[QUOTE=Shoupie;21707087]...[b]girl[/b][/QUOTE]
Wait, What? I mean i'm not being sexist but ripping up dead animals isn't very lady like.
Also - Yes your going to be serial killer, 'Jane the Ripper'.
[QUOTE=TheServer;21707227]No, I just wouldn't expect this kind of thing from a girl.[/QUOTE]
Gender has no role in character.
I'm completely the opposite, I had a normal childhood and just grew up to be fucked up.
does your nickname happen to be Wolfie Blackheart? do you also have an affinity for tomato sauce as a gruesome cosmetic?
I think it'll be ok.
I used to play with the innards of fish when I was a wee kid and visited my grandparents in the north-Swedish coast.
I used to eat entire jars of grape jam when I was small.
You can look at, and touch the insides of me, sweetie! - thru the back door, if you know what I mean!!
And yes, I am a man.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;21707103]You're going to be a serial killer.
Congratulations.[/QUOTE]
-snip- okay, I'd best stop now.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=Evanlution;21717364]For some reason I get slightly aroused when seeing naked dead people.[/QUOTE]
Oh god what.
Necrophillia
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;21712645]does your nickname happen to be Wolfie Blackheart? do you also have an affinity for tomato sauce as a gruesome cosmetic?[/QUOTE]
I hope OP didn't go that far.... >_>
(proud to be one of those who brought the downfall of Wolfie Blackheart)
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21707087]When I was little, I used to look for dead animals to cut up. Mice, snakes--that kind of thing. I remember one day, I found a dead baby hawk. I tried breaking its foot off, but I couldn't. So I used some hedge clippers and just cranked at it until it snapped off. It was pretty much mutilated until it finally gave. I liked showing it to my brother and getting him to freak out. I was proud of it.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me Of halloween.
When I was a kid I used to open presents with one hand... is that weird?
You could always work in a morgue, it takes a special kind of person to be an Undertaker.
You get heaps of cash too.
When I was a little kid, I was playing god with ants, sitting by their nest and tearing ants piece by piece for my liking, the ants did not like that, I came home one day taking a shower, when I felt stinging at some areas of my body.
I've had ants all over my body, with their teeth stuck to my skin and part of the flesh, was really painful, had trouble getting them off.
Lesson learned, don't play god with any creatures that can't protect themselves.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21711322][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=770550[/url]
It used to hold the record for most gaybows (1200 or so) until garry reset the ratings.[/QUOTE]
Read it. I hear that's not really uncommon, that little boys experiment with each other. I know someone that was like that. But...that one kid that admired his asshole...just, what the fuck?
[i]"Oh, your rosy pink pucker is just exquisite!"[/i]
[QUOTE=kayOkay;21717699]I hope OP didn't go that far.... >_>
(proud to be one of those who brought the downfall of Wolfie Blackheart)[/QUOTE]
What? Isn't she the girl that cut her neighbor's dog's head off or something? I'm not like that. I've never killed anything except for the spiders in my room. I don't want to hurt or kill anything or anyone.
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;21715968]I think it'll be ok.
I used to play with the innards of fish when I was a wee kid and visited my grandparents in the north-Swedish coast.[/QUOTE]
Do you still play with the innards of things? If you do, you and Evanlution could get a wonderful thing going...
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;21716618]I used to eat entire jars of grape jam when I was small.[/QUOTE]
Have fun with your diabetes.
[QUOTE=Evanlution;21716722]You can look at, and touch the insides of me, sweetie! - thru the back door, if you know what I mean!!
And yes, I am a man.[/QUOTE]
I'm never putting my fingers up anybody's asshole unless preparations are taken first.
Enemas.
[QUOTE=Evanlution;21717364]For some reason I get slightly aroused when seeing naked dead people.[/QUOTE]
I don't even know what to say to that. Um, fuck your dead bodies before rigor mortis sets in?
[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;21712121]Wait, What? I mean i'm not being sexist but ripping up dead animals isn't very lady like.
Also - Yes your going to be serial killer, 'Jane the Ripper'.[/QUOTE]
I've never been very lady-like. But I'm on facepunch; what do you expect?
I don't think I could cut someone open unless they were already dead. I don't want to hurt anyone.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21707087]When I was little--[/QUOTE]
Stop right there, criminal SCUM!
Shoupie, I clicked on your Facebook thing, you don't have serial killers eyes, therefore, you're not ever going to be a serial killer.
[QUOTE=radioactive;21718612]Shoupie, I clicked on your Facebook thing, you don't have serial killers eyes, therefore, you're not ever going to be a serial killer.[/QUOTE]
What exactly classifies eyes as serial killer like?
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21707087]When I was little, I used to look for dead animals to cut up. Mice, snakes--that kind of thing. I remember one day, I found a dead baby hawk. I tried breaking its foot off, but I couldn't. So I used some hedge clippers and just cranked at it until it snapped off. It was pretty much mutilated until it finally gave. I liked showing it to my brother and getting him to freak out. I was proud of it.
Anyway, I put the hawk's leg in a sandwich baggy and kept it in my room for a few days until my mom found it. I begged her to let me keep it for a little while longer, and she allowed it for a few more days. It's actually pretty weird, since I had an awful fear of skeletons when I was a child. I was also diagnosed with OCD when I was five years old because of my obsessive hand-washing. I did it several times a day until my skin was cracked and raw. So I can't understand how I justified handling dead animals.
Is this behavior normal? Other than that, I was just like any other little girl. I loved Barbies and Polly Pockets. But things like blood and the insides of animals and people always fascinated me.
I know what you're thinking - that a lot of serial killers start off with animals. But I never killed any animals (I always found things that had already been dead) and I'm an empathetic person. I sympathize with people's pain. I cried one time when I killed a moth. I've actually been a vegetarian for about four years.
I just don't understand my own contradicting behavior. While I would never hurt anyone or anything intentionally, I like looking at and touching the insides of things. I think I would like to be a forensic pathologist or a mortician when I grow up. Most people think I'm kind of sick when I tell them that.
Well, am I sick? I mean, is this dangerously bizarre? You guys could be more objective about it than me or my family, since I'm basically a stranger to you.
To simplify it, I guess...would you feel safe with me, based on the above info?[/QUOTE]
Well, at least you are getting something good out of all that. Learning how to cut up meat and clean it for dinner.
-snip, fuck me, she's a girl!-
Lizards and Frogs.
i hunted, killed, mutilated and eviscerated tons of them in my whole childhood
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21718498]Do you still play with the innards of things? If you do, you and Evanlution could get a wonderful thing going...[/QUOTE]
Nope, sorry.
If I mix with the internal organs of fish nowadays it's when I gut them.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;21707103]You're going to be a serial killer.
Congratulations.[/QUOTE]
Well OP, the good news is you're going to be on the news one day.
The bad news is it's going to be a mugshot of you.
I don't think it's that bad. I never really cut up animals, but I've dissected and played with small (dead) frogs and salamanders, I think what you had was a good case of curiosity. As for keeping the body parts... eh, who cares. The problem occurs when the body parts belong to dogs, cats, or people.
[QUOTE=SteelReal;21718775]What exactly classifies eyes as serial killer like?[/QUOTE]
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I used to play obsessively with legos when I was a kid. :smug:
Now I draw up plans for random machines (like catapults) for fun. Also, I play Garry's Mod.
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[QUOTE=radioactive;21722444]Serial Killer[/QUOTE]
Who is that?
Melting ants with magnifying glass.
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