• My Strange Childhood Habits
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[quote=mrtw113;21708569]i used to squish ants and then whiff the finger i squished them with. It smells terrible[/quote] it does!
[QUOTE=Thomas849;21708431]Don't worry, OP. My girlfriend loves dead things. Like preforms amateur taxidermy procedures on bones she finds. She has a cow skull, a cabinet full of bones, a lizard tail assembly, and a few big bones here and there that she cleaned herself. This also took place during her childhood. As far as I can tell (or care to see, for that matter) she is normal. Normal in the sense that she probably won't go on a killing spree or something like that.[/QUOTE] So what would happen if you died first? :gonk:
This one time in elementary school, I found a dead bee with my friends. Using pencils or whatever, we cracked open its body and looked inside. When one of those recess supervisors found out what we were doing, we were taken to the principal's office and suspended. For a fucking bee. That was already dead. I'm quite obviously serial killer material. Brb, gonna crack open my old principal's body with a pencil and look inside.
When I was a kid I saw a bird with a broken wing so I snapped its neck. Think I did the right thing?
[QUOTE=T2DM;21707192]You are going to turn into the female version of Dexter ... DEE DEE![/QUOTE] With that extra-clean smell on her hands :downs:
[QUOTE=Bathacker;21708874]This one time in elementary school, I found a dead bee with my friends. Using pencils or whatever, we cracked open its body and looked inside. When one of those recess supervisors found out what we were doing, we were taken to the principal's office and suspended. For a fucking bee. That was already dead. I'm quite obviously serial killer material. Brb, gonna crack open my old principal's body with a pencil and look inside.[/QUOTE] My mates and I used to dig up bull ants nests to see how many we could kill before we got bitten. Those bastards have one crazy bite. Never found the queen.
You probably shouldn't go into the veterinary field.
You're a pretty neat guy. need a tl;dr though
Look at that "No brainer Haji" pic and tell me if you think that's gross.
I like the weird and creepy, you seem like someone i'd love to hang out with.
i remember when you would tease my with that hawk leg, i was such a pussy back then
[QUOTE=QuinnithXD;21709011]You're a pretty neat guy. need a tl;dr though[/QUOTE] Weird chick used to cut up dead animals as a kid as a hobby, kept body parts of them afterward.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21707087]I was just like any other little girl...[/QUOTE] What? Also, I washed my hands hourly too. Doesn't mean I was ocd, I just liked being clean. I also spat constantly cause I wanted to clear my current dirty and replace it with new stuff. Also to this day I spat atleast 20 times after I brush my teeth. I think that's just because I'm allergic to toothpaste and If I swallow the smallest amount I puke. Also, I drink some water and take a piss and wont' talk till the morning. If I talk I have to take another sipp of water and piss again. If I drink water again, I have to piss again then I go to sleep.
I dunno, it might have been just curiosity. In school, I went to additional biology lessons this year, and I figured I enjoy performing autopsy on animals. Not the process itself, but rather finding out about how their bodily functions work, and the feeling of discovery. And I could even have my lunch thereafter with no problem. :v:
[QUOTE=Bathacker;21708874]This one time in elementary school, I found a dead bee with my friends. Using pencils or whatever, we cracked open its body and looked inside. When one of those recess supervisors found out what we were doing, we were taken to the principal's office and suspended. For a fucking bee. That was already dead. I'm quite obviously serial killer material. Brb, gonna crack open my old principal's body with a pencil and look inside.[/QUOTE] You're going to need more than a pencil. Hey, let's open him up together, just you and me. It'll be fun, yeah? [QUOTE=Ironic Man;21709043]I like the weird and creepy, you seem like someone i'd love to hang out with.[/QUOTE] Really? Wish I could've known you back in grade school. No one liked me. :B [QUOTE=TehLeetPenguin;21709392]i remember when you would tease my with that hawk leg, i was such a pussy back then[/QUOTE] You still are. :buddy: You wouldn't quit fucking complaining when I cut my foot open to get that splinter out. "Oh mah gawd, Katie. That is so fucking gross. You're sick; you know that? This is why I think you're going to be a serial killer, because you can open your foot up without flinching--oh, shi...stop! You're going to get blood on the couch!" What? Would you have rather me let it go and it get infected? There would be gross puss and shit wherever I went. You know, I should have included that hawk leg in our Lego games. Would've been so fun. [QUOTE=Maccabee;21709539]What?[/QUOTE] Whaddya mean what?
Hi there, Ted Bundy.
I guess that's okay, a lot of great scientists have had the same fascination. The inventor of the battery got the idea from electrocuting frog legs.
You're a chick, most of facepunch would feel uncomfatble anyway.
This thread is like the 2010 version of My Homoerotic Childhood.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21711014]This thread is like the 2010 version of My Homoerotic Childhood.[/QUOTE] My Homoerotic Childhood? Never seen it. Seems like it'd be a good read, though.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21711265]My Homoerotic Childhood? Never seen it. Seems like it'd be a good read, though.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=770550[/url] It used to hold the record for most gaybows (1200 or so) until garry reset the ratings.
[QUOTE=Ccharlton;21710987]You're a chick, most of facepunch would feel uncomfatble anyway.[/QUOTE] So uncomfortable they wouldn't be able to spell :smile: Oh, and when I was little, if I was walking on a tiled floor, I would always step on every other tile, and became sad when I missed. I sometimes ran into other people because of this.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21711322][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=770550[/url] It used to hold the record for most gaybows (1200 or so) until garry reset the ratings.[/QUOTE] Laughed hard. Also at OP, I used to play with Microscopes and shit like that at my father's work. When I grew up I became kind of a young scientist. But then I went to my crappy univ and I grew into a tech-rejecter... Life is funny :v:
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21710089] "Oh mah gawd, Katie. That is so fucking gross. You're sick; you know that? This is why I think you're going to be a serial killer, because you can open your foot up without flinching--oh, shi...stop! You're going to get blood on the couch!" [/QUOTE] you should be a surgeon/doctor. probably an surgeon, im guessing blood doesnt freak you out and as a surgeon you will be able to experiment on failed patients! -> "ok ,lets make an incision near the the left shoulder..." "doctor, he's been dead for the past 3 hours!"
I thought that pee was stored in the balls and babies came out of the butt. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;21707103]You're going to be a serial killer. Congratulations.[/QUOTE] but OP said she would not ever kill something. Gravedigger it is.
[QUOTE=ramblingoxen;21707456]i cut up animals sometimes to find out how their anatomy works :eng101:[/QUOTE] your like sylar
Maybe you will become an autopsy specialist.
I use to torture and murder countless frogs as a child, the methods were usually more or less inventive. I also attempted various biological experiments/challenges with them, such as burrowing them deep in the sand and observing whether they get out or not, or sticking a fire cracker in their mouth, or seeing how long they can survive without water, I will hold back the details for now. I also constantly caught bugs/caterpillars for observation purposes, one caterpillar managed to form a cocoon and turn into a butterfly, and then produce more caterpillars, it was very interesting to observe. One time I also managed to get a hold of a water spider, and managed to feed him a smaller spider which he captured with his powerful jaws and then devoured.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;21707103]You're going to be a serial killer. Congratulations.[/QUOTE] This.
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