Disneyland.

Universal Studios Orlando is entirely different from Universal Studios Hollywood, and there are a lot of rides, and not as many movie things.
However, in Orlando, Walt Disney World better there because it's much bigger by comparison, most people spend a week in Walt Disney World and still manage to not even see most of it.

[editline]02:24PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=-Matt-94;16501540]I know this is a furry-y thing to say, but I always thought mini mouse was kind of sexy. I may masturbate to goofy grabbing her tits later. :flashfap:[/QUOTE]

when i was a little kid i always thought it was just Mickey cross-dressing

[Pilotclan9404]

[QUOTE=IceCKryss;16423463]I wish Walt Disney didn't die, so instead of Disney churning out anything it can to make a profit it will actually go back to making good cartoons.[/QUOTE]

I think we all agree Walt would be pissed off at what we have today for "cartoons"

[editline]03:50PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Llivavin;16499889]My aunt works there and i get in for free (i'm two hours :<)

[editline]08:55AM[/editline]

Hook him up :)

[nos217]

So... how is it Disneyland's fault that someone drowned on their own fault?